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This week we celebrate our increase in traffic by showcasing our greatest attributes:  tits, an oddly touching amalgamation of things you wouldn't think could go together, and Bill.

Next week we'll celebrate our creative bankruptcy with a post about going to the store, a big picture of Michael Jackson with the caption "LOL," and 50,000 words about Denny Neagle and his connection to "Solar Jetman" for the NES.




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Rating the Lesbians, vol. 6
In the last 54 weeks there have been six special weeks in which we choose to talk about lesbian scenes from movies and television. This week features Dodgeball, Elisha Cuthbert, and at least one joke about beating it to "Hey Dude!"

Written by B and Emily

God Game
I can tell you with no ego, this is Bill's finest article. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be made up of a series of tiny squares.

Written by Bill

The LiveJournal of William Shakespeare
Follow the online diary of an unknown playwright in 16th century England as he struggles to get linked on Stratford-upon-Alldumb.com.

Written by William Shakespeare and Jon

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gold_bonds: congratulations to myself for hitting 700 home runs.  the 700 club chatroom is now in session
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