I thought about changing the words of this comic to make Superman say "I don't
want to fight you, Hulk -- but you've given me such a huge boner!" to which the Hulk
could then say "HULK SMASH PUNY BONER HULK IS HARDEST THERE IS." That kind
of humor would get me a job working for a popular comedy magazine, who could then alienate
even the 8-year old retards who preferred them to MAD by becoming too sexual for them and
too terribly conceived for anyone else. Then Sylvester P. Smythe could dress up like
Spider-Man and tell me he wants to fuck me.
I decided against it.