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cxc
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Location: NYCT
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Wed Oct 19, 2025 10:46 pm
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Shadow of Destiny is a fucking-around-in-time simulator that encourages gender ambiguity, revisionistic history, and dressing up as a mime to throw eggs at your not-dressed-as-a-mime self.
Tekken is a King of Iron Fist Tournament simulator oh wait |
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Blind Jack
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Joined: 09 Aug 2025
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Location: Behind Camille.
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Thu Oct 20, 2025 11:30 am
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BANGARANG
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Nothing stops him. He is fire. |
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danielle-ish
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Location: New England, where it snows and then it doesn't.
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Fri Oct 21, 2025 6:20 pm
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Animal crossing is a horribly depraved game that encourages materialistic greed, and is a thinly veiled metaphor for brainwashing children into committing beastiality! It must be burned!
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DGMacphee
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Tue Oct 25, 2025 3:43 am
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I wonder what Thompson would say about this.
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Kirbyoto
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Tue Oct 25, 2025 7:15 am
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It generates sympathy for the opressive Iranian regime by forcing players to kill Iranian soldiers.
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DGMacphee
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Tue Oct 25, 2025 7:49 am
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Yeah, a good comprimise between "calling the game violent" and "finding a way to demonise Iranians".
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Bismark
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Tue Oct 25, 2025 9:38 am
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The release of Burnout Revenge obviously means that street racers intend to ram my car and send it flying like a paper cup into other racers. They have to settle for the game right now, but tomorrow, WHO KNOWS?
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