Movie PReview: The Avengers
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Marvel Studios and Disney Studios and Shawarma Studios has teamed up to bring you the action packed thriller that gosh dang it, you just can't help but be really really excited for!
All of a sudden, the movie starts with a jolt!The greatest superheroes the summer will ever see have joined up to fight the dude from Withnail and I after he got some botox and took some magic classes. Don't worry, they will save the day, or my name's not Ted Avenger!
One thing I didn't like about this movie was how you haven't gone to go see it yet.
Don't s'hulk about it, just go! This is one ship that is sure to sail again!
In the end, I give this movie 3 stars out of 3, because corporal USA would want it that way .
(all images credit via upload.wikimedia.org. Thanks creative commons!)
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So, this was an idea I had, and it came out pretty terrible.
I’m happy with that!
by xmrblondex on May 31, 2025 8:09 PM EDT reply actions
Yes, what a great film!
I wish the son would talk more, I didn’t know what he wanted!
by xmrblondex on Jun 1, 2025 1:47 PM EDT reply actions
i thought the last image was particularly thoughtful of you!
u.s.a.
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by Jon Bois on Jun 2, 2025 11:56 AM EDT reply actions
This sure is a thing that was written!
by Emily Rowley on Jun 2, 2025 3:22 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
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