5/2 Update

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Update:
1. Information that updates something.
2. The act or an instance of bringing something up to date.
3. An updated version of something.

We:
Used as a modifier before a noun

We updated.
We updated.

9 new Hanna Barbera Database entries
https://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/ihbfd.htm

Emily finishes up The Stand
https://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/thestand4.htm

folby being folby
https://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/shame.htm
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[Jim]

AHHHHHHH

IHBFd UPDATE!!!

Edit: Thumbs are up in every direction, gang.

[Greg]

Pholby, for the love of god, if you don't post something every week for the rest of your life, I WILL STAB THIS TEDDY!

Great job from all you guys. Emily, probably the best part of the Stand posts, though I might need a refresher since it's been *check's watch* nine years since I last read them. IHBFd update funny as ever, though I'd like to know which of you guys wrote what.
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[the judo madonna]

i laughed, i cried, i post-poned my paper on women's movement abeyance for a little bit longer.

yay for youz guys!

totally with you on immense physical violence on the tucker max guy, too.
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[ThatDamnFurry]

Charlie Chan, CGI Godhand, and beating up Tucker Max? Awesome. It's not like I really needed to sleep tonight anyway.
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[Mike]

[DGMacphee]

Great, great piece, pholby. Have only read that yours so far, but you really, really sucker-punched the point. Damn good. Bra-fucking-vo!!

Just one little idea though: did you ever think about mentioning something about yourself along the same lines as the subjects you mentioned? Like something about yourself that should seem shameful but you feel you don't have to feel any shame over, that you accept?

Just throwing the idea out there as interesting thought/experiment/tangent to the article.
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A suitable ending, I think!

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[DJ Jazzy Jeff]

Pholby, that was great. I found myself nodding my head and being like "Damn right!" or, "Y'know...he has a point" the entire time I was reading your article. Well done!
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[mreow]

Pholby, I'm glad to see your writing on the site. I'll love to see more in the future. Emily congratulations on finishing the epic task of exploring The Stand. Your writing is humorous and enchanting.
I also forgot about that Ed Grimley cartoon until now. I can't imagine who was a huge fan of that.

[endlessmike]

great update! nice to see another full-length pholby article. Emily, i have enjoyed your observations on the stand but now i am sure i am not going to watch it.

[pholby]

[webber]

I clicked folby's link from the forum, and didn't see the nsfw warning on the frontpage
i hope i dont get fired

[ghostmail]

I think Pholby is on a roll. Good working calling tucker out Eltreearino. And why Didn't Go Larry go get a star?

[DGMacphee]

[TheEvilGingivitis]

I particularily liked Pholby's article this week. Very interesting.
And for whatever reason, I now have a compelling urge to speak to him using only Vicious Whisper quotes.

[soda]

Pholby, that was great. Good job. Anything that makes me feel okay for hating Tucker Max is good in my book.
IHBFDb updates were good, I especially liked the one about Tom.
Emily I swear I'll read your article, but I need to read from the beginning (i.e. part one)-- I still haven't read a lot of stuff in the archives. If I don't post back here again to sing your praises (or be really critical and mean), you have my permission to unleash a biological weapon on my hometown or something.
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[Kirbyoto]

Top 3 things about the IHBFDB (in no particular order):

1) "The show only lasted for 16 episodes, but it lives on in the hearts of anybody gay enough to play "Vampire: The Masquerade," choose the Toreador clan, and think they're cool when they say their art of choice is the "art of WAR." " and associated Castlevania quote.
2) Everything making fun of Ed Grimley. I mean, man. He deserves it.
3) The sad, empty lives of Spear Chucking Natives.

Also, what the hell. Charlie Chan doesn't even look Asian in that picture. He looks black. If you told me that was an Asian I would refute your claim incredulously!

also if you send his dog into space then we have what is called a "chu chu rocket"
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH U WOMAN?????

[Ragingape]

Emily, The Stand is your epic. It has been throughly enjoyable throughout and I only wish it could continue. Of course, this would require more episodes of this trash that you would be forced to watch so I'm sure you don't want that at all. Great work.

[Edam]