| Rock |
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"Finally
the rock has come back to Hyspace!!"
Mineral
Progressively lower on Death Mountain, HYRULE
Last Login:
12/28/2004 |
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Rock's
Interests |
| General
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Naturally forming an aggregate of mineral matter constituting a
significant part of the Earth's crust; seeing people and falling
on they heads. |
| Music
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The Rolling Stones |
| Movies
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"The Rundown," "The Scorpion King," and "Santa with Both Black
and Samoan Heritage." |
| Television
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MTV's "All Things Rock" |
| Books
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That one verse in the Bible where people who are throwing me at
people get totally owned. |
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| Rock's
Details |
| Status: |
Single. Serious quarries only. |
| Here
for: |
I
haven't had sex in years. Stone cold. Stone cold.
Stone cold. :( |
| Orientation: |
I'm straight, granite I find somebody soon! |
| Sign: |
Clastic. |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
Yes / No |
| Children: |
I
think starting a family would be an igneous idea! |
| Occupation: |
I
got my degree in Exothermic Process, but I currently work as a
blunt object hurtling towards the Earth. |
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Rock is in your extended network
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Rock's Latest Blog
Entries |
That is so hot. (
Add Comment )
I'm so tired of people I work with bringing their children to
work. They're tiny and obnoxious and I hate having to deal
with them. One of the little brats rolled over to me and
screamed HI YA and kicked me right in the balls. I tell you
what, whenever I have kids I am NOT letting them watch those damn
Metamorphing Power Rangers. ( Add Comment )
What a bitch. ( Add Comment )
My lease is up in a few weeks, so I've been looking around for a
place to stay. I was thinking about one of the glass houses a
few blocks down from where I live now, but everyone tells me that
would end badly. But it is just a me's throw away.
( Add Comment )
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| Rock's
Blurbs |
About me:
For thousands, even millions of
years, little pieces of our earth have been eroded--broken down
and worn away by wind and water. These little bits of our earth
are washed downstream where they settle to the bottom of the
rivers, lakes, and oceans. Layer after layer of eroded earth is
deposited on top of each. These layers are pressed down more and
more through time, until the bottom layers slowly turn into
rock. WHAT, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A ROCK IS. TRY
PUTTING AWAY YOUR ZELDA WEBSITE FOR LIKE TWO SECONDS PLEASE. |
Who I'd like to meet:
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