Peahat
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"I've
gathered dust like the dying flowers, & I've drunk
myself sober after hours & hours."
Female
Hyrule Field, HYRULE
Last Login:
8/8/2025 |
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| Peahat's
Interests |
| General
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Flying.
Stopping. Flying. Stopping. Long flights & stops on
the beach. Dinners preferably without candlelight, but
if we must, can we make it blue candlelight, so I can
fly out of the way once & not have to worry about
it again until we leave the restaurant & go to the
next screen? |
| Music
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"All
The Dead Flowers" by Skyla Talon |
| Movies
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He Loves Killing Me When I'm Standing Still, He Loves
Killing Me Not When I'm Standing Still
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| Television
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Martha
Stewart No Longer Living |
| Books
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"All
the Flowers Are Dying" by Lawrence Block |
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| Peahat's
Details |
| Status: |
Deceased |
| Here
for: |
Spending my botanical afterlife flying around & haunting
your garden. You know why dandelions turn white &
flaky? Becuase I scare the shit out of 'em. |
| Orientation: |
Asexual |
| Sign: |
Virgo |
| Smoke
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Yes
/ No |
| Children: |
A
flower, once wilted, can be fruitful no more. |
| Occupation: |
Positive
urban slang for "hip" or "cool" that's
quickly going out of style. |
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| Peahat's
Latest Blog Entries |
You know, one
thing that's been bugging me for a while is that I'm not exactly
sure how I died. It just sort of happened. This really depresses
me sometimes, because I've always dreamt it would be something
I'd never forget. Isn't that how the night you're deflowered
is supposed to be?
I ponder about it every once in a while. Did someone forget
to water me? Or perhaps I was picked? That would've been nice.
Then at least I'd know someone thought I was beautiful.
Alas, my finale remains shrouded in mystery. All I remember
is suddenly being able to fly & now I'm just kind of aimlessly
helicoptering around the place. Funny, I hated helicopters
during my life. Having to rake hundreds of those fucking things
off the lawn every spring.
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| Peahat's
Blurbs |
About me:
I'm the ghost of a flower who doesn't like sitting still
for very long. Not so much because of a thirst for adventure
or a need to keep myself busy, but more due to the fact
that you can stab me when I'm not moving.
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Who I'd like to meet:
I fantasize of being pollinated by a dead bee or something.
Bees die when they sting you, right?
Go ahead. Give him the stick, boy.
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| Peahat's
Friends Comments |
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comments |
Seahat
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Aug 7, 2025 4:42 PM
hey buddy, when are you going to come and visit
your old cousin, seahat? |
Bagu
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Aug 8, 2025 6:18 PM
BOOYAH! StArT iT uP, G!
CoMe n ViSiT yEr oLd CuZziN BEE-HAT
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Dodongo
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Aug 8, 2025 7:37 PM
Do not have even to fucking think about it. |
JIM
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Aug 8, 2025 11:53 PM
HAY PETE THIS GUY HAS PEE ON HIS HAT TOO
SEE IT'S NOT AS UNCOMMON OF AN OCCURANCE AS YOU
THINK |
Pete
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Aug 8, 2025 11:54 AM
I know, I was just ragging on ya, buddy.
Actually, this guy takes me back to when I had
a P on MY hat. That was a good year.
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JIM
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Aug 8, 2025 11:55 PM
OH NO NOW YOU HAVE PEE ON YOUR HAT TOO?
WHAT A STRANGE EPIDEMIC |
Dodongo
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Aug 9, 2025 1:19 AM
Ok Dodongo allow that because Dodongo seeing what
there you did. |
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