October 18, 2025

I am sorry for the outburst which you doubtlessly read earlier.  I am older now, and should conduct myself as an old man should.

Or should I?

Geriatric complacency does not come from wisdom.  It comes from low blood sugar and Alzheimer's.  Any old man that you find that has all his faculties is pissed off, and that is because his life was not what he wanted it to be.  He knows that he only had one shot, and since no man is perfect, he failed in some way.  My failure?  I have never worn a World Series ring shirt that says "I BEAT MYST AND I RECEIVED THIS SATISFACTORY T-SHIRT ".

I didn't want to do this, but if I don't beat this game I cannot die a happy man.  Time to use the same approach that I took to break the home run record: Take a shitload of steroids.

-Barry