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THIS WEEK

Judging from the white smoke coming from the back of our computer, it looks like a new pope has been elected!

Congratulations to Dennis Haysbert!

DUGOUT UPDATED TUESDAY!
COMICS UPDATED TUESDAY!

Frank Miller's Sim City
Oh sugar, you just gone and read the dumbest article in your whole life.

Written by B

The 20 Greatest Movie Kisses
Everything covered from bi-curious Latin guys to dogs. That takes care of THAT spectrum of humanity!

Written by Emily

Dr. Ted George Addresses Your Concerns
The good doctor responds to your thoughts on his guide to Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.

Written by Jon

CLASSIC P-BOI Just in case you missed them the first time they appeared on the main page, here are some vintage articles from our ancient vault we have owned for a year and a half. This week's spotlight is on the strangest articles we've done.
	World Peace A plea for unity. by B
	Infarmer Twelve Flakes Intentional Community. by Emily
	Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd The 20th century's ambassador to modern man. by Jon
	A Day at the Ballpark Progressive Boink fan-fiction. by Nick
	Be Nice A public service announcement. by Mike
	Las Ad-Venturas! The GTA College Literary Journal. by B

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The Internet Hanna-Barbara Fashion Database	Things That Are Old Or Had Happened In The Past.com	HySpace.com: A Kingdom For Friends	Comics Section	B = Best!!11	Professional Career Development Institute

	Hurdlewax: Well, our pitching's always been the laughingstock of baseball. But I think if my pitchers can just hang in there, the hitting will pick up the slack. COME ON DARREN WAY TO PLAY
	oliver_transplant: thanks coachBEES BEEEEEEEEEEES AAAAAAAAHH /runs away
	killerbees: BZZZZZZZZ WE WILL RENDER THE SOUTHWEST UNITED STATES UNINHABITABLE BY 1995 BZZZZZZZZ
	Hurdlewax: Oh for Christ's sake. Tsao, get in there!
	GeneralTsao: But the mound's so far away! I'm scared!
	Hurdlewax: Come on, it's only 60 feet, 6 inches.
	GeneralTsao: BUT THE METRIC SYSTEM IS THE FUTURE MY PITCHING WILL BE ANTIQUATED AND OBSOLETE
	GeneralTsao: AAAAAAAAHH /runs away
	Hurdlewax: Fine. /sets up pitching machine COME ON PITCHING MACHINE, LET'S SHOW SOME HUSTLE OUT THERE
	not_a_belly_itching_machine: Is it 2000 yet?
	Hurdlewax: It's 2005.
	not_a_belly_itching_machine: ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH /explodes

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