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"What did the Oracle tell you?"

THAT I AM A PIECE OF DONKEYFARTING CANDLESHIT.

 

"Whoa the Oracle told you that"

YES SHE SPEAKS IN AMALGAMATED CURSE WORDS

The designers named this game after the procedure they adopted based on hitting you in the face with their dicks.  WATCH OUT YANKEE MIME, THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE IS TRYING TO KILL YOU SO HE CAN CONTINUE OWNING SLAVES.  DAMN YOU, RACIST PRINCE.
Cool mofos Mick & Mack give the big thumbs up after breaking the world record for largest booger shat upon.  Now they are in the Guinness Book of World Records for largest booger shat upon.  If you open the Book of World Records and flip to the section about shatting upon boogers you will most likely see a picture of these lads! 

 

I HOLD THE WORLDS RECORD FOR THIS THING

Hey Othello I think there is a good chance you are only wanted by sociopathic gay people.
"HOW WILL WE EVER FIND OUR WAY OUT OF THIS PUZZLE?"

We must combine our special abilities.

"OKAY HEY JOHAN COME OVER HERE AND QUEEF ALL OVER A CHEESEBURGER."

MY NINTENDO DS REQUIRES TWO SCREENS:  THE TOP FOR THE KEEPING OF MY ZOO, THE BOTTOM FOR PANTS!

I don't know why that's a joke but again, PANTS!

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