If Father keeps falling asleep on the job, we're going to have serious problems with egg sales & Cuckoo overpopulation. Though I suppose... that's it! We could sell them as Nature's Alarm Clock! Malon, you're a marketing genius. I'll have to talk to that girl in Kakariko Village into showing me how she bred that blue one, so we can sell them to match people's iPods.    ( Add Comment )

I just got back from running around in my Secret Castle, & boy, am I upset...

The elevator next to the giant staircase wasn't working, right? So I wander around to see if someone knows what the problem is, & this arrogant duck shopkeeper in a tacky, Hawaiian shirt tells me that if I want to ride the elevator, I have to loose weight! Ugh, I've never been so insulted in my whole life! That's it. I'm not eating a thing until I can ride that elevator in a bikini again.    ( Add Comment )