The most non-Jewy Jews the world has ever known. I think Frankie Avalon's in there.
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Believe it or not, most if not all pre-millenial dispensationalists' (let's just say PMDs from now on) views on conflict in the middle east are based on who they think is supposed to control what in order for the end of the world to come.
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Aha ha. Yeah. This more than anything should make PMDs feel remarkably safe about the world ending. If the country your prophecy requires to be a major military force is still lining up for toilet paper, you can take a breather for a while.
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Santa Claus.
Vincent Price.
Lawrence of Arabia.
Coming this summer.
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Eh.. Hell, I could have an army if I told people "serve me or else". The People's Liberation Army has 2.2 million active members, with 206 million fit for military service if they had a draft. So yes, China could field an army that size if they decided to gather up every fucking male aged 15-49 who wasn't morbidly obese, sick or otherwise debilitated. I don't think they have that many outfits, though.
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I'm not really sure what the European Union has to do with the Roman empire, but the Bible is full of Roman references and they have to make them applicable somehow.
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Science! Setting plates on fire! Wearing necklaces!
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And their effect on cavemen!
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Um.. In France!!! ...200 years ago!!!
Maybe they're saying historical re-enactors will cause the apocalypse. That I'll believe.
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Shit I left my fork in the microwave--
AIEEEEEE
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