my name is Cliff
Bleszinski. I have never played your game before, but I
hate it regardless. i have served as lead designer
for Unreal and Unreal Tournament, so even if I played
your game in an arcade and knew somebody who worked
there that could give me unlimited credits, I'd still
hate it. I probably wouldn't hate it any more than
how much I currently hate it, but I would go on G4
in a bunny suit and call you a faggot for designing it. I would probably punch
you in the face too. in real life. I hate everybody and everything
I find on my PC and Consoles. my site and the "Epic
Games" website are the only places worth visiting.
Rich "Rich Lowtax Kyanka" Kyanka convinced me to make a site dedicated
to all the games I know and hate, maybe so his stupid
"Something Awful" website won't suck as
much. because the best way to make a good website is
to find somebody who doesn't get any hits, take their
idea, and then say you made it up. you can get
really defensive about it later. i have never
seen, read, or heard about
Fat Chicks
in Party Hats. i hate that site too. i
mean I am unaware of that site.
if you have a picture you would like to send in,
you
can send it to me, but I'll still hate you and
I don't think that will ever change no matter what
you do. goodbye, scumbag.
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UPDATES:
04-15-2005 -
i have decided to update the glass face of my monitor
because it is funny to facetiously misunderstand basic
concepts of online life and also because it is Tax Day
you ninnernet twatblankets. also maybe you
didn't get your taxes filed in time because you could
not figure out the right way to deduct being an
incline of maladjusted horse ass. you can go
ahead and stop sending me text-based discourse using
your internet communication program (look I am talking
like an old man) about it because I cannot give enough
of a shit to cover the radius of a small child's anus.
