Aryll
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"Grandma wanted you to read
this profile!"
Female
Outset Island
Last Login:
12/28/2004 |
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| Aryll's
Interests |
| General
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Waiting
here nice and quietly until Link returns; being abducted by Legendary Pokémon. |
| Music
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My least
favorite band has got to be "The Byrds!" And my least favorite song of
their is "I HAVE JUST SWOOPED DOWN AND KIDNAPPED YOUR LITTLE SISTER." |
| Movies
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Anything
starring Aryll Flynn. |
| Television
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Big
Brother! Big Brother! Big Brother! Big Brother! |
| Books
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"Look
Out for Pirates" by Iris Vinton. |
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| Aryll's
Details |
| Status: |
No one will cage me! |
| Here
for: |
Can you close your eyes and
hold your hands? Just for a second? I’m going to give you my most
treasured belonging |
| Orientation: |
I'm here to scope out the
boys! Fall into my forest! |
| Sign: |
They all seem to tell me
which buttons to press, whatever that's supposed to mean. |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
No / No |
| Children: |
Treasure them dearly! Set
them to Y, Z, or X and use by pressing whatever button you set them to. Do it now, and see
what you can see! |
| Occupation: |
Little Sister. Like
the kid from "The Proud Family" |
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Aryll is in your extended network
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| Aryll's Latest Blog
Entries |
I knew you’d be here! Hee hee hee! This
is my FAVORITE spot to gaze out
at the Internet. When I play with the gulls, I call it aryllslookout.com. So,
do you remember what day it is today? ...You’re still half asleep, aren’t you?
Did you forget? Big Brother, it’s your birthday! ON A COMPUTER (
Add Comment ) Oh,
you always wear the same outfit... I think you need a new look...
Now you're in CUCKOO jammies!! I've taken you out of an easily accessible and
identifiable environment and super deformed you into my own little bizarre pre-teen girl
brain that can only enjoy you fully if you are three inches tall, your eyes take up 3/4 of
your head, and you are making out with Epona in a rainstorm! ( Add Comment )
He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?
Well, I suppose I could by adding details that describe the lifestyle of each person
and use this to explain their personal relationship to each other but whatever.
( Add Comment )
David Bowie. ( Add Comment )
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| Aryll's
Blurbs |
About me:
Little Aryll is the younger sister of Link, and she lives together with him and their
grandmother on a peaceful isle called Outset Island. She adores Link very much and looks
up to him a great deal. On her big brother's birthday, Aryll was kidnapped by a big
monstrous bird and is being held captive in the Forsaken Fortress. She looks like a
Powerpuff Girl had sex with a flower pot. |
Who I'd like to meet:
It's like we're soulmates! <3 <3  |
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comments |
Hilary
Duff
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Dec 27, 2025 7:09 PM
I don't know you guys, I just don't really think Aryll is as punk as she wants everyone to
think! I'm not trying to start any kind of rivalry, but she is a no talent scum
sucking whore mongering anus fester-blister from Bitch Hell.I bet she couldn't win the
science fair, even WITH Gordo helping! |
Lindsay
Lohan
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Dec 27, 2025 8:00 PM
I can also attest to the lack of punk Aryll possesses, and wager that it is only matched
by the lack of punk in one Hilary Duff! If there is anything I know from these last
six months of fame, fortune, and getting anything I want, it's extreme and deliberately
offensive expressions of alienation and social discontent!I don't want rumors starting,
but both Aryll and Hilary Duff are space shuttle-sized sentient Skankatron robots from the
planet of pot-bellied penis eaters. LOOK AT MY BOOBS, LOOK AT THEM, LOOK, LOOK, hey
stop talking about me |
Kelly
Osbourne
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Dec 27, 2025 8:34 PM
OI, I MEAN, Y'KNOWIf I was called upon to identify the most punk person in a line-up
featuring Aryll, Hilary Duff, and Lindsay Lohan, I would have to be punk enough to defy
those chains of expectation and declare no person in the line-up as punk! I grew up
listening to punk rock groups like Green Day and Sum 41 and was wrapping plaid cloth
around my cow thighs at least two or maybe three weeks before these girls had ever HEARD
of punk rock! I'm pretty sure this is true because my dad is famous and I get to
look at Hot Topic's in-transit stock before they put it on the shelves.
I am the last person to talk about someone behind their back, but Lindsay Lohan, Hilary
Duff, and Aryll are standing on one another's' shoulders to form Earth's most cunt
protector, and they are engaged in battle with a 30 story walking dong that makes Godzilla
scream noises whenever it shoots VD out of its mouth. |
Link
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Dec 27, 2025 8:55 PM
 Hey Aryll, come check out what I just
made in the toilet! |
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