Kiki
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"Kiki
kiki!"
Male
Just outside the Palace of Darkness, DARK WORLD
Last Login:
12/7/2025 |
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| Kiki's
Interests |
| General
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Rupees,
and playing StarCraft. But mostly rupees. Kiki kiki! |
| Music
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"Cash
Rules Everything Around Me (C.R.E.A.M.)" by the Wu-Tang
Clan, "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits, Ted
Dibiase's old theme song |
| Movies
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Mo
Money, MVP: Most Valuable Primate
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| Television
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The
Simpsons! Purple Monkey Dishwasher lol kiki! |
| Books
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"One
Minute Manager Meets the Monkey" by Kenneth H. Blanchard |
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| Kiki's
Details |
| Status: |
I
have no codependents. |
| Here
for: |
Opening
doors for cash |
| Orientation: |
I believe I have mentioned several times now that I am
only interested in members of the monetary unit of Hyrule!
Kiki kiki! |
| Sign: |
$ |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
Kiki
/ Kiki |
| Children: |
No
because I love rupees more than anything and rupees do
not have sex organs! Kiki! |
| Occupation: |
Monkey
Miser |
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| Kiki's
Latest Blog Entries |
Kiki kiki! I feel
kind of bad for punching my sister in the face like that,
but she really shouldn't have been working for that website
to begin with. She knows I love rupees more than anything!
Kiki! So of course I'm going to try to hit her for an easy
10,000 rupees! She said I was inconsiderate and greedy, and
that I didn't even take into account the fact that my wallet
can only hold 999 rupees, anyway. Hmph.
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The guy who lives just south of me looks like a very small
tree doing the dance from A Night At The Roxbury. Every time
I try to talk to him, he asks me if I'm searching for some
golden power thing. I keep telling him that I only search
for rupees, and he just keeps going on with his creation story
& the golden power & blah blah kiki kiki. One of these
days I'm going to just throw poop at him until he shuts up.
Kiki!. ( Add
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| Kiki's
Blurbs |
About me:
I am a parsimonious purple primate who loves rupees more
than anything, including alliteration! Kiki! If you send
me 10 rupees via Paypal I will follow you around for a
while in real life! |
Who I'd like to meet:
This guy.
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Molblin
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Nov 28, 2025 1:09 AM
HELLO I HAVE A BUSINESS PROPOSITION FOR YOU PROVIDED
THAT IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY.
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Dec 4, 2025 8:01 PM
100 rupees just to open a stupid door? What a
ripoff! I wish I could just remember how to jump,
like in my last game. Or better yet, I could just
use the Fairy spell & fly up there & hit
the button that way. Hundred frigging rupees.
What are you going to do with all that money?
Buy 30 bombs?
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Ursula
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Dec 6, 2025 3:34 PM
We each need to find our own inspiration, Kiki.
Sometimes it's not easy.
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