EVIL PROPHECY - "Hey thanks for creating us.
Now we are going to go kill ourselves for existing."
TODD MCFARLANE - "I paid millions of dollars for
balls."
EVIL PROPHECY - "Obviously not enough!"
I couldn't remember the name of this game until I
did a google search for "I AM A DINGLENUTTED
SHITGOGGLE." Now my google is broken.
Yes the one I own specifically!
The designers at Bandai hope to have this game ready
by third quarter so they can debut it at E1 in a
booth between the Sega Genesis port of Carmen
Sandiego and that massive multiplayer online remake
of Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em.
Hey I sure do like pressing right and then falling
into a pit. Even when there are not pits
around. Seriously I love it.
HEY SIS WE ARE HAVING EVER SO MUCH FUN RIDING ON
THESE PENISES THAT FUCK US FOR PLAYING MANX
"did you know faggot means a bunch of sticks"
"Mario is Missing" my foot in his Italian asshole.
HELLO CHILDREN OF THE WORLD LOOK THROUGH YOUR
SUPER SCOPE SIGHT FOR A
SPECIAL SURPRISE!!