Moblin
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"Suicide King Moblin"
Male
Lavender Hill, HYRULE
Last Login:
5/9/2025 |
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| Moblin's
Interests |
| General
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African-American
studies, including spear-chucking, movies about the mafia, and rooting for the Georgetown
Hoyas. |
| Music
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Goodie
Mob, Britney Spears, Mobb Deep, Dario Argento's band, and experimental electronic musician
Chris Bergen. |
| Movies
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The
Godfather trilogy, Once Upon a Time in Hyrule, Mean Streets, Casino, and when I'm feeling
like a kid again, The Princess and The Moblin. |
| Television
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I
like a lot of shows, especially cop shows, but UGH, I HATE "The Shield." |
| Books
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End of
the Spear by Steve Saint |
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| Moblin's
Details |
| Status: |
In a Relationship |
| Here
for: |
Walking by a barrel,
getting suspicious of it, then going about my business. |
| Orientation: |
Dog, though lately I've
been a pig. |
| Sign: |
Will not date Sagittarius. |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
occasionally when killed /
no |
| Children: |
Yeah, I want to hear DENANT
DENANT DENANT DENANT all day every day. No thanks. |
| Occupation: |
Security |
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| Moblin's Latest
Blog Entries |
| Today I started my new job as a deodorant
representative! I stand on the street and hand out free samples to all the people
walking by. ITS A SECRET TO EVERYONE! ( Add Comment ) I'm
losing my tan, which is sad. I had such a nice, orange glow. Everything's been
depressing lately, which doesn't help, and I'm generally just feeling down in the dumps.
Oh well, looking on the bright side, being blue makes me harder to
kill. ( Add Comment )
Bah, Ganon is so inept. Link is always getting the better of him. I don't
see why I should have to follow somebody who can't ever win, so I've come up with a plan.
We're going to organize a Moblin union and revolt, and come up with our OWN evil
schemes that may or may NOT be limited to waiting in a room. We'll call it the
"Brotherhood of Underworld Monsters." We'll take over Hyrule and no longer
be the butt of everyone's jokes! That's right, BUM isn't the butt of your joke
anymore, Link! ( Add Comment )
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| Moblin's
Blurbs |
About me:
I am a field monster in service of Ganon. I have been trained in various martial
arts including throwing, walking into you, and trying to stab you at about shoulder height
even if you are clearly ducking. I can also put you in a headlock, run, jump, and
plant you face-first into the ground. |
Who I'd like to meet:
A girl who loves me, and not necessarily my doggystyle. |
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