March 11, 2025

All right, I think I've finally figured out the point of this game.  I'm in an island built by this guy.  He actually built all this shit himself.  And for some reason, his sons are trapped inside of books that get poor reception.

That's right.  Both of his sons are trapped inside books with little TVs in them.  I'm not really sure why.

There's the blue guy who tells you not to touch the red page

and

The red guy who tells you not to touch the blue page.

So basically, the gameplay in this game just comes down to judging whoever says NO DON'T DO THAT the best.

I'm confident that now that I know what the hell I'm supposed to do I'll be able to solve even the most "Giant"-sized problem!  That's why I left Pittsburgh, by the way.  Whenever I said I could solve the most Pirate-sized problem, people just assumed that I was unable to solve any problem that involved elements that were greater than six feet.  Then some guy stopped me on the street and came to the conclusion that since I could handle six-foot problems, I would make an excellent gravedigger and that that why I was called "Bury" Bonds.  He was 5'10", so I threw him into a cement mixer.

-Barry