Hey, she put on lipstick while we were gone.

Pfft. What happened to you, Man. I remember when you were cool. Say, if Man sells out to Satan, does everyone who sold out to the Man belong to Satan now? Does Man retain the rights to pre-existing franchises? How does that work?

And why is that snake wrapped around the branch belly outwards?

Hey, watch your language.

If you're having trouble keeping up, the lamb and the lion are Jesus. Which means the white guy with jet black hair and jawline scruff is Jesus.

Or Chris Gaines. One of the two. But I'm leaning towards Jesus.

Then again.. Shit.

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