A Very Scary Progressive Boink Halloween

updated every tuesday » last updated january 25, 2026

THIS WEEK

BOO!

Sorry for scaring you there, friend! Welcome to our second annual Halloween Week here at Progressive Boink. We're celebrating the holiday of ghosts and goblins and you're invited to come along with three scaaaary articles!

Hop aboard this deadly hay ride we call INTERNET!

DUGOUT UPDATED TUESDAY

The Internet Hanna-Barbara HAUNTED Fashion Database
Eight new entries that will have you being afraid of things!!!

Written by B, featuring Emily and Mike

The 50 Worst Halloween Costumes: 2005
Our second annual list of things Mario can dress as to scare you so much you would not believe how scared you are!!!

Written by B, Jon, Mike, and Nick

The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Holiday Pageant
If Lord Zedd had his day every day would be Halloween!!!

Written by B

CLASSIC P-BOI In addition to our weekly new additions, we also like to highlight some of our older stuff. This week, we shine the spotlight on some articles that are pretty scary if we do say so ourselves!!!
	Scary Costumes 2004 Mario dressed as an article from last year. by B, Jon, and Nick
	Friday the 13th Classic NES review. by B
	The Craft Movie review w/ crafts by Emily
	Goosebumps Make that title all bumpy and slimy looking. by Nick
	Scary Games Game reviews in a deep depression. by B
	The Real Ghostbusters And why they were real. by Mike

SUBSECTIONS
The Internet Hanna-Barbara Fashion Database	Things That Are Old Or Had Happened In The Past.com	HySpace.com: A Kingdom For Friends	The Dugout: MLB Chat Room Archives	B = Best!!11	Professional Career Development Institute

	Clemente: This is it, Joel. Football season is going to be gone soon.
	Joel: I know.
	Clemente: What do we do?
	Joel: Enjoy it.

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