Orca
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"Terror
just beneath the surface"
Male
Outset Island, HYRULE
Last Login:
7/5/2025 |
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| Orca's
Interests |
| General
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Oh,
you know, the three F's... Fishing, fencing, & fixity
of tenure...
wait
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| Music
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"The Whale Song" by Pearl Jam |
| Movies
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Orca:
the Killer Whale
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| Television
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I
just enjoy channel surfing. I'm the only one on the island
that can get hundreds of channels. Everyone else only
gets three. |
| Books
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The
Old Man & the Great Sea |
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| Orca's
Details |
| Status: |
Retired |
| Here
for: |
A
friendly duel
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| Orientation: |
Straight,
but unless I find the energy somehow to sail to kill a
blue chuchu, bottle up its juice, sail to the Forest Haven
& get the witch doctor Korok to turn it into Viagra,
I'm pretty sure I'm past my prime as far as love goes. |
| Sign: |
Pisces |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
No
/ Yes
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| Children: |
I consider Jason James Richter a son after freeing me
from kidnappers & urging me to jump over a 12 foot
wall. |
| Occupation: |
Retired
swordsman & fisherman. |
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Orca is in your extended network
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| Orca's
Latest Blog Entries |
ORCA CALLING ORSON!
COME IN, ORSON!
ORCA CALLING ORSON! COME IN, ORSON!
YES, WHAT IS IT, ORCA?
Oh, greetings, Orson. I know I haven't contact my home planet
in a long time, but I have some interesting information from
the Great Sea.
IT'S QUITE ALRIGHT, ORCA. WE HAVEN'T EXACTLY MISSED
YOUR COMMUNICATION. THE ONLY REASON WE SENT YOU TO HYRULE
WAS SO YOU'D BE FAR ENOUGH AWAY SO AS NOT TO SCREW UP HE-MAN'S
PLANS ANYMORE...
Right. Well, today I rediscovered the spirit of youth in
a young island boy. He recently dueled with me and has learned
an easy way to avoid getting speared in the face by me is
to use his shield to block my attacks. His skill touched my
heart so much, that I gave him a piece of it.
THAT'S PRETTY GROSS, ORCA...
And other jokes about how hearts are actual organs in the
human body!
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| Orca's
Blurbs |
About me:
In my younger days, I was an an accomplished swordsman
and fisher. Now, I live a peaceful life on Outset Island,
displaying the remains of my greatest catches of all
time along my walls, & honing my fighting skills
by pretending I'm giving them forceful CPR. My retired
life has even inspired a similarly beer-bellied character
in the movie 50 First Dates, as portrayed by that makin'
copies guy.
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Who I'd like to meet:
A youngling of courageous spirit with whom I can spar.
I'd even be willing to give him my old Sting sword.
It glows green whenever I'm approaching.
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Zelda
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July 3, 2025 3:35 PM
Orca... Orca! Ohhh, I LOVE Orca! |
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July 3, 2025 3:36 PM
I thought the humpback was your favorite. |
Zelda
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July 3, 2025 3:37 PM
I recently changed my mind. |
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July 3, 2025 3:38 PM
I thought we established that the Orca was MY
favorite. |
Gecko
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July 3, 2025 3:42 PM
HEY GUYS WANT SOME CAR INSURANCE
YaaaaaAAAAHH!
*does the robot*
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