Ex-Thief
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"Pay
no attention to the average middle-aged man writing this
profile. Leave him alone!"
Male
Desert of Mystery, HYRULE
Last Login:
10/26/2004 |
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| Ex-Thief's
Interests |
| General
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At
this point in my life, I'm just happy to get some good
old R&R. |
| Music
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I
used to like SR-71 when they were called Honor Among Thieves. |
| Movies
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The
Ladykillers was an old favorite of mine, but now it
brings up bad memories of a past I'd like to forget.
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| Television
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I
used to be a big fan of the Home Shopping Network, but
one time I stole a shovel while they weren't looking,
and now they won't stop addressing me as THIEF. It's really
depressing, but shit, 200 rupees for a shovel?! Come on! |
| Books
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"Confessions
of a Master Jewel Thief" by Bill Mason |
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| Ex-Thief's
Details |
| Status: |
Retired |
| Here
for: |
Move
along, nothing to see here. |
| Orientation: |
Don't
worry about it. |
| Sign: |
Leo |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
Yes
/ Yes |
| Children: |
Probably.
My previous life involved a lot of plundering, but let's
not talk about it, ok?
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| Occupation: |
Doyyyyyy! |
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| Ex-Thief's
Latest Blog Entries |
Some little punk
kid came up & took my sign for no reason. Then he just
threw it at a crab wandering around for no reason! I asked
him about it, but he never gave me an answer. He just kept
running around and stabbing things and taking their money.
I guess those crabs have been acting a bit... dare I say it?
Crabby as of recent, what with all the evil air coming from
Death Mountain. But still, how does my sign do more damage
than his sword, anyway? ( Add
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Heh, I got that kid back good when he tried to go into a
cave after he threw my sign away. YOU CAN'T ENTER WITH SOMEBODY
FOLLOWING YOU, STUPID! lol, pwned. (
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| Ex-Thief's
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About me:
In my younger days, I was known as the 1-2-3 Thief,
but I'd like to put the past behind me now. I'm not
the man I once was, and I'd prefer to just be left alone
with my thoughts. And my sign that says to leave me
alone. With my thoughts.
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Who I'd like to meet:
I will not add people I do not know, so don't even
think about it. Unless you happen to bring me a
cute purple treasure chest with the key locked inside.
Then MAYBE I'll be nice.
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Friends Comments |
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comments |
Ganondorf
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Oct 27, 2025 9:24 PM
Dammit, man. Why won't you add me?! Come on, it'll
be like old times. We'll rape & pillage, &
then I'll try to kill you on my way to getting
the Triforce lol yea I guess you would still be
bitter about that but shit DON'T FORGET YOUR ROOTS
D00D!!1 |
Ruto
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Oct 27, 2025 12:14 PM
Hey can you pleeeeeeez come out of retirement
and come over to Zora's Fountain and PICK THE
LOCK THAT IS LORD JABU-JABU'S MOUTH SO I CAN GET
OUT?!
P.S. Don't tell my father. |
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Oct 28, 2025 3:02 PM
What?! I just walked over to the other screen
for like, 2 seconds, and you already have a new
sign up?! How'd you do that, dude? You have to
tell me your secret.
Not talking? FINE! I'm going to use it to kill
that crab over there. HI-YAH! |
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