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Joe Satriani
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Steve Vai
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2025 12:02 pm    Post subject: Who is the better guitarist? Reply with quote

Steve Vai was a student of Satriani's at Berkley, though I'm not sure if that's a positive or a negative attribute. I'd lean towards negative. I find that Vai's guitar work is often more impressive than Satriani's, though the quality of entertainment is definitely suffering.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2025 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I vote for Satch. Vai's playing is often too flashy for me. It's like listening to a Baz Luhrmann movie, which I suppose would be the next-worst thing to watching one. Vai is more about technicality and how fast he can play, with no real emotion behind it. It's too clean. Kind of like the difference between Nuno Bettencourt and Angus Young. While Angus isn't as flashy, it's more raw and memorable. Satriani's bag is that he plays pop and rock songs with no vocals. "Surfing With the Alien", "The Extremist" and "Time Machine" are three completely amazing albums, and "Always With Me, Always With You" is at once the greatest instrumental pop song and the greatest instrumental love song at the same time. I also do a righteous air guitar to it. In my opinion, the best thing Vai ever did was David Lee Roth's "Eat 'Em and Smile". And while G3 is a pretty phenomenal supergroup, they themselves are dwarfed by McLaughlin, DiMeola and De Lucia.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2025 2:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Satriani has tastier licks, but Vai has chunkier notes. It is a tie.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2025 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Satriani. Same reasons Sundown mentioned.

However there is a local artist in Jacksonville who is better than both of them to me. I will swear up and down that he is the best guitarist I've ever heard. And the best thing is that he was the one who taught the guitarist of the band I manage. The best roots for him, I think.

In any case, his name is Tony Smotherman, and his website is here:
http://www.tonysmotherman.com/
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2025 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smotherman is Spider-Man's 26th worst villain. He walks around holding a big pillow.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2025 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neil Peart.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2025 8:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SundownMotel wrote:
Smotherman is Spider-Man's 26th worst villain. He walks around holding a big pillow.

Well he also plays a mean guitar. On off days of course.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2025 1:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mugsy wrote:
Satriani. Same reasons Sundown mentioned.

However there is a local artist in Jacksonville who is better than both of them to me. I will swear up and down that he is the best guitarist I've ever heard. And the best thing is that he was the one who taught the guitarist of the band I manage. The best roots for him, I think.

In any case, his name is Tony Smotherman, and his website is here:
http://www.tonysmotherman.com/


I really can't stand this guy. He plays Peavey guitars through Line 6 amps to get a shrill artificial high-gain sound, and he ends up with worse tone than Santana at the Grammys. Maybe he posted the worst recordings of himself he could find, but I didn't see anything in there that could put him within 10 pegs of Satriani or Vai. I'm sure he's much better in person, but I'm sure that Satriana and Vai are too.

On Topic: Vai. I don't especially like either, but he does some hit and miss experimenting, and the "hits" are mindblowing.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2025 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're right that they aren't good recordings, but the man is a prodigy, trust me. I can understand not liking a brand's sound and all, but I'm not sure how you got the conclusion of a bad tone in this. I'm not hearing it. Out of curiosity, what songs did you listen to?
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2025 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Satch. More creative writing, much more melodic. Plus, Steve Vai is a tool. Best song = Flying in a Blue Dream
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2025 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe Satriani didn't lose the soul of an old black man to the Karate Kid & therefore wins by default.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2025 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mugsy wrote:
You're right that they aren't good recordings, but the man is a prodigy, trust me. I can understand not liking a brand's sound and all, but I'm not sure how you got the conclusion of a bad tone in this. I'm not hearing it. Out of curiosity, what songs did you listen to?


I'm by no means an amazing guitar player, but even I could figure out everything he was playing within 5 minutes. I listened to bth Little Wing soundclips, which sounded nothing like the Hendrix version...sorta cool, but pretty simple. I also listened to Third Rock from the Sun, or something like that. And the tone...it sounded god-awful on the recording, understandably, but his gear page lists Line 6 and Peavey Guitars together. Nothing good has ever come of that.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2025 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, he uses Peavey guitars? Smother-Man should know better.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2025 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Comedy Esteban option.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2025 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Mugsy wrote:
You're right that they aren't good recordings, but the man is a prodigy, trust me. I can understand not liking a brand's sound and all, but I'm not sure how you got the conclusion of a bad tone in this. I'm not hearing it. Out of curiosity, what songs did you listen to?


I'm by no means an amazing guitar player, but even I could figure out everything he was playing within 5 minutes. I listened to bth Little Wing soundclips, which sounded nothing like the Hendrix version...sorta cool, but pretty simple. I also listened to Third Rock from the Sun, or something like that. And the tone...it sounded god-awful on the recording, understandably, but his gear page lists Line 6 and Peavey Guitars together. Nothing good has ever come of that.


Well you'd beat me in a technical argument, definately, being that I spent a grand total of a day teachng myself guitar once, and thats all I have to go on in that respect (IE nothing). All know for fact is that in person this guy made my friend who was with me weep tears of joy (not even kidding. I need new friends. Preferably ones who aren't FAGMOS). Those recordigns really do him no justice, as you know, so I stand firm that he is my #1 guy.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2025 5:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll go with Satriani. Vai is more fun to watch, and he's damn fine, but some of the Joe's solos my father has played for me have had me drop my jaw.
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