Gomess
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"Who got the Keese to the Jeep? VROOOOOOM. I got 'em, baby."
Male
Stone Tower Temple, TERMINA
Last Login:
11/7/2025 |
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| Gomess's
Interests |
| General
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Giving group hugs to bats, shopping at Hot Topic,
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| Music
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The Darkness, Alicia Keese |
| Movies
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Bats
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| Television
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My favorite show of all time is Broken Light Arrow. |
| Books
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I read Stellaluna to my trenchcoat every night. |
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| Gomess's
Details |
| Status: |
Married.
To Morticia.
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| Here
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Swinging gardening tools I painted black for effect around my head really fast and if you get in the way it's your own fault
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| Orientation: |
Bats |
| Sign: |
Cancer |
| Smoke
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Yes / Blood
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| Children: |
My kids are very close to me.
Unless you hit me with a light arrow. Then when I ask them where they're going they indignantly respond "Out." I hate that shit.
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| Occupation: |
What a camp counselor says when it's lunch time. |
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| Gomess's
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Heroes from alternate dementions are a superstitious lot. I must wear a disguise that will strike terror into their hearts.
I must become a symbol. A creature of the night. I must become ... a MAN MADE OUT OF BATS
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I feel kind of vulnerable telling you this, but here is a little-known but simple way to Defeat Gomess! Take the Giant's Mask you get in my temple and put it on a cucco.
Not only will no one get that joke, but you can't get the Giant's Mask before seeing me anyway. Sucks to be you!
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| Gomess's
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About me:
I live on the ceiling of a temple overlooking a kingdom of a bunch of dead people. Ever have that daydream while you're looking at your ceiling and wish you could roller skate all around it? I do that ALL THE TIME.
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Who I'd like to meet:
I'm not looking to meet anyone special, really. I don't particularly enjoy it when Cupid's arrow makes me feel light-hearted.
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| Gomess's
Friends Comments |
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Gohma
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Nov 13 2007 12:19 PM
what the fuck you're not my wife |
Dana ZUUL
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Nov 13 2007 9:24 PM
Are you the Keese Master?
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Fish Man
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Nov 13 2007 9:25 PM
Not that I know of, small fry!
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Dana ZUUL
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Nov 13 2007 9:26 PM
/denies Friend Request
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Fish Man
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Nov 13 2007 9:27 PM
Aw nuts to this, fry!
/sends Friend Request
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Dana ZUUL
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Nov 13 2007 9:28 PM
Are you the Keese Master?
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Fish Man
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Nov 13 2007 9:29 PM
Yes! Actually, I'm a friend of his! He asked me to meet him here and
Whoa, fry! That wasn't the map I was planning on drawing on, but since you brought it up...
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Mark
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May 30 1988 2:58 AM
GIVE ME MY FIREBIRD KEESE!
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Link
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May 30 1988 2:59 AM
You MUST CHILL!
You MUST CHILL!
I have hidden your Keese! Chill!
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Mark
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May 30 1988 3:00 AM
...
I love you, man!
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Zelda
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May 30 1988 3:01 AM
Really?
How did you manage to touch a Fire Keese long enough to hide it?
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Link
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May 30 1988 3:02 AM
Put it in my back pocket. Behind the shield.
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Zelda
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May 30 1988 3:03 AM
Not the little wooden one ... right?
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Link
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May 30 1988 3:04 AM
Fuck.
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