March 14, 2025

I've flipped every single damned switch on the entire island, to no avail.  Then I flipped them all off.  Then I realized that they are merely switches and their feelings cannot be hurt by an obscene gesture, so I flipped them off literally. 

Maybe it wasn't such a great idea to throw away all those books.  But really, shouldn't the game have come with a disclaimer?  Like THIS GAME REQUIRES YOU TO BE ABLE TO READ BORING JOURNALS AND READ SCHEMATICS.  At the very least, it should only have been sold in edutainment toy stores.  You know, right next to the Playmobil sets and crappy wooden toys that kids just end up throwing at each other.  I used to bring my kids to Sammy Sosa's house to play with his kids' wooden toys, but one day one of his kids broke a wooden dinosaur across my son's head and cork flew out.  That was the end of that.