Story Archives - Progressive Boink

Pragmatic Futurist Bookie: How Will The NFL End?

by Jon Bois on Aug 27, 2025 11:50 AM EDT - 10 comments

AFL: The 10 Most Humorous Or Concerning 'Dick' Names In Professional Wrestling

by Brandon Stroud on Aug 24, 2025 2:13 PM EDT - 3 comments

Like A Massa, By Kevin Williamson.

by Kyle Daly on Aug 24, 2025 1:02 PM EDT - 1 comment

TV Listings From Every TV Show Universe.

by Jon Bois on Aug 23, 2025 12:07 PM EDT - 1 comment

Lunch Judgment, Week 4: Tell Us About The Lunch You Had/Are Having Today.

by Jon Bois on Aug 22, 2025 2:12 PM EDT - 199 comments

Exclusive: Rep. Todd Akin Speaks Out.

by Kyle Daly on Aug 20, 2025 12:38 PM EDT - 12 comments

The Nix Family Baby Names List.

by SundownMotel on Aug 17, 2025 12:05 PM EDT - 25 comments

Least Worst: True Blood

by Emily Rowley on Aug 16, 2025 12:28 PM EDT - 7 comments

Lunch Judgment, Week 3: Tell Me About The Lunch You Had Or Are Having Today.

by Jon Bois on Aug 15, 2025 2:32 PM EDT - 184 comments

Revisiting The 2002 RadioShack Catalog, Part 3.

by Jon Bois on Aug 14, 2025 11:58 AM EDT - 18 comments

Things To Never/Always Say To Paul Ryan.

by Kyle Daly on Aug 13, 2025 12:37 PM EDT - 17 comments

The Worst Sports Game App: Stickman Parkour.

by SundownMotel on Aug 10, 2025 2:08 PM EDT - 6 comments

An Attempted Piece About My Grandfather, And How He Was Awesome.

by Brandon Stroud on Aug 9, 2025 1:23 PM EDT - 29 comments

Lunch Judgment, Week 2: Tell Me About The Lunch You Had Or Are Having Today.

by Jon Bois on Aug 8, 2025 2:09 PM EDT - 222 comments

Twitter Twuesday: Andy Borowitz Is Hilarious, But Not On Purpose.

by Kyle Daly on Aug 7, 2025 2:00 PM EDT - 11 comments

Things To Never/Always Say To A Libertarian.

by Jon Bois on Aug 7, 2025 12:53 PM EDT - 104 comments

Progressive Boink's Week In Review: July 30th-August 3rd.

by Kyle Daly on Aug 3, 2025 7:39 PM EDT

AFL: The 10 Least Prestigious Films Of (Porn) Actress Allie Sin.

by Brandon Stroud on Aug 3, 2025 1:50 PM EDT - 10 comments

Make Time For An Old Friend: NetworkTVOnline.info.

by Jon Bois on Aug 3, 2025 12:17 PM EDT - 4 comments

The Top 10 Olympic Nations' Flags Most Clearly Designed By Middle Schoolers.

by Kyle Daly on Aug 2, 2025 1:05 PM EDT - 8 comments

Lunch Judgment: Tell Us About The Lunch You Had Or Are Having Today.

by Jon Bois on Aug 1, 2025 12:57 PM EDT - 214 comments

Building The Ultimate Paul Giamatti Film.

by SundownMotel on Jul 31, 2025 2:40 PM EDT - 11 comments

Exclusive: Jonah Lehrer's Resignation Letter From The New Yorker.

by Kyle Daly on Jul 31, 2025 11:00 AM EDT - 3 comments

The 9 Questions Answered By 'The Net.'

by Jon Bois on Jul 30, 2025 1:47 PM EDT - 22 comments

Etaurnity: The Latest In Centaur-Themed Young Adult Supernatural Fiction.

by SundownMotel on Jul 30, 2025 12:53 PM EDT - 2 comments

Progressive Boink's Week In Review: July 23rd-27th.

by Kyle Daly on Jul 27, 2025 6:14 PM EDT

AFL: The 15 Greatest Characters In 'Magnolia.'

by SundownMotel on Jul 27, 2025 1:25 PM EDT - 9 comments

Let's Play A Game: Your Best Hypothetical Late-Era Simpsons Synopsis.

by Kyle Daly on Jul 26, 2025 1:59 PM EDT - 18 comments

Everyone's Unfinished Screenplay: Intergalactic High Noon.

by SundownMotel on Jul 25, 2025 2:07 PM EDT - 9 comments

Revisiting The RadioShack Product Catalog, Part 2.

by Jon Bois on Jul 24, 2025 12:16 PM EDT - 31 comments

Weird Advertising: Blue Tax.

by SundownMotel on Jul 23, 2025 2:30 PM EDT - 2 comments

Hey Guys, Let's Maybe Not Be Totally Gross.

by Kyle Daly on Jul 23, 2025 11:34 AM EDT - 16 comments

Progressive Boink's Week In Review: July 16th-20th.

by Jon Bois on Jul 20, 2025 5:41 PM EDT - 1 comment

AFL: 15 Best Colors Based On Their Hypothetical Top YouTube Comment

by Brandon Stroud on Jul 20, 2025 3:23 PM EDT - 15 comments

Couch Census, July 20th Update: There Are 698 Couches In The Entire World!

by Jon Bois on Jul 20, 2025 1:49 PM EDT - 21 comments

The Dark Knight Rises, Rotten Tomatoes, And The GIVE ME WHAT I WANT Culture.

by Kyle Daly on Jul 19, 2025 3:46 PM EDT - 19 comments

The Saddest Bucket List Entries.

by SundownMotel on Jul 19, 2025 12:39 PM EDT - 227 comments

Old And All Alone: A 20th Anniversary MxPx Retrospective.

by SundownMotel on Jul 18, 2025 12:06 PM EDT - 32 comments

Revisiting The 2002 RadioShack Catalog.

by Jon Bois on Jul 17, 2025 11:56 AM EDT - 36 comments

Fuck You, Buster Sales: Training At Blockbuster Video In The 1990s

by Brandon Stroud on Jul 16, 2025 3:21 PM EDT - 32 comments

Story of Intrigue: Breaking/Bad

by Kyle Daly on Jul 16, 2025 1:10 PM EDT - 8 comments

Progressive Boink's Week In Review: July 9th-13th.

by Kyle Daly on Jul 13, 2025 5:39 PM EDT

AFL: The Top 13 Not-So-Great Jack Kirby Characters With Awesome Names.

by Brandon Stroud on Jul 13, 2025 1:47 PM EDT - 8 comments

Couch Census, July 13th Update: There Are 664 Couches In The Entire World.

by Jon Bois on Jul 13, 2025 12:15 PM EDT - 14 comments

'Leverage,' And The Phenomenon Of The TV Show You Will Never, Ever See Or Think About.

by Kyle Daly on Jul 12, 2025 1:33 PM EDT - 9 comments

'Tour de France' Is French For 'Tour Of France': A Guide To Bike Racing.

by Pete Holby on Jul 12, 2025 12:01 PM EDT - 4 comments

The 15 Bestworst Moments Of MasterChef, Numbers 5 Through 1.

by Jon Bois on Jul 11, 2025 11:23 AM EDT - 4 comments

The 15 Bestworst Moments Of MasterChef, Numbers 10 Through 6.

by Jon Bois on Jul 11, 2025 11:23 AM EDT - 2 comments

Grown Adults Crying About Food: The 15 Bestworst Moments Of MasterChef.

by Jon Bois on Jul 11, 2025 11:23 AM EDT - 9 comments

Make Time For An Old Friend: 'Truth Or Dare.'

by Jon Bois on Jul 10, 2025 2:44 PM EDT - 4 comments

Weird Advertising: Lady Antebellum & Lipton Iced Tea.

by SundownMotel on Jul 10, 2025 12:43 PM EDT - 18 comments

Survey Results: We Paid $5 Or So For Radiohead's 'In Rainbows,' And We're Cool With It.

by Jon Bois on Jul 9, 2025 2:12 PM EDT - 25 comments

In Defense Of The Stupid, Uninformed Opinion.

by Emily Rowley on Jul 9, 2025 12:33 PM EDT - 5 comments

Progressive Boink's Week In Review: July 2nd-6th.

by Kyle Daly on Jul 6, 2025 6:08 PM EDT

AFL: The 15 Worst Fighters In The 1988 'Bloodsport' Kumite.

by Brandon Stroud on Jul 6, 2025 2:47 PM EDT - 7 comments

Couch Census, July 6th Update: There Are Now Over 600 Couches In The Entire World.

by Jon Bois on Jul 6, 2025 12:24 PM EDT - 26 comments

The Wire Of Intrigue: Season Five.

by Kyle Daly on Jul 5, 2025 2:24 PM EDT - 5 comments

Weird Advertising: Carfax.

by SundownMotel on Jul 5, 2025 12:01 PM EDT - 7 comments

The Trouble With Aaron Sorkin.

by Kyle Daly on Jul 3, 2025 1:18 PM EDT - 14 comments

The Dugout: You Gotta Keep Jim Thome Way Down In The Hole, Part 1

by Brandon Stroud on Jul 2, 2025 2:40 PM EDT - 13 comments

Make Time For An Old Friend: Fred And Sharon's 'Peace Or War.'

by Jon Bois on Jul 2, 2025 12:29 PM EDT - 17 comments

Progressive Boink's Week In Review: June 25th-29th.

by Jon Bois on Jun 29, 2025 5:34 PM EDT

AFL: The 16 Worst Names In The Holy Bible.

by Brandon Stroud on Jun 29, 2025 2:03 PM EDT - 20 comments

Couch Census, June 29th Update: There Are Well Over 500 Couches In The World! WOW!

by Jon Bois on Jun 29, 2025 11:23 AM EDT - 27 comments

10 MORE Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship.

by Kyle Daly on Jun 28, 2025 12:44 PM EDT - 10 comments

Band-Themed Restaurants: Anatomy Of A Joke.

by SundownMotel on Jun 27, 2025 2:52 PM EDT - 89 comments

The Wire Of Intrigue: Season Four.

by Kyle Daly on Jun 27, 2025 12:12 PM EDT - 11 comments

IMPORTANT SURVEY: How Much Did You Pay For Radiohead's 'In Rainbows'?

by Jon Bois on Jun 26, 2025 2:39 PM EDT - 57 comments

Twitter Twuesday: The Search For The Most Unintentionally Funny Twitter Account.

by Kyle Daly on Jun 26, 2025 12:56 PM EDT - 7 comments

Meet 'Guy On The Internet,' Champion Of The Dullards.

by Jon Bois on Jun 25, 2025 12:34 PM EDT - 27 comments

AFL: Top 10 Least Threatening-Looking Professional Wrestlers Named 'Ricky'.

by Brandon Stroud on Jun 22, 2025 3:56 PM EDT - 11 comments

Progressive Boink's Week In Review: June 18th-22nd.

by Jon Bois on Jun 22, 2025 3:28 PM EDT

Couch Census, June 22nd Update: There Are Nearly 500 Couches In The Entire World.

by Jon Bois on Jun 22, 2025 12:45 PM EDT - 30 comments

The 10 People You'll Meet At Church Youth Group.

by SundownMotel on Jun 21, 2025 1:39 PM EDT - 22 comments

No One Cares About Adam Carolla.

by Kyle Daly on Jun 21, 2025 12:22 PM EDT - 24 comments

The Wire Of Intrigue: Season Three.

by Kyle Daly on Jun 20, 2025 1:36 PM EDT - 17 comments

Lance Armstrong Probably Doped: So Much Smoke In Search Of A Gun.

by Pete Holby on Jun 20, 2025 11:55 AM EDT - 9 comments

Twitter Twuesday: The Search For The Most Unintentionally Funny Twitter Account.

by Kyle Daly on Jun 19, 2025 2:21 PM EDT - 13 comments

Lance Armstrong Probably Doped. No One Should Care.

by Pete Holby on Jun 19, 2025 12:00 PM EDT - 3 comments

The Dada iPhone App Store: LloydAvoid, Your Anti-Moseby Solution.

by Jon Bois on Jun 18, 2025 2:01 PM EDT - 20 comments

The Next Evolutions Of Little Caesars.

by SundownMotel on Jun 18, 2025 12:19 PM EDT - 14 comments

Progressive Boink's Week in Review.

by Kyle Daly on Jun 15, 2025 6:10 PM EDT - 4 comments

AFL: 13 Dumbest Haircuts Ernest Got From His Deaf Barber On 'Hey Vern, It's Ernest!'

by Brandon Stroud on Jun 15, 2025 3:08 PM EDT - 11 comments

Couch Census, June 15th Update: Some Thoughts On Upstairs Couches.

by Jon Bois on Jun 15, 2025 12:19 PM EDT - 26 comments

40 MORE Of The Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings.

by SundownMotel on Jun 14, 2025 11:42 AM EDT - 18 comments

40 MORE Of The Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings, Numbers 10 Through 1.

by SundownMotel on Jun 14, 2025 11:38 AM EDT - 21 comments

40 MORE Of The Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings, Numbers 20 Through 11.

by SundownMotel on Jun 14, 2025 11:37 AM EDT - 3 comments

40 MORE Of The Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings, Numbers 30 Through 21.

by SundownMotel on Jun 14, 2025 11:37 AM EDT - 5 comments

The Wire Of Intrigue: Season Two.

by Kyle Daly on Jun 13, 2025 12:57 PM EDT - 18 comments

The Two Guys Not Wearing 'One Thunder' Shirts Meet In The Concessions Line: A One-Act Play.

by Jon Bois on Jun 13, 2025 11:19 AM EDT - 4 comments

One Thousand Drops of Rain.

by Kyle Daly on Jun 12, 2025 1:44 PM EDT - 5 comments

'And Then Teddy Roosevelt Fights A DINOSAUR': Further Adventures In Presidential Swashbuckling.

by Emily Rowley on Jun 12, 2025 11:07 AM EDT - 21 comments

The Most Ominous Possible Objects To Be Found Out By The Garbage And Marked For Bedbug Infestation.

by Jon Bois on Jun 11, 2025 2:36 PM EDT - 12 comments

The End of Elec-SNORE-al Politics: Voting Through The Multiverse.

by Pete Holby on Jun 11, 2025 1:44 PM EDT - 7 comments

Progressive Boink's Week in Review.

by Kyle Daly on Jun 8, 2025 5:30 PM EDT - 2 comments

The Arbitrary Friday List: Ranking Michelle Tanner's Friends.

by Brandon Stroud on Jun 8, 2025 3:43 PM EDT - 34 comments

Couch Census, June 8th Update: There Are Over 300 Couches In The Entire World.

by Jon Bois on Jun 8, 2025 10:56 AM EDT - 47 comments

Baseball Players Are Comic Book Characters: New York Yankees

by SundownMotel on Jun 7, 2025 2:01 PM EDT - 3 comments

Poorror Stories: True Adventures From Financially Destitute Times.

by Jon Bois on Jun 7, 2025 11:36 AM EDT - 8 comments

The Wire of Intrigue: Season One.

by Kyle Daly on Jun 6, 2025 1:00 PM EDT - 17 comments

Wikipedia Brown, And The Case Of The Smashed Snow Globe.

by SundownMotel on Jun 6, 2025 11:09 AM EDT - 17 comments

An Oral History of the Romney Presidency, Part Two.

by Kyle Daly on Jun 5, 2025 1:37 PM EDT - 4 comments

Earth's Terrible Secret.

by Jon Bois on Jun 5, 2025 11:17 AM EDT - 8 comments

Why Microsoft Office Costs $200: A Budget Breakdown.

by Jon Bois on Jun 4, 2025 1:26 PM EDT - 11 comments

An Oral History Of The Romney Presidency, Part One.

by Kyle Daly on Jun 4, 2025 12:28 PM EDT - 5 comments

Hipster Band Names, As Interpreted By Your Parents.

by SundownMotel on Jun 4, 2025 10:51 AM EDT - 124 comments

Progressive Boink's Week In Review.

by Kyle Daly on Jun 1, 2025 3:29 PM EDT - 7 comments

Introducing: The Couch Census. How Many Couches Are There In The Entire World?

by Jon Bois on Jun 1, 2025 1:00 PM EDT - 214 comments

Extremely Loud And Incredibly Home Alone.

by Pete Holby on Jun 1, 2025 11:34 AM EDT - 10 comments

The Search For America's Next Great Humanities Major.

by Emily Rowley on May 31, 2025 2:19 PM EDT - 31 comments

Stories Of Intrigue: The Rats Of Deviance.

by Kyle Daly on May 31, 2025 12:33 PM EDT - 8 comments

Yankeesfans: The Stories Behind The Animated GIF.

by SundownMotel on May 31, 2025 11:16 AM EDT - 51 comments

Putting On Airs: High-Class Advice For Normal People.

by SundownMotel on May 30, 2025 2:15 PM EDT - 16 comments

An Open Letter To All The Kids Who Got The 'Girl Legos' As A Birthday Present.

by Jon Bois on May 30, 2025 12:12 PM EDT - 35 comments

The Rachael Ray Cookbook.

by Kyle Daly on May 30, 2025 10:50 AM EDT - 20 comments

SkyMall, Part 5.

by SundownMotel on May 29, 2025 1:47 PM EDT - 22 comments

Exclusive: Mitt Romney’s Next Campaign Ad.

by Kyle Daly on May 29, 2025 12:01 PM EDT - 11 comments

A Mission To Save Earth From An Asteroid, As Conducted By The Company That Made Those Crappy Blockbuster Controllers.

by Jon Bois on May 29, 2025 10:40 AM EDT - 34 comments

Hey Jerks, It's Us.

by Jon Bois on May 23, 2025 9:30 AM EDT - 46 comments

About Progressive Boink.

by Jon Bois on May 22, 2025 7:18 PM EDT - 26 comments

Progressive Boink Returns!

by Jon Bois on May 22, 2025 7:18 PM EDT - 81 comments

The 40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings, Part 4 Of 4

by SundownMotel on Apr 21, 2025 12:07 PM EDT

The 40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings, Part 3 Of 4

by SundownMotel on Apr 21, 2025 12:05 PM EDT

The 40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings, Part 2 Of 4

by SundownMotel on Apr 21, 2025 12:04 PM EDT

The 40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings

by SundownMotel on Apr 21, 2025 11:37 AM EDT

25 Great Calvin And Hobbes Strips

by Jon Bois on Apr 21, 2025 11:13 AM EDT

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