Smog
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"Moogles and chocolate on
graham crackers!"
Male
The Crown Dungeon
Last Login:
5/30/2005 |
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| Smog's
Interests |
| General
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Combining
smoke and fog in a sinister plot to mildly confuse Link. Spitting lightning.
Possibly crapping thunder. |
| Music
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Check out
this
Listmania! list a fan made of my best albums. |
| Movies
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 Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster (1972).
Hedora is the only thing you can idolize as a smog child, at least until Snoop Dogg
came along. That man is like an oral fire extinguisher! |
| Television
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The
Weather Channel, local traffic reports, and my favorite show, "Trading Spaces By
Linking Them With Blocks." |
| Books
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My Oprah
Windfall Book Club selection for this month is "House of Smoke and Fog." |
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| Smog's
Details |
| Status: |
Final phase |
| Here
for: |
Friendships. I need
someone to spend those lonely afternoons with me. Rainy days really burn me up. |
| Orientation: |
Compound |
| Sign: |
Warning |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
Yes / No |
| Children: |
Kids love me, because I
give them a real reason to dress up like Sub Zero every day. 
TEST YOUR MIGHT |
| Occupation: |
Miniboss. I'm
thinking of starting a band with some other Minibosses to play Miniboss-centric music.
I think I'll call us, "Smog and the Rock and Roll Music Players!!!!" |
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Smog is in your extended network *cough cough*
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| Smog's Latest Blog
Entries |
 Woo-hoo, payday! ( Add Comment )
I tried connecting the DVD player to the TV with the Cane
of Somaria, and now my entire entertainment center is buried
beneath heavy stones. I wish someone would've
explained how this works to me earlier. Not like it
wasn't difficult enough to procure and hold a magical cane
when my hands are made out of vaporous steam.
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Comment )
Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have eaten that Taco Bell during my fourth phase.
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Cane of Somalia ( Add
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| Smog's
Blurbs |
About me:
A man is not expected to love his country, lest he make an ass of himself. Yet our
country, seen through the mists of smog, is curiously lovable, in somewhat the way an
individual who has got himself into an unconscionable scrape seems lovable -- or at least
deserving of support.Now if you'll stand still for a moment I'd like to SHOCK YOU TO
DEATH WITH LIGHTNING. |
Who I'd like to meet:
Sometimes I break down. I need a solid connection. |
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Michael
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May 29, 2025 3:00 PM
I know that drugs will make me cool... but think about what it'll do to my family!Thanks
for the add, but I'm going to wait to hear what Egon from the Real Ghostbusters has to say
before I make a decision. |
Link
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May 28, 2025 8:10 AM
This doesn't make a lot of sense. If you're a cloud, I can't hurt you by stabbing
you, right? Stabbing you as little clouds only slows you down.But if I make a
block, and it connects your clouds together, THEN I can stab you? So if your
intangible body is touching something solid, it makes YOU solid? Couldn't I just
wait until you were standing by the wall? These unrealistic perceptions of physics
have taken me out of the experience.
Adam Sessler was right! This is for little tiny baby kids. I'm going to buy
a gun and get Fado to help me shoot you in the back of the head during co-op. And
then I'm going to pick up Malon on Epona and kill her for rupees after I drink her milk. |
Dodongo
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May 27, 2025 8:39 PM
Dodongo dislike smoke and fog. |
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