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MarkPrevious: /takes a bite of a soft-boiled egg |
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**Online Host**
MarkPrevious has cracked 32 teeth and will not be available to make today's start. |
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MarkPrevious: goach i bwoag my toofis, am a nod afailamull do mayge a day stort |
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BakersDozen: Oh really, what is it this time? The gout? Colorado tick fever? A scheming coyote drop an anvil with fireworks all over it onto your head? |
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MarkPrevious: no i bwoagged my toofis |
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BakersDozen: So this is going to be your seventh stint on the DL in your five year career, right? |
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MarkPrevious: /nods head "yes," pulls muscle in neck |
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BakersDozen: and so far this year you're 0-4 with an ERA of almost 8 in the FOUR GAMES you've played |
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MarkPrevious: /nods head "yes," ear falls off side of head |
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BakersDozen: so we can't even count on you for the decentish game that, like, Eric Gagne pitches during his biannual four innings between injuries |
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MarkPrevious: /shakes head "no," brain falls out of hole in side of head |
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BakersDozen: and you are making almost FOUR MILLION DOLLARS to do this |
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MarkPrevious: /nods head "yes," is eaten by savages |
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BakersDozen: and I'M the one who is losing MY job because a GOAT has made us so comically bad for A HUNDRED YEARS that you have been VOODOO CURSED with the body of a 700 YEAR OLD GAY CHILD |
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MarkPrevious: /is pile of bones |
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**Online Host**
MarkPrevious has broken 206 bones. |
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BakersDozen: Heavens to BUTTFUCKING MERGATROID, Glendon Rusch, how much money to you make a year |
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Rusch_MovingPictures: you pay me solicited high-fives, coach |
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BakersDozen: Good, go out there and pitch, you're starting today. |
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Rusch_MovingPictures: Woohoo! Everything's coming up Glendon! |
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Rusch_MovingPictures: /does well, surprisingly |
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BakersDozen: .... well I'll be |
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lumberjacks_kerrywood: coach help i'm being backed into a corner by an assemblance of snakes |
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BakersDozen: GLENDON! KILL THOSE SNAKES |
