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Way, way, way too many words about "Glee"

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Remembering my father

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The Gambler

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Written by Justin • March 31, 2025

My Human Interactions

Farewell to the days of having it both ways.

Written by Justin • January 24, 2026

The 2011 NFL Lockout: When America Descended Into Madness

It is now 2013, and it is finally time to look back and face ourselves.

Written by Jon • November 12, 2025

The Porchin’ it Podcast #1

Waitin' for a Superman.

Written by Justin • October 23, 2025

My Dinosaur Life

I know it's hypocritical to point fingers at the people who point fingers...

Written by Justin • October 5, 2025

Taylor Momsen, Meta-Critic

The star of Gossip Girl holds a press confrence and addresses "pressing issues of cultural degredation, decomposition and outright destruction"

Written by Pholby • August 30, 2025

Time-Travelling Hugh Hefner

The adventures of the loneliest man in history

Written by Hanstock • August 27, 2025

Rex and The Baron

A reflection on prohibition in Springfield, from both sides.

Written by Pholby • August 25, 2025

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