At least Sears Tower is still up. |
Mutant children born to men! |
I don't really understand the choice of imagery. A plague of Dutch elm disease? |
Emanating from women's heads! |
Reverend! Rev--Reverend! Look! I squished a bug. Wanna see it? |
People getting along. A sign of the apocalypse. I'm serious. |
The United Nations. Sign of the apocal--are you beginning to see the problem here? |
The decline of Derek Jeter as a major world power! |
The increase in muggers doing the Charleston! |
Hosted by John Kerry? What the fuck? |
