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Laruto
 
"May the winds of fortune blow with you"

Female

Earth Temple, HYRULE

Last Login:
11/21/2005


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   Laruto's Interests
General Prayer.   Helping inanimate objects retain the ability to repel evil. ... well, same thing, really.
Music Zora Sage Francis
Movies "Jason's Earth God Lyric."  I also really love the Marx Brothers, especially Harpo.
Television Joe Millionaire, even though I was really pissed off by the ending.
Books Are You There Earth God It's Me, Earth Margaret by Judy Blume


   Laruto's Details
Status: The last of an extinct race, like Daniel-Day Lewis or Denver Dinosaur.
Here for: Harpies.  No, you're supposed to pronounce it like "har-pees."  I'm not here for vagina. 
Orientation: Destroyed
Sign: Pices
Smoke / Drink: No / A kind spirit
Children: I'm out of luck unless I settle for Fishman and his "small fry."
Occupation: Zora Sage (I'll never tell, I'm 29 forever!)



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Laruto's Latest Blog Entries
I'm supposed to be getting a successor here eventually but I'm worried.  There's a nice young Rito girl named Medli who would do a great job, but if I combine my spirit with hers it might cause her to lose all brain power and function.  The last thing I want is a Vegetable Medli.   ( Add Comment )

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May the winds of fortune blow me.    ( Add Comment )

Link, stop it.  No matter how much you bug me I'm not going to send you a "legendary picture."  Who knows who you'll show it to, and who knows what they'll make of it.    ( Add Comment )

After his defeat at the hands of the Hero of Time, Ganondorf was locked away behind a great seal.  But none of us could've guessed that "Kiss From a Rose" would age badly and Ganon would be set free!  Now you must find Heidi Klum and her ugly, ugly child to help restore peace to Hyrule!

Hurry Link, fly like an eagle, to the sea!    ( Add Comment )


   Laruto's Blurbs
About me:
O great hero, chosen by the Master Sword! My name is Laruto. I am a Zora sage. For an age, I offered my prayers here in the Earth Temple, praying that the power to repel evil would ever remain within the Master Sword. And yet...

Wait, you aren't the great hero.   You're browsing Hyspace.  My name is Laruto and I love drinking and hanging out with friends!

Who I'd like to meet:
A man who will just stop messing around with the wand and give me the updown.gif (1134 bytes)updown.gif (1134 bytes)updown.gif (1134 bytes)updown.gif (1134 bytes) OH GOD


    Laruto's Friend Space
Displaying 8 of Laruto's Friends.
Fishman
Indigo-Gos
King of Red Lions
Link
Lord Jabu-Jabu
Lord Jabun
Makar
Ruto
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Laruto's Friends Comments
Displaying 3 of 3 comments
Kobashi



Oct 1, 2025 10:30 PM

LARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Daniel-San



Nov 30, 2025 3:25 PM

What are you going to do when I start pushing you around?
Johnny

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Nov 30, 2025 3:25 PM

Daniel, Laruto is going to fight!
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