Ezlo
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"Home
is where you hang yourself... wait that can't be right."
Male
Link's Head, HYRULE
Last Login:
12/7/2025 |
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| Ezlo's
Interests |
| General
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Human
head rides, chicken fights, shrinking down to miniscule
(or as I like to call it, regular) size to go lillipad
surfing |
| Music
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The
standards. Bing Crosby's "From The Top Of Your Head"
is a personal favorite, for sentimental reasons. |
| Movies
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Honey,
I Shrunk The Kids
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| Television
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Too
Close For Comfort. I can really relate to a parental figure
living right above the kids like that. |
| Books
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"Blue
Notes under a Green Felt Hat" by David Ritz |
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| Ezlo's
Details |
| Status: |
Currently
living on someone |
| Here
for: |
The
ride |
| Orientation: |
Straight. Don't let the fact that I like being on top
of little boys fool you. I still dig chicks. |
| Sign: |
Sagittarius |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
No
/ Not lately, as Link doesn't like it when his hair gets
soaked with scotch. |
| Children: |
None,
but living on a child's head counts for something. |
| Occupation: |
Fowl-shaped
haberdashery |
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| Ezlo's
Latest Blog Entries |
I went to visit
my cousin in England not too long ago. He lives in this big,
enchanted castle. We're a lot alike, except that when children
put him on & press the Select button, he tells
them where he thinks they should live. Just for kicks, I put
him on top of me. Then he shouted "HYRULE!" and
everybody clapped. Then he put me on top of him, & I said,
"It's a pretty good idea to talk to everybody in town
for clues!" Nobody clapped for me. Ungrateful bastards.
Oh well, at least I had more fun than I would have visiting
my cousin on the other side of the family, who does insurance
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Hopping around is no way to travel on your own, let me tell
you. If only I had legs in this form. Then I could at least
be one of those croquet sticks like in Alice In Wonderland.
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| Ezlo's
Blurbs |
About me:
Once a wise Minish sage, I created a magic wishing hat
that granted the wishes of anyone who wore it. But my
selfish apprentice, Vaati, misused it, & turned me
into this half-bird, half-nightcap thing. How he even
came up with that idea is beyond me. Did he change his
mind mid-chant? I didn't really notice, as I was a little
too busy having a frigg'n curse put on me. |
Who I'd like to meet:
Someone with personality. Link spends a lot of time
hanging out with that Princess Zelda, but I gotta say,
her tiara has never even said a word to me. Maybe it's
just shy.
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Crow
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Dec 6, 2025 2:28 PM
A bird on your head is worth two in the bush,
waiting for you to run by so it can swoop down
& try to peck you to death.
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Link
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Dec 6, 2025 5:37 PM
Oh God, not again! For crying out loud, man, didn't
your mother ever teach you not to swallow your
gum?
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Sarah
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Dec 6, 2025 9:54 PM
Did you just say Hello?
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