Look at the big baby cry! I will never respect a gay!
Diddya see that exclamation above the title about the double-sized shocker? I
tried to give that to my girlfriend once and she slapped my wrist and said no way buster!!
Okay, when I said "tried to give that" I mean that I put my hand on the
scanner, and by "to my girlfriend" I mean that I later pointed at a girl I saw.
It was absolutely the least I could do.