Hey! Let's talk merchandise!

[Josh]

[Bismark]

I don't know if I'd bother responding to anyone that didn't know what Calvinball is.
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[Kirbyoto]

But shouldn't you do your part to make them a better person? I mean, maybe they just have never heard of it. Is ignorance a sin?

I mean, if they're like "Calvinball pfft more like FAGinball" then yes, you should probably take out their kneecaps. With a truck.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH U WOMAN?????

[Bismark]

But see, then explaining it would more than likely lead to comments like "Oh, it's from a comic?" since knowing C&H would also mean knowing Calvinball, then I'd be forced to Cape Fear a mouthful of their cheek right off of their face.
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[Mike]

You have peers who don't know what Calvin & Hobbes is? Do you fucking work a floor above the Under A Rock department?
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[Bismark]

No, but I'm just saying IF I did. The subject was whether or not I would bother to try and educate someone that didn't know what Calvinball was, instead of just making soup of them right then and there.
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[William]

My friends, who have some pretty good t-shirts, have admitted that my Calvinball one owns them.
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Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.

[Tiffany]

[Bismark]

English teacher, right?
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[Josh]

Hell, my english teacher didn't know but that's probably because she was Philippine. I was pretending to be schocked that the girl next to me had never seen a game of Calvinball and she asked the teacher and the teacher was confused and starting asking me questions about it. That's when I admitted that I was just messing around but the girl insisted "No! You have the shirt!!"
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Jon and Justin are smooth criminals and you have been struck by them

[Tiffany]

Therefore it must be true!!
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Boiskov: He cries when he gets on an elevator and the button for his destination floor has already been pushed, because he would have liked to have been the one to push the button.

[Alicia]

[Bismark]

Of all the options you just gave us, which one do you think is going to stick?
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[Alicia]

Alright, I guess I'll be known as the Philipenis girl.
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icesk8erkn: WHO R THO

[Tiffany]

Actually, it was my psychology teacher. It's bold to assume that all English teachers read Calvin and Hobbes.
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Boiskov: He cries when he gets on an elevator and the button for his destination floor has already been pushed, because he would have liked to have been the one to push the button.

[Bismark]

So what's with the mens' baseball T only coming in L? Because sometimes I stand in a "he must love french fries" zone.
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[Mike]

Aw what the fuck, I didn't know that.
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[Mugsy]

I love getting asked what Calvinball is, because it just leads to me saying "ONLY THE BEST SPORT THERE IS!" and then refusing to explain it to them until they literally beg me. My mastery of minor tortures knows no bounds.

If you guys end up making a new T-Shirt (I hope I hope) I would love to see either a Hyspace related one or a THOG one. That would be quite the bum-ruling experience for me.
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WAAAOOOOOOOWWWW!

[Tiffany]

hey look free advertising!
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Boiskov: He cries when he gets on an elevator and the button for his destination floor has already been pushed, because he would have liked to have been the one to push the button.

[Mike]

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