Progressive Boink

[blacktoothgrin]

I declare than Bashley and Brummbar will henceforth be known as the BB Gunnz.

if thats okay with ol' brummypants that is

[Alex]

And we are UNDERWAY with the first match of the evening, the Four-Way Casket Match, where the winner advances to the Secondary Championship match! In this match, we have BEGGAR! Phil MV! Wrestlebot 3000! and Chris Ollis!


They lock up.
BEGGAR gives him a stiff karate kick to the leg, but Wrestlebot 3000
doesn't budge.
Wrestlebot 3000 nails BEGGAR with a bodyslam.
Wrestlebot 3000 uses a punch on BEGGAR.
BEGGAR goes for a punch, but Wrestlebot 3000 blocks it.
Wrestlebot 3000 goes for a full nelson faceslam, but BEGGAR blocks it.
BEGGAR whips Wrestlebot 3000 into the ropes, but Wrestlebot 3000 reverses it.
BEGGAR goes for the Panhandler, but Wrestlebot 3000 blocks it.
BEGGAR uses a punch to the head on Wrestlebot 3000.
BEGGAR leaves the ring.
He returns with a steel chair.
BEGGAR hits him with the steel chair.
There are lots of chants for BEGGAR.
BEGGAR hits a spin kick on Wrestlebot 3000.
BEGGAR uses a running elbow smash on Wrestlebot 3000.
The crowd is going crazy.
BEGGAR uses a running elbow smash on Wrestlebot 3000.
BEGGAR has the crowd going wild.
BEGGAR tries to put Wrestlebot 3000 in the Casket.
BEGGAR stuffs Wrestlebot 3000 in the Casket.
BEGGAR closes the lid.

Wrestlebot 3000 has been eliminated.
BEGGAR has the crowd going wild.

The winner is BEGGAR. Time of match: 0:01:36

They lock up.
Chris Ollis whips Phil MV into the ropes, but Phil MV reverses it.
Phil MV hits Chris Ollis with a clothesline.
Phil MV goes for an elbow to the head, but Chris Ollis blocks it.
Chris Ollis punches Phil MV.
The crowd is cheering on Chris Ollis.
Phil MV chops Chris Ollis.
Phil MV punches Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis chops Phil MV.
Chris Ollis is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Phil MV punches Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis punches Phil MV.
Chris Ollis is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Chris Ollis chops Phil MV.
Chris Ollis uses a clothesline on Phil MV.
Chris Ollis tags out to BEGGAR.
BEGGAR executes a kick to the head on Phil MV.
BEGGAR throws Phil MV out of the ring.
BEGGAR goes through the ropes.
BEGGAR whips Phil MV into the guardrail.
BEGGAR throws Phil MV back into the ring.
BEGGAR runs into the ropes.
BEGGAR hits Phil MV with a kick.
BEGGAR takes Phil MV down with a kick to the midsection.
BEGGAR goes for a spin kick, but Phil MV ducks out of the way.
Phil MV goes for a side headlock, but BEGGAR counters it with a back suplex.
BEGGAR tries to put Phil MV in the Casket.
Phil MV blocks it.
Phil MV nails BEGGAR with a kick to the midsection.
Phil MV goes for an elbow to the head, but BEGGAR blocks it.
BEGGAR throws Phil MV out of the ring.
BEGGAR goes through the ropes.
BEGGAR has the crowd going wild.
BEGGAR goes for a punch, but Phil MV blocks it.
Phil MV throws BEGGAR back into the ring.
Phil MV tags out to Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis goes for a sleeperhold, but BEGGAR counters it with a jawbreaker.
Chris Ollis uses a clothesline on BEGGAR.
Chris Ollis executes a kick to the midsection on BEGGAR.
Chris Ollis hits BEGGAR with a punch.
Chris Ollis nails BEGGAR with a bodyslam.
Chris Ollis goes for the Five Store Frogsplash, but BEGGAR blocks it.
Chris Ollis tries to put BEGGAR in the Casket.
Chris Ollis stuffs BEGGAR in the Casket.
Chris Ollis can't close the lid.
BEGGAR reenters the ring.
BEGGAR runs into the ropes.
BEGGAR locks Chris Ollis in a sleeper hold.
Chris Ollis tries to escape the hold.
Chris Ollis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 26 seconds.
BEGGAR whips Chris Ollis into the turnbuckle.
BEGGAR charges into the corner, but Chris Ollis lifts his leg.
Chris Ollis uses a clothesline on BEGGAR.
Chris Ollis uses a bodyslam on BEGGAR.
Chris Ollis executes the Five Store Frogsplash on BEGGAR.
The crowd is cheering on Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis tags out to Phil MV.
Phil MV nails BEGGAR with a face rake.
Phil MV whips BEGGAR into the ropes.
Phil MV misses with a shoulderblock.
Phil MV misses with an elbow.
Phil MV hits BEGGAR with a kick.
Phil MV executes a piledriver on BEGGAR.
Phil MV takes BEGGAR down with an elbow to the head.
Phil MV tries to put BEGGAR in the Casket.
BEGGAR blocks it.
Phil MV executes a headlock takedown on BEGGAR.
Phil MV uses a kick to the midsection on BEGGAR.
Phil MV whips BEGGAR into the ropes.
BEGGAR goes for a sleeper hold, but Phil MV counters it with an armdrag takedown
.
Phil MV kicks BEGGAR.
Phil MV chops BEGGAR.
The crowd is going crazy.
Phil MV takes BEGGAR down with a face rake.
Phil MV runs into the ropes.
Phil MV hits an elbow to the head on BEGGAR.
Phil MV uses an eye gouge on BEGGAR.
Phil MV goes for a standing wristlock, but BEGGAR blocks it.
BEGGAR tags out to Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis goes for a sleeperhold, but Phil MV blocks it.
Phil MV hits an elbow to the head on Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis locks Phil MV in a sleeperhold.
Phil MV reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Chris Ollis hits a bodyslam on Phil MV.
Chris Ollis uses a kick to the midsection on Phil MV.
Chris Ollis nails Phil MV with a flying lariat.
Chris Ollis executes a clothesline from the top rope on Phil MV.
Chris Ollis tries to put Phil MV in the Casket.
Phil MV blocks it.
Phil MV goes for an elbow to the head, but Chris Ollis blocks it.
Chris Ollis nails Phil MV with a diving crossbody.
Chris Ollis goes for a kick to the midsection, but Phil MV blocks it.
Phil MV runs into the ropes.
Phil MV hits Chris Ollis with a shoulderblock.
Phil MV tries to put Chris Ollis in the Casket.
Phil MV stuffs Chris Ollis in the Casket.
Phil MV can't close the lid.
Chris Ollis reenters the ring.
Chris Ollis executes a bodyslam on Phil MV.
Chris Ollis whips Phil MV into the ropes, but Phil MV reverses it.
Chris Ollis hits Phil MV with an elbow.
Chris Ollis uses a flying lariat on Phil MV.
The crowd is cheering on Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis takes Phil MV down with a clothesline.
Chris Ollis runs into the ropes.
Phil MV misses with a kick.
Chris Ollis hits Phil MV with a kick.
Chris Ollis whips Phil MV into the ropes.
Phil MV hits Chris Ollis with a kick.
Phil MV executes a clothesline on Chris Ollis.
Phil MV takes Chris Ollis down with a bodyslam.
Phil MV goes for a headlock takedown, but Chris Ollis throws him off.
Phil MV bumps into "Blind" Jon Bois.
Chris Ollis hits Phil MV with a clothesline from the top rope.
Chris Ollis runs into the ropes.
Chris Ollis hits Phil MV with a kick.
Chris Ollis hits a diving crossbody on Phil MV.
Chris Ollis executes a punch on Phil MV.
"Blind" Jon Bois is back on the job.
Chris Ollis goes for a bodyslam, but Phil MV counters it with a facerake.
Phil MV tags out to BEGGAR.
BEGGAR hits Chris Ollis with a legsweep.
BEGGAR hits Chris Ollis with a punch to the face.
BEGGAR executes a punch to the head on Chris Ollis.
BEGGAR goes for a punch, but Chris Ollis blocks it.
Chris Ollis goes for a sleeperhold, but BEGGAR blocks it.
BEGGAR goes for a spin kick, but Chris Ollis ducks out of the way.
Chris Ollis tags out to Phil MV.
Phil MV hits an eye gouge on BEGGAR.
Phil MV goes for a standing wristlock, but BEGGAR blocks it.
BEGGAR tags out to Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis uses a kick to the midsection on Phil MV.
Chris Ollis hits a diving crossbody on Phil MV.
There are lots of chants for Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis goes for a clothesline, but Phil MV counters it with a hiptoss.
Phil MV tries to put Chris Ollis in the Casket.
Phil MV stuffs Chris Ollis in the Casket.
Phil MV can't close the lid.
Chris Ollis reenters the ring.
Chris Ollis hits a clothesline on Phil MV.
Chris Ollis goes for a clothesline from the top rope, but Phil MV
side-steps and Chris Ollis only hits air.
Phil MV runs into the ropes.
Phil MV goes for an elbow to the head, but Chris Ollis blocks it.
Chris Ollis goes for a kick to the midsection, but Phil MV counters it with
a legsweep.
Phil MV gets a single-leg takedown into a leglock on Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis is struggling to reach the ropes.
Chris Ollis is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Chris Ollis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Phil MV tries to put Chris Ollis in the Casket.
Chris Ollis blocks it.
Chris Ollis hits Phil MV with a bodyslam.
Chris Ollis executes the Five Store Frogsplash on Phil MV.
Chris Ollis puts Phil MV in a sleeperhold.
Phil MV reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Chris Ollis whips Phil MV into the ropes, but Phil MV reverses it.
Chris Ollis misses with a shoulderblock.
Phil MV goes for a bodyslam, but Chris Ollis counters it with a facerake.
Chris Ollis takes Phil MV down with a flying lariat.
Chris Ollis whips Phil MV into the ropes, but Phil MV reverses it.
Phil MV misses with a kick.
Chris Ollis takes Phil MV down with a clothesline.
Chris Ollis hits Phil MV with a clothesline from the top rope.
Chris Ollis tries to put Phil MV in the Casket.
Chris Ollis stuffs Phil MV in the Casket.
Chris Ollis can't close the lid.
Phil MV reenters the ring.
Phil MV whips Chris Ollis into the ropes, but Chris Ollis reverses it.
Phil MV hits Chris Ollis with an elbow.
Phil MV hits Chris Ollis with a chop.
Phil MV whips Chris Ollis into the ropes.
Chris Ollis uses a clothesline on Phil MV.
Chris Ollis tags out to BEGGAR.
BEGGAR nails Phil MV with a running elbow smash.
BEGGAR nails Phil MV with a stiff karate kick to the head.
BEGGAR nails Phil MV with a legsweep.
BEGGAR takes Phil MV down with a punch to the midsection.
BEGGAR goes for a punch to the head, but Phil MV blocks it.
Phil MV hits a chop on BEGGAR.
Phil MV takes BEGGAR down with a headlock takedown.
Phil MV takes BEGGAR down with an eye gouge.
Phil MV executes a face rake on BEGGAR.
Phil MV punches BEGGAR.
Phil MV has the crowd going wild.
Phil MV chops BEGGAR.
Phil MV goes for a bodyslam, but BEGGAR blocks it.
BEGGAR uses a kick to the midsection on Phil MV.
BEGGAR tags out to Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis whips Phil MV into the ropes, but Phil MV reverses it.
Chris Ollis goes for a clothesline, but Phil MV counters it with a hiptoss.
Phil MV gets a front facelock on Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis tries to escape the hold.
Chris Ollis is struggling to reach the ropes.
Chris Ollis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Phil MV hits Chris Ollis with a headlock takedown.
Chris Ollis throws Phil MV out of the ring.
Chris Ollis goes through the ropes.
Chris Ollis executes a kick to the midsection on Phil MV.
Chris Ollis uses a punch on Phil MV.
Chris Ollis takes Phil MV down with a flying lariat.
Chris Ollis reenters the ring.
Phil MV follows him back in.
Chris Ollis takes Phil MV down with a flying lariat.
Chris Ollis runs into the ropes.
Phil MV hits a face rake on Chris Ollis.
Phil MV tags out to BEGGAR.
BEGGAR whips Chris Ollis into the ropes.
Chris Ollis and BEGGAR get hit with a double clothesline.
Chris Ollis runs into the ropes.
BEGGAR takes Chris Ollis down with a kick to the head.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
BEGGAR hits a legsweep on Chris Ollis.
BEGGAR runs into the ropes.
Chris Ollis hits a punch on BEGGAR.
Chris Ollis hits BEGGAR.
The crowd is really behind Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis hits BEGGAR.
The crowd is really behind Chris Ollis.
BEGGAR chops Chris Ollis.
The crowd erupts.
BEGGAR hits Chris Ollis.
The crowd erupts.
BEGGAR punches Chris Ollis.
The crowd erupts.
BEGGAR hits a punch to the face on Chris Ollis.
BEGGAR hits Chris Ollis with a legsweep.
BEGGAR gets a sleeper hold on Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
BEGGAR hits a legsweep on Chris Ollis.
BEGGAR runs into the ropes.
BEGGAR misses with a kick.
BEGGAR locks Chris Ollis in a sleeper hold.
Chris Ollis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
BEGGAR tags out to Phil MV.
Phil MV hits Chris Ollis with a kick to the midsection.
Phil MV tags out to BEGGAR.
BEGGAR goes for a punch to the face, but Chris Ollis blocks it.
Chris Ollis puts BEGGAR in a sleeperhold.
BEGGAR reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Chris Ollis hits BEGGAR with a kick to the midsection.
Chris Ollis executes a clothesline on BEGGAR.
Chris Ollis tries to put BEGGAR in the Casket.
Chris Ollis stuffs BEGGAR in the Casket.
Chris Ollis closes the lid.

BEGGAR has been eliminated.
The crowd is behind Chris Ollis all the way.

The winner is Chris Ollis. Time of match: 0:21:04

They lock up.
Chris Ollis whips Phil MV into the ropes, but Phil MV reverses it.
Phil MV hits Chris Ollis with a face rake.
Phil MV tries to put Chris Ollis in the Casket.
Phil MV stuffs Chris Ollis in the Casket.
Phil MV closes the lid.

Chris Ollis has been eliminated.
The crowd is giving Phil MV a standing ovation.

The winner is Phil MV. Time of match: 0:21:34

[Alex]

And in the other four-way match, this one beign contested under FIRST BLOOD rules, it is Bill Hanstock! GS Stevens! Gran Illinoisio! Matt Rodrigues! The winner advances to the Secondary Championship match!


They lock up.
Bill Hanstock runs into the ropes.
GS Stevens hits Bill Hanstock with a kick.
GS Stevens gets a claw hold on Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock tries to escape the hold.
Bill Hanstock is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Bill Hanstock tries to fight the pain.
Bill Hanstock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 30 seconds.
GS Stevens takes Bill Hanstock down with a drop toe hold.
GS Stevens nails Bill Hanstock with a chop.
GS Stevens hits a short lariat on Bill Hanstock.
The crowd is giving GS Stevens a standing ovation.
GS Stevens executes a backbreaker on Bill Hanstock.
GS Stevens locks Bill Hanstock in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Bill Hanstock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
GS Stevens hits a chop to the throat on Bill Hanstock.
GS Stevens rolls up his sleeves.
The crowd erupts.
GS Stevens hits a short clothesline on Bill Hanstock.
GS Stevens goes for a chop to the throat, but Bill Hanstock blocks it.
Bill Hanstock goes for a falcon arrow, but GS Stevens blocks it.
GS Stevens chops Bill Hanstock.
The crowd erupts.
GS Stevens kicks Bill Hanstock.
The crowd is giving GS Stevens a standing ovation.
GS Stevens punches Bill Hanstock.
GS Stevens goes for a short clothesline, but Bill Hanstock ducks out of the way.
Bill Hanstock tags out to Gran Illinoisio.
Gran Illinoisio takes GS Stevens down with a brainbuster.
Gran Illinoisio goes for the Black Tiger Bomb, but GS Stevens counters it with
a rana.
The crowd erupts.
GS Stevens goes for a knifehand chop, but Gran Illinoisio counters it with
a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
GS Stevens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Gran Illinoisio runs into the ropes.
Gran Illinoisio misses with a clothesline.
Gran Illinoisio hits GS Stevens with an elbow.
Gran Illinoisio tags out to Matt Rodrigues.
Matt Rodrigues goes for a European uppercut, but GS Stevens blocks it.
GS Stevens goes for a backbreaker, but Matt Rodrigues counters it with
a facerake.
Matt Rodrigues whips GS Stevens into the turnbuckle.
Matt Rodrigues executes a DDT on GS Stevens.
Matt Rodrigues is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Matt Rodrigues executes a low blow on GS Stevens.
Matt Rodrigues uses the cross-face chicken wing on GS Stevens.
Matt Rodrigues tags out to Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock uses a powerslam on GS Stevens.
The crowd is booing Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock runs into the ropes.
GS Stevens misses with a clothesline.
Bill Hanstock hits GS Stevens with an elbow.
Bill Hanstock tags out to Matt Rodrigues.
Matt Rodrigues nails GS Stevens with a fist to the midsection.
Matt Rodrigues hits GS Stevens with a low blow.
Matt Rodrigues gets a full nelson on GS Stevens.
GS Stevens tries to escape the hold.
Matt Rodrigues lets go after 33 seconds.
Matt Rodrigues uses a low blow on GS Stevens.
Matt Rodrigues whips GS Stevens into the ropes, but GS Stevens reverses it.
Matt Rodrigues hits GS Stevens with a kick.
Matt Rodrigues whips GS Stevens into the ropes.
Matt Rodrigues hits GS Stevens with an elbow.
Matt Rodrigues runs into the ropes.
GS Stevens misses with a shoulderblock.
GS Stevens uses a chop to the throat on Matt Rodrigues.
GS Stevens tags out to Gran Illinoisio.
Gran Illinoisio takes Matt Rodrigues down with a Huracanrana.
Gran Illinoisio nails Matt Rodrigues with a tornado DDT.
A fan at ringside badmouths Gran Illinoisio.
Gran Illinoisio runs into the ropes.
Matt Rodrigues hits Gran Illinoisio with a shoulderblock.
Matt Rodrigues whips Gran Illinoisio into the ropes, but Gran Illinoisio
reverses it.
Gran Illinoisio misses with a shoulderblock.
Gran Illinoisio misses with a shoulderblock.
Gran Illinoisio misses with a clothesline.
Gran Illinoisio hits Matt Rodrigues with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
Gran Illinoisio is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Gran Illinoisio executes a diving crossbody on Matt Rodrigues.
Gran Illinoisio chops Matt Rodrigues.
Gran Illinoisio kicks Matt Rodrigues.
Gran Illinoisio chops Matt Rodrigues.
Gran Illinoisio goes for a flying sunset flip, but Matt Rodrigues sits down on
him.
Matt Rodrigues throws Gran Illinoisio out of the ring.
Matt Rodrigues goes through the ropes.
Matt Rodrigues executes a headbutt on Gran Illinoisio.
Gran Illinoisio is busted wide open.
Matt Rodrigues executes a headbutt on Gran Illinoisio.
Matt Rodrigues hits a European uppercut on Gran Illinoisio.
Matt Rodrigues throws Gran Illinoisio back into the ring.
"Blind" Jon Bois sees the blood and stops the match.

Gran Illinoisio has been eliminated.
The chants for Matt Rodrigues are deafening.

The winner is Matt Rodrigues. Time of match: 0:07:05


They lock up.
Bill Hanstock goes for a falcon arrow, but GS Stevens slides down his back.
GS Stevens hits Bill Hanstock with a short clothesline.
GS Stevens executes a chop to the throat on Bill Hanstock.
GS Stevens puts Bill Hanstock in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Bill Hanstock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
GS Stevens whips Bill Hanstock into the ropes.
GS Stevens locks Bill Hanstock in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Bill Hanstock is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Bill Hanstock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
GS Stevens tags out to Matt Rodrigues.
Matt Rodrigues executes a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Bill Hanstock.
Matt Rodrigues runs into the ropes.
Matt Rodrigues hits Bill Hanstock with a kick.
Matt Rodrigues nails Bill Hanstock with an uppercut.
Matt Rodrigues goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Bill Hanstock
blocks it.
Bill Hanstock tags out to GS Stevens.
GS Stevens hits a chop on Matt Rodrigues.
GS Stevens goes for a knife hand chop, but Matt Rodrigues blocks it.
Matt Rodrigues nails GS Stevens with a headbutt.
Matt Rodrigues tags out to Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock whips GS Stevens into the ropes.
GS Stevens goes for a short lariat, but Bill Hanstock counters it with
a crucifix.
Bill Hanstock takes GS Stevens down with a running powerslam.
A fan at ringside badmouths Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock hits GS Stevens with a Northern Lights suplex.
Bill Hanstock is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Bill Hanstock takes GS Stevens down with a powerslam.
Bill Hanstock tags out to Matt Rodrigues.
Matt Rodrigues runs into the ropes.
Matt Rodrigues hits GS Stevens with a kick.
Matt Rodrigues executes a headbutt on GS Stevens.
Matt Rodrigues executes a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on GS Stevens.
Matt Rodrigues tags out to Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock hits GS Stevens with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Bill Hanstock throws GS Stevens out of the ring.
Bill Hanstock goes through the ropes.
Bill Hanstock knocks GS Stevens into the ringpost.
Bill Hanstock nails GS Stevens with a punch.
GS Stevens is busted wide open.
Bill Hanstock nails GS Stevens with short-arm powerslam.
Bill Hanstock hits short-arm powerslam on GS Stevens.
Bill Hanstock throws GS Stevens back into the ring.
"Blind" Jon Bois sees the blood and stops the match.

GS Stevens has been eliminated.
Bill Hanstock further incites the crowd.

The winner is Bill Hanstock. Time of match: 0:12:23

They lock up.
Bill Hanstock hits a heart punch on Matt Rodrigues.
Bill Hanstock further incites the crowd.
Bill Hanstock executes the cross-face chicken wing on Matt Rodrigues.
Bill Hanstock is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Bill Hanstock goes for short-arm powerslam, but Matt Rodrigues blocks it.
Matt Rodrigues goes for a headbutt, but Bill Hanstock blocks it.
Bill Hanstock throws Matt Rodrigues out of the ring.
Bill Hanstock goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Matt Rodrigues is busted wide open.
Bill Hanstock uses a falcon arrow on Matt Rodrigues.
Bill Hanstock executes a powerbomb on Matt Rodrigues.
Bill Hanstock whips Matt Rodrigues into the guardrail.
Bill Hanstock uses short-arm powerslam on Matt Rodrigues.
Bill Hanstock throws Matt Rodrigues back into the ring.
"Blind" Jon Bois sees the blood and stops the match.

Matt Rodrigues has been eliminated.
Bill Hanstock is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

The winner is Bill Hanstock. Time of match: 0:14:15

Coming up later tonight, Bill Hanstock vs. Phil MV for the Secondary Championship in a ladder match!

[Alex]

***Max Kafka vs. Brandon Kayala***

They lock up.
Max Kafka hits Brandon Kayala with a low blow.
Brandon Kayala nails Max Kafka with a bulldog.
Brandon Kayala whips Max Kafka into the ropes, but Max Kafka reverses it.
Max Kafka hits Brandon Kayala with a kick.
Max Kafka hits Brandon Kayala with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
The crowd is cheering on Max Kafka.
Max Kafka executes a low blow on Brandon Kayala.
Max Kafka throws Brandon Kayala out of the ring.
"Visually Impaired" Kristen Ray counts: one, Brandon Kayala reenters the ring.
Max Kafka kicks Brandon Kayala.
Brandon Kayala kicks Max Kafka.
There are lots of chants for Brandon Kayala.
Brandon Kayala kicks Max Kafka.
Brandon Kayala kicks Max Kafka.
Brandon Kayala executes a kick to the midsection on Max Kafka.
Brandon Kayala hits a double arm DDT on Max Kafka.
The crowd is going crazy.
Brandon Kayala goes for a double-arm DDT, but Max Kafka counters it with
a backdrop.
Max Kafka runs into the ropes.
Max Kafka uses a flying forearm on Brandon Kayala.
"Visually Impaired" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, kickout.
Max Kafka goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Brandon Kayala blocks it.
Brandon Kayala runs into the ropes.
Brandon Kayala misses with a shoulderblock.
Brandon Kayala hits Max Kafka with a kick.
Brandon Kayala executes a chop on Max Kafka.
Brandon Kayala catches Max Kafka in a sleeperhold.
Max Kafka is struggling to reach the ropes.
Max Kafka reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Max Kafka begs off.
Brandon Kayala goes for a backbreaker, but Max Kafka counters it with a facerake
.
Max Kafka goes for a facerake, but Brandon Kayala blocks it.
Brandon Kayala hits Max Kafka with a punch to the head.
Brandon Kayala executes a double arm DDT on Max Kafka.
The chants for Brandon Kayala are deafening.
Brandon Kayala goes for a back suplex, but Max Kafka blocks it.
Max Kafka whips Brandon Kayala into the ropes.
Brandon Kayala hits Max Kafka with a kick.
Brandon Kayala is going for the pin.
"Visually Impaired" Kristen Ray counts: One, kickout.
Brandon Kayala complains about a slow count.
Brandon Kayala executes a back suplex on Max Kafka.
Brandon Kayala nails Max Kafka with a slingshot kneedrop.
Brandon Kayala locks Max Kafka in an abdominal stretch.
Max Kafka reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Brandon Kayala goes for a double arm DDT, but Max Kafka blocks it.
Max Kafka runs into the ropes.
Brandon Kayala misses with a kick.
Max Kafka hits Brandon Kayala with a clothesline.
Brandon Kayala falls out of the ring.
Max Kafka goes through the ropes.
Max Kafka goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Brandon Kayala blocks it.
"Visually Impaired" Kristen Ray counts: 1.
"Visually Impaired" Kristen Ray counts: 2.
Brandon Kayala knocks Max Kafka into the ringsteps.
Brandon Kayala nails Max Kafka with an elbowsmash.
"Visually Impaired" Kristen Ray counts: 3.
Brandon Kayala nails Max Kafka with a chop.
"Visually Impaired" Kristen Ray counts: 4.
"Visually Impaired" Kristen Ray counts: 5.
Brandon Kayala whips Max Kafka into the guardrail.
"Visually Impaired" Kristen Ray counts: 6.
Brandon Kayala whips Max Kafka into the guardrail.
Brandon Kayala throws Max Kafka back into the ring.
Brandon Kayala brings the table into the ring.
Brandon Kayala sets up Max Kafka on the table.
Brandon Kayala executes a back suplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Brandon Kayala catches Max Kafka in a sleeperhold.
Max Kafka is struggling to reach the ropes.
Max Kafka is inching his way towards the ropes.
Max Kafka reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds.
Brandon Kayala hits a double-arm DDT on Max Kafka.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Brandon Kayala is going for the pin.
"Visually Impaired" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Brandon Kayala executes a bulldog on Max Kafka.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Brandon Kayala takes Max Kafka down with a slingshot kneedrop.
Max Kafka begs off.
Brandon Kayala leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Brandon Kayala runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Brandon Kayala uses a punch to the head on Max Kafka.
Brandon Kayala catches Max Kafka in a sleeperhold.
Max Kafka is inching his way towards the ropes.
Max Kafka reaches the ropes after being trapped for 25 seconds.
Brandon Kayala hits Max Kafka with an elbowsmash.
Brandon Kayala executes an elbowsmash on Max Kafka.
Brandon Kayala goes for a kneedrop, but Max Kafka rolls out of the way.
Max Kafka has the crowd going wild.
Max Kafka executes a facerake on Brandon Kayala.
"Visually Impaired" Kristen Ray removes the chair from the ring.
Max Kafka whips Brandon Kayala into the turnbuckle, but Brandon Kayala
reverses it.
Brandon Kayala charges into the corner.
Brandon Kayala goes for a punch to the head, but Max Kafka blocks it.
Max Kafka hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Brandon Kayala.
Max Kafka hits Brandon Kayala with an eye gouge.
Max Kafka executes a low blow on Brandon Kayala.
Max Kafka goes for an eye gouge, but Brandon Kayala blocks it.
Max Kafka begs off.
Brandon Kayala puts Max Kafka in a sleeperhold.
Max Kafka tries to fight the pain.
Max Kafka is inching his way towards the ropes.
Max Kafka reaches the ropes after being trapped for 33 seconds.
Brandon Kayala executes the Cradle Piledriver on Max Kafka.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brandon Kayala.
Brandon Kayala goes for the pin.
"Visually Impaired" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is Brandon Kayala. Time of match: 0:08:19

[Alex]

This match is the tables match for the World Progressive Boink Tag Team Championship! Seth Roth and Rusty Cooledge take on Brummbar and Robert Bashley!

They lock up.
Brummbar whips Rusty Cooledge into the ropes.
Brummbar hits Rusty Cooledge with a kick.
Robert Bashley enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Seth Roth enters the ring and lays out Robert Bashley.
Rusty Cooledge and Seth Roth whip Brummbar into the ropes.
They hit Brummbar with a double fist to the midsection.
Seth Roth leaves the ring.
Rusty Cooledge whips Brummbar into the ropes, but Brummbar reverses it.
Rusty Cooledge nails Brummbar with a palm strike.
Rusty Cooledge takes Brummbar down with a chop.
Brummbar hits Rusty Cooledge with a spinebuster.
Brummbar goes for a German suplex, but Rusty Cooledge blocks it.
Rusty Cooledge hits a tiger driver on Brummbar.
Rusty Cooledge chops Brummbar.
The crowd is booing Rusty Cooledge.
Rusty Cooledge chops Brummbar.
Rusty Cooledge tags out to Seth Roth.
Seth Roth and Rusty Cooledge hit Brummbar with a double flying axhandle.
Rusty Cooledge executes a DDT on Brummbar.
The crowd is booing Rusty Cooledge.
Seth Roth hits Brummbar with a missile dropkick.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Rusty Cooledge leaves the ring.
Seth Roth hits a clothesline on Brummbar.
Seth Roth hits Brummbar with a vertical suplex.
Seth Roth hits a gutwrench powerbomb on Brummbar.
Rusty Cooledge enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Seth Roth and Rusty Cooledge whip Brummbar into the ropes.
They hit Brummbar with a double elbowsmash.
Rusty Cooledge leaves the ring.
Seth Roth runs into the ropes.
Brummbar uses a punch to the head on Seth Roth.
Brummbar tags out to Robert Bashley.
Robert Bashley and Brummbar whip Seth Roth into the ropes.
They hit Seth Roth with a double clothesline.
Brummbar leaves the ring.
Robert Bashley places Seth Roth on the turnbuckle.
Robert Bashley takes Seth Roth down with a belly-to-belly superplex.
Robert Bashley is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Robert Bashley goes for a uranage, but Seth Roth blocks it.
Seth Roth tags out to Rusty Cooledge.
Brummbar enters the ring and throws Seth Roth out of the ring.
Robert Bashley and Brummbar whip Rusty Cooledge into the ropes.
They hit Rusty Cooledge with a double kick to the midsection.
Brummbar leaves the ring.
Robert Bashley uses a hanging vertical suplex on Rusty Cooledge.
Robert Bashley goes for belly to belly suplex, but Rusty Cooledge
counters it with a kneelift.
Rusty Cooledge hits a clothesline from the top rope on Robert Bashley.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a knee to midsection, but Robert Bashley blocks it.
Robert Bashley uses a uranage on Rusty Cooledge.
Robert Bashley whips Rusty Cooledge into the ropes.
Rusty Cooledge hits Robert Bashley with a kick.
Rusty Cooledge runs into the ropes.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a palm strike, but Robert Bashley blocks it.
Robert Bashley punches Rusty Cooledge.
Robert Bashley chops Rusty Cooledge.
Robert Bashley seemingly enjoys the boos.
Robert Bashley chops Rusty Cooledge.
Robert Bashley hits a hanging vertical suplex on Rusty Cooledge.
Robert Bashley seemingly enjoys the boos.
Robert Bashley chops Rusty Cooledge.
Robert Bashley is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Robert Bashley punches Rusty Cooledge.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Robert Bashley.
Rusty Cooledge hits Robert Bashley.
A portion of the crowd is booing Rusty Cooledge.
Robert Bashley kicks Rusty Cooledge.
The crowd is wildly cheering Robert Bashley with only a few scattered boos
audible.
Rusty Cooledge chops Robert Bashley.
Rusty Cooledge acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Robert Bashley hits Rusty Cooledge.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Robert Bashley hits Rusty Cooledge with a clothesline.
Robert Bashley goes for belly to belly suplex, but Rusty Cooledge blocks it.
Rusty Cooledge uses a DDT on Robert Bashley.
Rusty Cooledge chops Robert Bashley.
Rusty Cooledge acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Robert Bashley chops Rusty Cooledge.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Robert Bashley kicks Rusty Cooledge.
Robert Bashley doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he
's getting.
Robert Bashley punches Rusty Cooledge.
Rusty Cooledge chops Robert Bashley.
Rusty Cooledge is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Robert Bashley chops Rusty Cooledge.
Robert Bashley doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he
's getting.
Rusty Cooledge punches Robert Bashley.
Robert Bashley punches Rusty Cooledge.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Rusty Cooledge punches Robert Bashley.
Rusty Cooledge is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Robert Bashley punches Rusty Cooledge.
The crowd is wildly cheering Robert Bashley with only a few scattered boos
audible.
Robert Bashley executes belly to belly suplex on Rusty Cooledge.
Robert Bashley uses a spinebuster on Rusty Cooledge.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Robert Bashley hits Rusty Cooledge with a spinebuster.
Robert Bashley runs into the ropes.
Robert Bashley goes for a spear, but Rusty Cooledge side-steps and
Robert Bashley only hits air.
Rusty Cooledge tags out to Seth Roth.
Brummbar enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Rusty Cooledge leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Rusty Cooledge sets up the chair.
Rusty Cooledge nails Robert Bashley with a DDT onto the chair.
Seth Roth goes for a diving elbow drop, but Robert Bashley rolls out of the way.
Rusty Cooledge leaves the ring.
Robert Bashley goes for a clothesline, but Seth Roth counters it with a hiptoss.
Seth Roth hits Robert Bashley with a missile dropkick.
"Visually Impaired" Kristen Ray removes the chair from the ring.
Seth Roth hits Robert Bashley with a reverse DDT.
Seth Roth is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Seth Roth goes for a spinning neckbreaker, but Robert Bashley blocks it.
Robert Bashley whips Seth Roth into the ropes.
Robert Bashley hits a spear on Seth Roth.
Robert Bashley executes a spear on Seth Roth.
Robert Bashley runs into the ropes.
Seth Roth hits a superkick on Robert Bashley.
Seth Roth hits Robert Bashley with a reverse DDT.
Rusty Cooledge enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a DDT, but Robert Bashley counters it with a backdrop.
Rusty Cooledge rolls out of the ring.
Robert Bashley whips Seth Roth into the ropes.
Seth Roth hits Robert Bashley with an elbow.
Seth Roth runs into the ropes.
Seth Roth uses a clothesline on Robert Bashley.
Seth Roth goes for a Russian legsweep, but Robert Bashley counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Robert Bashley takes Seth Roth down with a spear.
Robert Bashley tags out to Brummbar.
Brummbar and Robert Bashley whip Seth Roth into the ropes.
They hit Seth Roth with a double kick to the midsection.
Robert Bashley leaves the ring.
Brummbar nails Seth Roth with a German suplex.
There are lots of chants for Brummbar.
Brummbar hits Seth Roth with high angle german suplex.
There are lots of chants for Brummbar.
Brummbar runs into the ropes.
Seth Roth hits Brummbar with a dropkick to the knee.
Seth Roth uses the Emerald Frosion on Brummbar.
Seth Roth is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Seth Roth goes for a spinning neckbreaker, but Brummbar blocks it.
Brummbar hits Seth Roth.
Brummbar kicks Seth Roth.
There are lots of chants for Brummbar.
Seth Roth chops Brummbar.
Brummbar punches Seth Roth.
The crowd is really behind Brummbar.
Seth Roth hits Brummbar.
Seth Roth is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Seth Roth hits Brummbar with a Russian legsweep.
Seth Roth whips Brummbar into the ropes, but Brummbar reverses it.
Brummbar hits Seth Roth with a shoulderblock.
Brummbar goes for a shin kick into double-arm DDT, but Seth Roth blocks it.
Seth Roth hits Brummbar with a gutwrench powerbomb.
Seth Roth is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Seth Roth goes for a spinning neckbreaker, but Brummbar blocks it.
Brummbar goes for high angle german suplex, but Seth Roth blocks it.
Seth Roth goes for a vertical suplex, but Brummbar blocks it.
Brummbar whips Seth Roth into the ropes, but Seth Roth reverses it.
Brummbar misses with a kick.
Seth Roth gives him a faceslam, but Brummbar only stares at him.
Seth Roth hits Brummbar.
Seth Roth is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Seth Roth kicks Brummbar.
Seth Roth is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Brummbar kicks Seth Roth.
The crowd is really behind Brummbar.
Seth Roth kicks Brummbar.
Seth Roth is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Seth Roth hits Brummbar.
Seth Roth further incites the crowd.
Brummbar chops Seth Roth.
Brummbar has the crowd going wild.
Brummbar hits Seth Roth.
Brummbar has the crowd going wild.
Seth Roth kicks Brummbar.
Seth Roth is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Seth Roth chops Brummbar.
Seth Roth further incites the crowd.
Seth Roth whips Brummbar into the ropes.
Seth Roth uses a dropkick to the knee on Brummbar.
Seth Roth takes Brummbar down with a gutwrench powerbomb.
Seth Roth executes a gutwrench powerbomb on Brummbar.
Seth Roth nails Brummbar with a faceslam.
Seth Roth executes a superkick on Brummbar.
Seth Roth goes for a vertical suplex, but Brummbar blocks it.
Brummbar whips Seth Roth into the turnbuckle.
Brummbar hits Seth Roth.
The crowd is going crazy.
Brummbar hits Seth Roth.
Brummbar kicks Seth Roth.
Brummbar goes for high angle german suplex, but Seth Roth counters it with
a go-behind.
Seth Roth goes for a spinning neckbreaker, but Brummbar blocks it.
Brummbar goes for a punch, but Seth Roth counters it with an armbreaker.
Seth Roth hits Brummbar.
Seth Roth punches Brummbar.
Seth Roth is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Brummbar chops Seth Roth.
Brummbar has the crowd going wild.
Seth Roth kicks Brummbar.
Seth Roth further incites the crowd.
Seth Roth chops Brummbar.
Seth Roth executes a superkick on Brummbar.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Seth Roth goes for a kneebreaker, but Brummbar blocks it.
Brummbar tags out to Robert Bashley.
Robert Bashley uses a hanging vertical suplex on Seth Roth.
Robert Bashley tags out to Brummbar.
Brummbar goes for a German suplex, but Seth Roth blocks it.
Seth Roth uses a gutwrench powerbomb on Brummbar.
Seth Roth whips Brummbar into the ropes, but Brummbar reverses it.
Seth Roth hits Brummbar with a kick.
Seth Roth executes the DDTaga on Brummbar.
Numerous fans are using Seth Roth for target practice.
Seth Roth throws Brummbar out of the ring.
Seth Roth goes through the ropes.
Rusty Cooledge comes over to make it two-on-one.
Seth Roth and Rusty Cooledge hit Brummbar with a double flying axhandle.
Seth Roth sets up a table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Seth Roth hits Brummbar with a series of punches.
Seth Roth sets up Brummbar on the table.
Seth Roth executes a diving kneedrop through the table.
The table didn't break.
Numerous fans are using Seth Roth for target practice.
Seth Roth knocks Brummbar into the ringsteps.
Rusty Cooledge comes over to make it two-on-one.
Robert Bashley comes over, but gets cut off.
Seth Roth executes a superkick on Brummbar.
Rusty Cooledge comes over to make it two-on-one.
Robert Bashley comes over and lays out Rusty Cooledge.
Robert Bashley nails Seth Roth with a clothesline.
Brummbar hits a German suplex on Seth Roth.
Brummbar knocks Seth Roth into the ringsteps.
Robert Bashley comes over to make it two-on-one.
Rusty Cooledge comes over and lays out Robert Bashley.
Seth Roth and Rusty Cooledge hit Brummbar with a double flying axhandle.
Seth Roth whips Brummbar into the guardrail.
Seth Roth nails Brummbar with a spinning neckbreaker.
Seth Roth whips Brummbar into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Seth Roth takes Brummbar down with a clothesline.
Seth Roth sets up Brummbar on the table.
Seth Roth executes a diving kneedrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

The winners are The Sons of Bitches. Time of match: 0:13:13

[Alex]

And now, the ladder match for the Secondary Championship!

Phil MV

vs.

Bill Hanstock

They lock up.
Phil MV goes for an elbow to the head, but Bill Hanstock ducks out of the way.
Bill Hanstock hits a dropkick from the second rope on Phil MV.
Bill Hanstock runs into the ropes.
Phil MV hits Bill Hanstock with a chop.
Bill Hanstock hits a powerslam on Phil MV.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Bill Hanstock whips Phil MV into the ropes.
Phil MV misses with a kick.
Bill Hanstock hits Phil MV with a kick.
Bill Hanstock throws Phil MV out of the ring.
Bill Hanstock goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bill Hanstock goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Phil MV counters it with
a facerake.
Phil MV executes a chop on Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV throws Bill Hanstock back into the ring.
Phil MV uses a chop on Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV takes Bill Hanstock down with a face rake.
Phil MV goes for an eye gouge, but Bill Hanstock blocks it.
Bill Hanstock tries to climb the ladder.
Bill Hanstock is on his way up.
Phil MV knocks him off the ladder.
Phil MV locks Bill Hanstock in a side headlock.
Bill Hanstock is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Bill Hanstock escapes from the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Phil MV goes for a bodyslam, but Bill Hanstock counters it with a small package.
Bill Hanstock nails Phil MV with a powerslam.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Bill Hanstock nails Phil MV with a punch.
Bill Hanstock nails Phil MV with a Northern Lights suplex.
The crowd is booing Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock tries to climb the ladder.
Bill Hanstock is on his way up.
Phil MV knocks him off the ladder.
Phil MV goes for a bodyslam, but Bill Hanstock blocks it.
Bill Hanstock takes Phil MV down with a Northern Lights suplex.
The crowd is booing Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock runs into the ropes.
Phil MV hits Bill Hanstock with a kick.
Phil MV gets a single-leg takedown into a leglock on Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock is inching his way towards the ropes.
Bill Hanstock escapes from the hold after being trapped for 19 seconds.
Phil MV tries to climb the ladder.
Phil MV is on his way up.
Bill Hanstock knocks him off the ladder.
Bill Hanstock hits Phil MV with school boy powerbomb.
A fan at ringside badmouths Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock hits Phil MV with a punch.
Bill Hanstock punches Phil MV.
A fan at ringside badmouths Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV punches Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV kicks Bill Hanstock.
The crowd is behind Phil MV all the way.
Phil MV kicks Bill Hanstock.
The crowd is behind Phil MV all the way.
Bill Hanstock punches Phil MV.
Bill Hanstock is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Phil MV punches Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV chops Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV goes for a clothesline, but Bill Hanstock counters it with a crucifix.
Bill Hanstock nails Phil MV with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Bill Hanstock further incites the crowd.
Bill Hanstock tries to climb the ladder.
Bill Hanstock is on his way up.
Phil MV pulls him back down.
Phil MV nails Bill Hanstock with an eye gouge.
Phil MV executes an eye gouge on Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV throws Bill Hanstock out of the ring.
Phil MV goes through the ropes.
Phil MV nails Bill Hanstock with a chop.
Phil MV whips Bill Hanstock into the guardrail.
Phil MV whips Bill Hanstock into the guardrail.
Phil MV throws Bill Hanstock back into the ring.
Phil MV whips Bill Hanstock into the ropes.
Bill Hanstock misses with an elbow.
Phil MV executes a punch on Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV uses a piledriver on Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV runs into the ropes.
Bill Hanstock hits Phil MV with a backdrop.
Bill Hanstock climbs to the top of the ladder.
Bill Hanstock executes short-arm powerslam on Phil MV.
Bill Hanstock further incites the crowd.
Bill Hanstock executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Phil MV.
Bill Hanstock takes Phil MV down with the 2nd-rope elbow drop.
Bill Hanstock executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Phil MV.
Bill Hanstock tries to climb the ladder.
Bill Hanstock is on his way up.
Bill Hanstock is half-way up.
Bill Hanstock is almost on top of the ladder.
Bill Hanstock is in grabbing distance.
Phil MV knocks over the ladder with a shove.
The crowd is giving Phil MV a standing ovation.
Phil MV hits an eye gouge on Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV takes Bill Hanstock down with a headlock takedown.
Phil MV chops Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV chops Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV sets the ladder back up.
Phil MV tries to climb the ladder.
Phil MV is on his way up.
Bill Hanstock knocks over the ladder with short-arm powerslam.
Bill Hanstock uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Phil MV.
Bill Hanstock sets the ladder back up.
Bill Hanstock is starting to climb the ladder, not realizing that Phil MV
is right behind him.
Phil MV uses an elbow to the head on Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV tries to climb the ladder.
Phil MV is on his way up.
Bill Hanstock knocks him off the ladder.
Bill Hanstock throws Phil MV out of the ring.
Bill Hanstock goes through the ropes.
Bill Hanstock reenters the ring.
Phil MV follows him back in.
Bill Hanstock uses a falcon arrow on Phil MV.
Bill Hanstock is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Bill Hanstock whips Phil MV into the ropes.
Phil MV hits Bill Hanstock with a kick.
BEGGAR comes to ringside.
Phil MV gets a standing wristlock on Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock escapes from the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Phil MV tries to climb the ladder.
Phil MV is on his way up.
Bill Hanstock knocks him off the ladder.
Bill Hanstock hits short-arm powerslam on Phil MV.
Bill Hanstock goes for a fisherman suplex, but Phil MV counters it with
a small package.
Phil MV chops Bill Hanstock.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Phil MV.
Phil MV hits Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV hits Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV runs into the ropes.
Phil MV misses with a clothesline.
Bill Hanstock hits Phil MV with a backdrop.
Bill Hanstock tries to climb the ladder.
Bill Hanstock is on his way up.
Phil MV knocks over the ladder with a shove.
Phil MV goes for a clothesline, but Bill Hanstock counters it with a hiptoss.
Bill Hanstock nails Phil MV with Michinoku Driver B.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Bill Hanstock goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Phil MV blocks it.
Phil MV whips Bill Hanstock into the turnbuckle.
Phil MV runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Phil MV goes for a bodyslam, but Bill Hanstock blocks it.
Bill Hanstock throws Phil MV out of the ring.
Bill Hanstock goes through the ropes.
Bill Hanstock whips Phil MV into the guardrail.
Bill Hanstock throws Phil MV back into the ring.
Bill Hanstock sets the ladder back up.
Bill Hanstock tries to climb the ladder.
Bill Hanstock is on his way up.
Phil MV pulls him back down.
Bill Hanstock goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but Phil MV
side-steps and Bill Hanstock only hits air.
Phil MV tries to climb the ladder.
Phil MV is on his way up.
Bill Hanstock knocks over the ladder with short-arm powerslam.
Numerous fans are using Bill Hanstock for target practice.
Bill Hanstock whips Phil MV into the ropes.
Bill Hanstock hits Phil MV with a shoulderblock.
Bill Hanstock throws Phil MV out of the ring.
Bill Hanstock goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bill Hanstock goes for a falcon arrow, but Phil MV counters it with
a small package.
Phil MV executes a clothesline on Bill Hanstock.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Phil MV throws Bill Hanstock back into the ring.
Phil MV gets a front facelock on Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Bill Hanstock is inching his way towards the ropes.
Phil MV lets go after 15 seconds.
Phil MV goes for an elbow to the head, but Bill Hanstock blocks it.
Bill Hanstock goes for a powerslam, but Phil MV counters it with a lariat.
The crowd erupts.
In turn, Bill Hanstock counters it with an armbar submission.
Phil MV escapes from the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Bill Hanstock takes Phil MV down with a dropkick from the second rope.
Bill Hanstock sets the ladder back up.
Bill Hanstock tries to climb the ladder.
Bill Hanstock is on his way up.
Bill Hanstock is half-way up.
Phil MV pulls him back down.
Phil MV runs into the ropes.
BEGGAR trips Phil MV.
Phil MV hits a chop on Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV uses an eye gouge on Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV whips Bill Hanstock into the ropes.
Bill Hanstock misses with a kick.
Phil MV misses with a kick.
Phil MV hits Bill Hanstock with a kick.
BEGGAR throws Bill Hanstock a fire extinguisher.
Bill Hanstock tries to use it, but Phil MV blocks the blow and
takes it away from him.
Phil MV hits Bill Hanstock with it and goes for the pin.
Phil MV goes for a face rake, but Bill Hanstock blocks it.
Bill Hanstock goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Phil MV counters it with
a DDT.
The crowd is giving Phil MV a standing ovation.
Phil MV hits a chop on Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV tries to climb the ladder.
Phil MV is on his way up.
Bill Hanstock knocks over the ladder with a clothesline.
Bill Hanstock nails Phil MV with a dropkick from the second rope.
Bill Hanstock throws Phil MV out of the ring.
Bill Hanstock goes through the ropes.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Bill Hanstock executes a falcon arrow on Phil MV.
Bill Hanstock whips Phil MV into the guardrail.
Bill Hanstock hits Phil MV with Senton bomb.
Bill Hanstock hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Phil MV.
Bill Hanstock executes a punch on Phil MV.
Bill Hanstock goes for a powerbomb, but Phil MV blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Phil MV uses an eye gouge on Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV reenters the ring.
Bill Hanstock follows him back in.
Phil MV goes for a face rake, but Bill Hanstock blocks it.
Bill Hanstock executes a Northern Lights suplex on Phil MV.
Bill Hanstock hits Phil MV.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Bill Hanstock punches Phil MV.
Bill Hanstock goes for a punch, but Phil MV blocks it.
Phil MV uses a chop on Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV hits an elbow to the head on Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock bumps into "Ably Sighted" P.H. Folby.
Phil MV whips Bill Hanstock into the turnbuckle, but Bill Hanstock reverses it.
Bill Hanstock goes for school boy powerbomb, but Phil MV blocks it.
Phil MV hits Bill Hanstock with an elbow to the head.
"Ably Sighted" P.H. Folby is back on the job.
Phil MV kicks Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV hits Bill Hanstock.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bill Hanstock chops Phil MV.
Phil MV chops Bill Hanstock.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bill Hanstock chops Phil MV.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Bill Hanstock punches Phil MV.
Bill Hanstock is being booed out of the building.
Bill Hanstock sets the ladder back up.
Bill Hanstock is starting to climb the ladder, not realizing that Phil MV
is right behind him.
Phil MV hits an elbow to the head on Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV locks Bill Hanstock in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Bill Hanstock escapes from the hold after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Phil MV executes a face rake on Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV goes for a bodyslam, but Bill Hanstock counters it with a small package.
Bill Hanstock kicks Phil MV.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Bill Hanstock hits Phil MV.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Bill Hanstock goes for a heart punch, but Phil MV blocks it.
Phil MV puts Bill Hanstock in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Bill Hanstock breaks the hold after 14 seconds.
Bill Hanstock uses a dropkick from the second rope on Phil MV.
Bill Hanstock executes a Northern Lights suplex on Phil MV.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Bill Hanstock executes the OW MY OTHER KNEE on Phil MV.
Phil MV tries to escape the hold.
Phil MV breaks the hold after 7 seconds.
Phil MV executes the Ba-ba on Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV hits a kick to the midsection on Bill Hanstock.
Phil MV puts Bill Hanstock in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Bill Hanstock is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Bill Hanstock escapes from the hold after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Phil MV locks Bill Hanstock in an armlock leglock submission.
Bill Hanstock is struggling to reach the ropes.
Phil MV lets go after 12 seconds.
Phil MV tries to climb the ladder.
Phil MV is on his way up.
Phil MV is half-way up.
Phil MV is almost on top of the ladder.
Phil MV is in grabbing distance.
Phil MV dives for the Secondary Championship belt, but he misses.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bill Hanstock whips Phil MV into the ropes.
Phil MV hits Bill Hanstock with a clothesline.
Phil MV gets a front facelock on Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Phil MV lets go after 15 seconds.
Phil MV tries to climb the ladder.
Phil MV is on his way up.
Phil MV is half-way up.
Phil MV is almost on top of the ladder.
Phil MV is in grabbing distance.
Bill Hanstock knocks him off the ladder.
Bill Hanstock executes a heart punch on Phil MV.
Bill Hanstock is being booed out of the building.
Bill Hanstock hits Phil MV with a Northern Lights suplex.
Bill Hanstock executes short-arm powerslam on Phil MV.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Bill Hanstock nails Phil MV with a Northern Lights suplex.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Bill Hanstock tries to climb the ladder.
Bill Hanstock is on his way up.
Bill Hanstock is half-way up.
Bill Hanstock is almost on top of the ladder.
Bill Hanstock is in grabbing distance.
Bill Hanstock has retrieved the Secondary Championship belt.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.

The winner is Bill Hanstock. Time of match: 0:19:51

[Greg]

/shot from behind, blood dripping down to arms
/whispers

hanstock

/clenches fist
/leaves

[A Link to the Matt]

Hey Hanstock! Great job! way to take all the work I did in the first blood match and turn it into a secondary championship. Had that been a one on one match between the two of us, you wouldn't have stood a chance. But, I bet it wouldn't shock anyone if you didn't have the balls to take me on, just the two of us.

[Alex]

Brandon Stroud vs. James Voorhees for the P-Boi World Championship in an I Quit match!

They lock up.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud has the crowd going wild.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Stroud.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Brandon Stroud kicks James Voorhees.
James Voorhees kicks Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees kicks Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud kicks James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud has the crowd going wild.
Brandon Stroud punches James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the ropes, but James Voorhees
reverses it.
Brandon Stroud misses with an elbow.
Brandon Stroud goes for a lariat, but James Voorhees counters it with
a Gorilla Press.
James Voorhees leaves the ring.
He returns with a singapore cane.
James Voorhees hits him with the singapore cane.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
"Ably Sighted" P.H. Folby throws the singapore cane out of the ring.
James Voorhees executes a splash on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees is being booed out of the building.
James Voorhees goes for an armdrag takedown, but Brandon Stroud
counters it with a backslide.
Brandon Stroud attempts to place James Voorhees on the turnbuckle, but
James Voorhees blocks it.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the ropes.
Brandon Stroud executes the belly to back suplex on James Voorhees.
The crowd is behind Brandon Stroud all the way.
Brandon Stroud goes for a double underhook suplex, but James Voorhees
counters it with a backdrop.
James Voorhees attempts to place Brandon Stroud on the turnbuckle, but
Brandon Stroud blocks it.
James Voorhees goes for a headbutt, but Brandon Stroud blocks it.
Brandon Stroud goes for a headlock takedown, but James Voorhees throws him off.
James Voorhees runs into the ropes.
James Voorhees executes a running butt splash on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Stroud with a boot to the face.
James Voorhees runs into the ropes.
James Voorhees misses with a shoulderblock.
James Voorhees misses with a kick.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Stroud with a shoulderblock.
James Voorhees executes a running butt splash on Brandon Stroud.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
James Voorhees hits a backdrop suplex on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees uses a kick to the head on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Stroud into the ropes, but Brandon Stroud
reverses it.
James Voorhees misses with a kick.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Stroud with a running butt splash.
James Voorhees goes for a kick to the midsection, but Brandon Stroud blocks it.
Brandon Stroud goes for an anklelock, but James Voorhees counters it with
a half crab.
Brandon Stroud reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
James Voorhees throws Brandon Stroud out of the ring.
James Voorhees goes through the ropes.
James Voorhees hits a kick to the midsection on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Stroud into the guardrail.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Stroud into the guardrail.
James Voorhees executes a clothesline to the back of the head on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees sets up a table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
James Voorhees goes for a double underhook suplex, but Brandon Stroud
counters it with a backdrop.
Brandon Stroud is handed a barbed wire baseball bat.
Brandon Stroud hits him with the barbed wire baseball bat.
Brandon Stroud goes for the belly to back suplex, but James Voorhees blocks it.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the guardrail.
Brandon Stroud hits a knee to midsection on James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud throws James Voorhees back into the ring.
Brandon Stroud runs into the ropes.
James Voorhees executes the Machete Driver on Brandon Stroud.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
James Voorhees hits a backdrop on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees goes for a backdrop, but Brandon Stroud blocks it.
Brandon Stroud nails James Voorhees with a bridging back suplex.
Brandon Stroud hits a missile dropkick on James Voorhees.
The chants for Brandon Stroud are deafening.
Brandon Stroud goes for a back elbow, but James Voorhees ducks out of the way.
James Voorhees takes Brandon Stroud down with a backdrop suplex.
James Voorhees executes a splash on Brandon Stroud.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
James Voorhees uses a kick to the head on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees goes for a German suplex, but Brandon Stroud counters it with
a facerake.
Brandon Stroud nails James Voorhees with a bridging back suplex.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees with a kick to the thigh.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the turnbuckle.
Brandon Stroud runs shoulder-first into the corner, but James Voorhees
moves out of the way.
James Voorhees goes for a Western lariat, but Brandon Stroud blocks it.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees with a fisherman suplex.
Brandon Stroud punches James Voorhees.
The crowd is behind Brandon Stroud all the way.
Brandon Stroud kicks James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees with a gutwrench suplex.
James Voorhees sits up.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Brandon Stroud hits a bridging back suplex on James Voorhees.
James Voorhees sits up.
James Voorhees is being booed out of the building.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the turnbuckle, but James Voorhees
reverses it.
James Voorhees runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Brandon Stroud lifts his
knee.
Brandon Stroud nails James Voorhees with a missile dropkick.
The chants for Brandon Stroud are deafening.
Brandon Stroud goes for a jab, but James Voorhees blocks it.
James Voorhees nails Brandon Stroud with a back suplex.
James Voorhees goes for a headbutt, but Brandon Stroud blocks it.
Brandon Stroud puts James Voorhees in an armbar submission.
James Voorhees tries to escape the hold.
James Voorhees is valiantly trying to break the hold.
James Voorhees is struggling to reach the ropes.
James Voorhees reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the ropes.
James Voorhees misses with an elbow.
Brandon Stroud misses with a kick.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees with a clothesline.
James Voorhees sits up.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Brandon Stroud executes a half-nelson suplex on James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud runs into the ropes.
Brandon Stroud nails James Voorhees with a lariat.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Stroud into the ropes.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees with a shoulderblock.
James Voorhees sits up.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the turnbuckle, but James Voorhees
reverses it.
James Voorhees charges into the corner.
James Voorhees punches Brandon Stroud.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
James Voorhees kicks Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees.
The chants for Brandon Stroud are deafening.
James Voorhees punches Brandon Stroud.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud chops James Voorhees.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud goes for a kick to the thigh, but James Voorhees
counters it with a dragon screw.
James Voorhees goes for a double underhook suplex, but Brandon Stroud blocks it.
Brandon Stroud executes a fisherman suplex on James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the ropes.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees with a shoulderblock.
Brandon Stroud takes James Voorhees down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Brandon Stroud gives the sign for the belly to back suplex.
Brandon Stroud executes the belly to back suplex on James Voorhees.
The crowd is giving Brandon Stroud a standing ovation.
Brandon Stroud uses a double-axhandle chop on James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud nails James Voorhees with a double-axhandle chop.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the ropes.
Brandon Stroud misses with a kick.
Brandon Stroud takes James Voorhees down with an elbow to the head.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees with a chop to the throat.
Brandon Stroud uses an elbow to the head on James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud goes for a chop to the throat, but James Voorhees blocks it.
James Voorhees goes for a kick to the midsection, but Brandon Stroud
counters it with a dragon screw.
Brandon Stroud runs into the ropes.
James Voorhees hits a clothesline to the back of the head on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees executes the Machete Driver on Brandon Stroud.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Stroud with a kick to the head.
James Voorhees places Brandon Stroud on the turnbuckle.
James Voorhees goes for a powerbomb off the top rope, but Brandon Stroud
counters it with a piledriver off the top rope.
The crowd is giving Brandon Stroud a standing ovation.
Brandon Stroud throws James Voorhees out of the ring.
Brandon Stroud goes for a plancha, but James Voorhees moves out of the way.
Brandon Stroud is out cold.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Stroud into the guardrail.
James Voorhees uses a double underhook suplex on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees nails Brandon Stroud with a punch.
James Voorhees goes for the Machete Driver, but Brandon Stroud blocks it.
James Voorhees goes for the Machete Driver, but Brandon Stroud blocks it.
James Voorhees sets up Brandon Stroud on the table.
James Voorhees tries to drive Brandon Stroud through the table with
a flying legdrop, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud hits a clothesline on James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud throws James Voorhees back into the ring.
Brandon Stroud locks James Voorhees in an octopus hold.
James Voorhees is valiantly trying to break the hold.
James Voorhees reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Brandon Stroud throws James Voorhees out of the ring.
Brandon Stroud jumps onto him with a plancha.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud knocks James Voorhees into the ringsteps.
Brandon Stroud goes for a kick to the thigh, but James Voorhees
counters it with a dragon screw.
James Voorhees knocks Brandon Stroud into the ringsteps.
James Voorhees is handed a cheese grater.
James Voorhees hits him with the cheese grater.
Brandon Stroud is busted wide open.
James Voorhees slashes him with a cheese grater.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Stroud into the guardrail.
James Voorhees executes the Machete Driver on Brandon Stroud
on the concrete floor.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
Brandon Stroud is out cold.
James Voorhees hits him with the cheese grater.
James Voorhees sets up a table.
James Voorhees hits him with the cheese grater.
James Voorhees is being booed out of the building.
James Voorhees sets up Brandon Stroud on the table.
James Voorhees executes high angle german suplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Stroud into the guardrail.
James Voorhees reenters the ring.
Brandon Stroud follows him back in.
James Voorhees slashes him with .
James Voorhees hits Brandon Stroud with a splash.
James Voorhees throws Brandon Stroud out of the ring.
James Voorhees goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
James Voorhees goes for a German suplex, but Brandon Stroud blocks it.
Brandon Stroud executes the belly to back suplex on James Voorhees
on the concrete floor.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees is out cold.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the guardrail.
Brandon Stroud is handed a steel chair.
Brandon Stroud hits him with the steel chair.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
James Voorhees is busted wide open.
Brandon Stroud takes James Voorhees down with a punch to the face.
Brandon Stroud executes the belly to back suplex on James Voorhees
on the concrete floor.
The crowd erupts.
Brandon Stroud knocks James Voorhees into the ringsteps.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud hits him with the steel chair.
The crowd erupts.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the guardrail.
Brandon Stroud uses an elbow to the head on James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud knocks James Voorhees into the ringsteps.
Brandon Stroud goes for an elbow to the back, but James Voorhees side-steps and
Brandon Stroud only hits air.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Brandon Stroud executes a lariat on James Voorhees.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Brandon Stroud goes for a kick to the head, but James Voorhees
ducks out of the way.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
James Voorhees goes for a backdrop, but Brandon Stroud counters it with
a sunset flip.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
James Voorhees uses a backdrop suplex on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees knocks Brandon Stroud into the ringsteps.
James Voorhees sets up a table.
James Voorhees sets up Brandon Stroud on the table.
James Voorhees executes a flying legdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
James Voorhees hits an armdrag takedown on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Stroud into the guardrail.
James Voorhees throws Brandon Stroud back into the ring.
James Voorhees brings the table into the ring.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees.
The crowd erupts.
James Voorhees punches Brandon Stroud.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
James Voorhees sets up Brandon Stroud on the table.
James Voorhees tries to drive Brandon Stroud through the table with
a bearhug slam, but he blocks it.
Brandon Stroud executes a chop to the throat on James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud goes for a punch to the face, but James Voorhees blocks it.
James Voorhees sets up Brandon Stroud on the table.
James Voorhees executes a backdrop suplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
James Voorhees is being booed out of the building.
James Voorhees gives the sign for the Machete Driver.
James Voorhees executes the Machete Driver on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees is being booed out of the building.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Stroud into the ropes.
James Voorhees goes for a bodyslam, but Brandon Stroud counters it with
a front facelock.
James Voorhees is valiantly trying to break the hold.
James Voorhees reaches the ropes after being trapped for 25 seconds.
Brandon Stroud kicks James Voorhees.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees chops Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Brandon Stroud kicks James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud executes the belly to back suplex on James Voorhees.
The crowd is giving Brandon Stroud a standing ovation.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees with a Northern Lights suplex.
Brandon Stroud executes a missile dropkick on James Voorhees.
The crowd erupts.
Brandon Stroud runs into the ropes.
Brandon Stroud and James Voorhees get hit with a double clothesline.
Brandon Stroud goes for a gutwrench suplex, but James Voorhees blocks it.
James Voorhees executes a belly-to-back suplex on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Stroud with a clothesline to the back of the head.
James Voorhees uses a double underhook suplex on Brandon Stroud.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Stroud into the ropes.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees with a kick.
Brandon Stroud goes for a lariat, but James Voorhees counters it with
a Gorilla Press.
James Voorhees runs into the ropes.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees with a shoulderblock.
James Voorhees sits up.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the ropes, but James Voorhees
reverses it.
James Voorhees hits a clothesline to the back of the head on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees leaves the ring.
He returns with the spork.
James Voorhees hits him with the spork.
James Voorhees is being booed out of the building.
"Ably Sighted" P.H. Folby throws the spork out of the ring.
James Voorhees executes a kick to the midsection on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees nails Brandon Stroud with a bodyslam.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Stroud into the ropes.
James Voorhees misses with a clothesline.
James Voorhees executes a bodyslam on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees throws Brandon Stroud out of the ring.
James Voorhees goes through the ropes.
James Voorhees knocks Brandon Stroud into the ringpost.
James Voorhees nails Brandon Stroud with a Western lariat.
James Voorhees is handed broken glass.
James Voorhees hits him with the glass.
James Voorhees sets up a table.
James Voorhees slashes him with broken glass.
James Voorhees hits a backdrop on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees sets up Brandon Stroud on the table.
James Voorhees tries to drive Brandon Stroud through the table with
a running butt splash, but he blocks it.
Brandon Stroud nails James Voorhees with a kick to the midsection.
Brandon Stroud is handed brass knuckles.
Brandon Stroud takes a swing at James Voorhees with the knuckles, but he
gets out of the way.
James Voorhees snatches the knuckles from him.
James Voorhees hits him with the knuckles.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Stroud into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Brandon Stroud nails James Voorhees with a kick to the head.
Brandon Stroud takes a swing at James Voorhees with the knuckles, but he
gets out of the way.
James Voorhees snatches the knuckles from him.
James Voorhees hits him with the knuckles.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Brandon Stroud hits him with brass knuckles.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
James Voorhees nails Brandon Stroud with a backdrop.
James Voorhees goes for a backdrop, but Brandon Stroud blocks it.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the guardrail.
Brandon Stroud gives him a double-axhandle chop, but James Voorhees
doesn't even care.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the guardrail.
Brandon Stroud is handed brass knuckles.
Brandon Stroud hits him with the knuckles.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the guardrail.
Brandon Stroud is handed a table.
Brandon Stroud hits him with the table.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud executes a kick to the head on James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the guardrail.
Brandon Stroud throws him through a table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the guardrail.
Brandon Stroud executes an elbow to the back on James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud knocks James Voorhees into the ringsteps.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud knocks James Voorhees into the ringsteps.
Brandon Stroud goes for a punch, but James Voorhees counters it with
a roundhouse right.
James Voorhees executes a kick to the head on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Stroud into the guardrail.
James Voorhees nails Brandon Stroud with a kick to the midsection.
James Voorhees reenters the ring.
Brandon Stroud follows him back in.
James Voorhees executes the Machete Driver on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees chops Brandon Stroud.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Brandon Stroud chops James Voorhees.
The crowd erupts.
Brandon Stroud kicks James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees.
James Voorhees chops Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees is being booed out of the building.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Stroud.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Brandon Stroud chops James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud punches James Voorhees.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees chops Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees places Brandon Stroud on the turnbuckle.
James Voorhees nails Brandon Stroud with a powerbomb off the top rope.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
James Voorhees kicks Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees is being booed out of the building.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees punches Brandon Stroud.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
James Voorhees takes Brandon Stroud down with a headbutt.
James Voorhees hits a back suplex on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Stroud with a headbutt.
James Voorhees puts Brandon Stroud in a dragon sleeper.
Brandon Stroud is inching his way towards the ropes.
Brandon Stroud is writhing in pain.
"Ably Sighted" P.H. Folby checks Brandon Stroud's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Brandon Stroud fights his way out of the hold after 16 seconds.
Brandon Stroud chops James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud chops James Voorhees.
The crowd erupts.
Brandon Stroud executes the belly to back suplex on James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud punches James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud nails James Voorhees with a missile dropkick.
The crowd is giving Brandon Stroud a standing ovation.
James Voorhees takes the spork and uses it on him.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Stroud with a dropkick from the second rope.
James Voorhees uses an STO on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees executes the Machete Driver on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees executes a bearhug slam on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees locks Brandon Stroud in the Crystal Lake Stretch.
Brandon Stroud tries to escape the hold.
Brandon Stroud tries to fight the pain.
Brandon Stroud submits after 13 seconds.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

The winner is James Voorhees. Time of match: 0:27:19

[Alex]

Results of Wrestling Event I:

Casket Four Corners Match:
Phil MV defeated BEGGAR, Chris Ollis and Wrestlebot 3000:
x BEGGAR beat Wrestlebot 3000 in 0:01:36
x C. Ollis beat BEGGAR in 0:21:04
x Phil MV beat C. Ollis in 0:21:34
Rating: ** 1/2

First Blood Four Corners Match:
Bill Hanstock defeated GS Stevens, Matt Rodrigues and Gran Illinoisio:
x M. Rodrigues beat G. Illinoisio in 0:07:05
x B. Hanstock beat GS Stevens in 0:12:23
x B. Hanstock beat M. Rodrigues in 0:14:15
Rating: *** 3/4

Brandon Kayala pinned Max Kafka with the Cradle Piledriver in 0:08:19.
Rating: *** 3/4

Table Match for the vacant Boink World Tag Team Titles:
The Sons of Bitches (Seth Roth and Rusty Cooledge) defeated
Robert Bashley and Brummbar when S. Roth defeated Brummbar by
putting him through a table in 0:13:13.
Rating: ** 1/2
(The Sons of Bitches (Seth Roth and Rusty Cooledge) won the Boink World Tag Team Titles.)

Ladder Match for the vacant Secondary Title:
Bill Hanstock defeated Phil MV in 0:19:54.
Rating: *** 1/4
(Bill Hanstock won the Secondary Title.)

I-Quit Match
James Voorhees made Brandon Stroud submit to the Crystal Lake Stretch in 0:27:19.
Rating: *** 1/4
(James Voorhees won the Boink World Title.)

[Jordo]

/stands side-by-side with Rusty, silently holds up title with cocky smirk on face

[Rusty Cooledge v2]

We hold ALLLLLLL the belts now!

You hate us, and you can't do anything about it. That's why we're the Sons of Bitches, Jack!

[Jim]

/air signs 'S' 'O' 'B'