Sale
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"I'm
gonna cook me some Turtle Banana Gumbo ta-night!"
Male
Toronbo Shores, KOHOLINT
Last Login:
10/26/2004 |
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| Sale's
Interests |
| General
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Selling
bananas, collecting cans... with my mouth, biting left
arms clean up to the elbow |
| Music
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Jerry
Reed, Harry Chapin, Buckwheat Zydeco, Bananarama |
| Movies
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Crocodile
Dundee, Crocodile Dundee II, Crocodile Dundee in Los
Angeles, Crocodile Dundee Has A Bad Dream From Which
He Can't Awaken Until He Cracks Open A Giant Speckled
Egg At The Top Of A Frigging Mountain
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| Television
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Wally
Gator, Bananas In Pyjamas |
| Books
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Alligators
All Around by Maurice Sendak |
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| Sale's
Details |
| Status: |
100%
Gator! I ain't no crocodile. Note my broad snout &
how only my upper set of teeth is visible when my mouth
is shut. |
| Here
for: |
I'm
a Sale in either Business or Pleasure |
| Orientation: |
Any
ladies interested in getting in my House o' Bananas are
free to call the Sale's Department. |
| Sign: |
Cancer |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
Yeah,
how do you think I got the aforementioned cancer? / Yes |
| Children: |
Maybe
later, alligator
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| Occupation: |
Banana
Business Negotia-gator |
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| Sale's
Latest Blog Entries |
I'm not sure why,
but my can collecting hobby hasn't been nearly as fun ever
since I got back from the dentist. Ouch!
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Comment )
Ugh, I was up all night last night straightening up the House
o' Bananas for the audit today. Daylight came, & I wanted
to go home, but nooooo, I have to sit around & wait for
Mr. Tally Man to come & tally my bananas.
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The other night I had a really hot dream about that sexy
Lubriderm spokesmodel.
Oh, baby. I'd love to see you on Sale. ( Add
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| Sale's
Blurbs |
About me:
IMMA GONNA GET THOSE PESKY NINJA TURTLES I sell
bananas on Koholint Island.
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Who I'd like to meet:
The guys from They Might Be Giants. I hear we grew up
in the same Cajun Aquarium.
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comments |
Steve
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Feb 17, 2025 11:09 AM
Aren't you gorgeous!??!? I just want to put my
head in your mouth & prod ya with a stick
until you try & bite me. Gorgeous~! |
Tarin
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Feb 18, 2025 3:22 PM
Hey, when he's done prodding you with that stick,
can I borrow it to hit this honeycomb repeatedly
like this until OH FUCK BEES BRB~21` |
Link
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Feb 21, 2025 4:30 PM
Finally, I found you! Quick, come with me. My
talking boat needs you to help me find my kidnapped
sister.
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I don't know why, he just said he can't go anywhere
without a Sale. Now come on, there's no time to
spare!
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What? Homonym?! Fuck you, I like girls! You're
such a croc o' shit.
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Steve
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Feb 22, 2025 1:19 PM
Gorgeous!!! |
George
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Feb 22, 2025 1:21 PM
Gorgeous!!! |
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