Lynel
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"Here's
my profile. It turns into a sponge when you put it in
water!"
Male
Death Mountain Area, HYRULE
Last Login:
5/9/2025
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| Lynel's
Interests |
| General
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Singing
this song all night long (all night), throwing away the
work to be done, letting the beeping sound when I throw enough
swords at you to get your life down to one heart play
on
(play on, play on)
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| Music
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I
love John Denver's "Rocky Mountain High." My favorite song
on that album is "Goodbye Again (Continue, Save, Retry?)" |
| Movies
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White
Cloud, Blue Mountain. It reminds me of the time Link killed
my little brother & then paused the game really quick. |
| Television
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Centurians!
A cartoon from the 1980s which I remember fondly by shopping
exclusively at Hot Topic
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| Books
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The
Lion, the Witch, & the Cave Where That Old Man Lets You
Take Any Road You Want
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| Lynel's
Details |
| Status: |
Adult
contemporary |
| Here
for: |
Protecting Thundera |
| Orientation: |
Bi.
I'm attracted to both lions AND horses. |
| Sign: |
Sagitarrius |
| Smoke
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No /
Yes |
| Children: |
I
have a daughter whom I've regrettably spoiled rotten & now
she spends her time either talking about how much she is
so over Paris Hilton or making herself vomit. |
| Occupation: |
Scenic
walkthrough that only costs a penny... a cent tour, if you
will |
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| Lynel's
Latest Blog Entries |
Lately I've felt
that it's really hard to get people to take me seriously
when my face is always lion & I have a horse's ass.
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This is my rich cousin, Lynel Luthor. Man, it's like I'm
lookin' in a mirror.
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Hey all. I just got back from Southwest Asia. It was pretty great,
until I got a really bad migrane. Luckily, they have
a really exotic remedy for that down there. They told me
to find a whorehouse & take
two Thai Lynel.
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| Lynel's
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About me:
The Lion & the unicorn were fighting for the crown.
The Lion beat the unicorn all round the town.
Then they had make-up sex, & that's pretty much how I got here.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Someone who doesn't bother with small talk & will get right
down to letting me toss my sword at them repeatedly.
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comments |
Nicole
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May 9, 2025 2:59 PM
Hey Daddy? I'm gonna borrow the horse & ride over to the tanning
salon. I promise I won't accidentally shoot it in the head with
an arrow because I suck at using analog sticks, k? Thx! |
Link
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May 9, 2025 3:00 PM
Hey if she gets sunburnt until she's red that means she's
harder to beat? Aw hell naw! |
Nicole
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May 9, 2025 3:01 PM
/vomits sword |
Link
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May 9, 2025 3:02 PM
OW SHIT
Ew, is that where you keep them? Jeez, I'm never calling you
fat again. |
Nell
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May 9, 2025 8:02 PM
Now don't be goin' bossin' me around like I ain't
been dead for 3 years now & I can't do nothin' else
BUT lie, child! |
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