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Octogon
 

"I'm saving that for my big underwater climax."

Male

Level 6, HYRULE

Last Login:
10/25/2004


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   Octogon's Interests
General White supremacy;  when I'm white, I'm invincible!
Music "Dr. Octagonecologyst" by Dan the Automator and Dr. Octagon
Movies "Octopussy," "Deep Rising"
Television "Bouncing Seeds Off the Wall Into the Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau."
Books "Farewell to Eight Arms" by Ernest Hemmingway.


   Octogon's Details
Status: Still waiting for that someone special to give me a Heart Ring L-2!
Here for: Letting people into my home, despite the fact they've been dicking around in my garden shade.
Orientation: Gay.  When I am red it is your chance to shoot seeds into my mouth.
Sign: Aquarius
Smoke / Spit Rocks: No  /  Yes
Children: One day!!!

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Occupation: El Amo de los Ocho Ángulos



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Octogon's Latest Blog Entries
A helpful visual aid for those of you who keep asking!!!!

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Hopefully this will explain everything for you, and I won't have to use my tiny appendages and precious surface time to flash-card out the rest of the geometry textbook you obviously never read!!   ( Add Comment )

The Countdown to Pearl's Legality CONTINUES!!!

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Ooh baby, you made me ink :)  ( Add Comment )


   Octogon's Blurbs
About me:
I wanted to write something poetic here, so this is a haiku that seeks to describe me as deeply and personally as possible.  *sigh* Here goes...

Big Octorok Boss
in Oracle of Ages
who you kill with seeds.

I have opened my soul to you.  Rape me.

Who I'd like to meet:
The Oracle of Ages.  I want to meet an elderly black woman who stands in a computer generated fair and tries to guess how old I am.  And then when she guesses wrong she tells me she KNEW ALL ALONG that she was going to guess wrong.


    Octogon's Friend Space
Displaying 8 of Octogon's Friends.
Anti-Fairy
Digdogger
Dodongo
Ganondorf
Horsehead
Jalhalla
Lenzo
Old Man
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Octogon's Friends Comments
Displaying 4 of 4 comments
Digdogger

Oct 22, 2025 01:16 AM

Hey man, don't complain about being in the "Oracle of Ages."  I'm in the "Oracle of Seasons," and that's even less impressive.  OH YOU'RE HERE TO ASK ME A QUESTION, WELL LET ME READ YOUR MIND AND ANSWER IT...IT IS CURRENTLY AUTUMN.   WATCH OUT FOR THE DEADLY ROBOT FALLING LEAVES ON YOUR WAY OUT.
Fish Man

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Oct 21, 2025 11:27 PM

Keep your head up, small fry.  We tertiary Zelda characters who share names with legends of lucha libre have to stick together!
Ken Shamrock

Oct 19, 2025 FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE TIME PM

I WOULD LIKE TO FIGHT INSIDE OF YOU.
Link

Oct 19, 2025 04:50 PM

Why don't you grab on Dekus Nuts.

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