Eyegore
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"My Buddy, My Buddy!
Wherever Eyegore, he gores!"
Male
Castor Wilds, HYRULE
Last Login:
11/22/2005 |
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| Eyegore's
Interests |
| General
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Sleeping
until I am stabbed in the eye by flying projectiles; hopping forward with anger
until I explode. |
| Music
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LeslyeGore |
| Movies
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"Broken
Arrow," anything byGore Verbinski |
| Television
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I
watch a lot of surgery shows on The Learning Channel just to see the eye gore. |
| Books
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Love all
of my books, especially myGore Vidal. |
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| Eyegore's
Details |
| Status: |
Napping in the middle of
the stairs. |
| Here
for: |
A lifetime of silence and
then one good charge. |
| Orientation: |
Yep, IGay |
| Sign: |
Anything but Sagittarius. |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
while exploding / no |
| Children: |
What an eyesore. |
| Occupation: |
Getting really depressed
and eventually violent around Winnie the Pooh and his friends. |
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| Eyegore's Latest
Blog Entries |
| People are always asking me, "Eyegore,
how can I spice up my sex life?" Well, here's what *I* do. After performing
fellatio on my partner I allow him to ejaculate in my face. When that happens I
begin charging forward until I explode, thereby reaching the only kind of climax a living
statue can reach.
I will not devulge the name of whoever it is that would do it with a big
statue. ( Add
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My new girlfriends ^_ ( Add Comment ) |
| Eyegore's
Blurbs |
About me:
The matador is standing there waving around a red cape so I get really pissed off, I run
at him, and then Eyegore. |
Who I'd like to meet:
The one person in the universe who hasn't played Zelda games long enough to see a big
eyeball on something and go "hey, maybe I should shoot that." |
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