By B - 9-28-05
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YESWayJose:  Raffi bent over and I stuck it right in his buttcheek, and he goes "ya hoo hoo weee" like Goofy when he fell mountiains et al.
MontgomGaryWard:  very interesting
YESWayJose:  You know who else did steroids with me?
MontgomGaryWard:  who
YESWayJose:  Nolan Ryan.  And you know who else?
MontgomGaryWard:  who
YESWayJose:  Jimmy Stewart.  You know, the guy from "It's a Wonderful Life."  And you know who else?
MontgomGaryWard:  nuh uh who
YESWayJose:  Lassie.
MontgomGaryWard:  lassie dog??
YESWayJose:  The very same.  I'm taking BP in Oakland and this dog runs up to me like AR AR AR and I'm all, "WHAT IS IT GIRL."
YESWayJose:  Stan Javier speaks dog and told me later that some kid was trapped in a mine shaft but I didn't know that, I thought girl wanted improved strength.
MontgomGaryWard:  make sense
YESWayJose:  Oh you should've seen her after that.  Pa (or whoever) called her home for dinner and Lassie took off running.  She left fire in her tracks like the Delorian off Back to the Future
MontgomGaryWard:  jose. . . you created super lassie dog!!!!
YESWayJose:  Like children don't owe me enough already.