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August - 2012

Pragmatic Futurist Bookie: How Will The NFL End?
AFL: The 10 Most Humorous Or Concerning 'Dick' Names In Professional Wrestling
Like A Massa, By Kevin Williamson.
TV Listings From Every TV Show Universe.
Lunch Judgment, Week 4: Tell Us About The Lunch You Had/Are Having Today.
Exclusive: Rep. Todd Akin Speaks Out.
The Nix Family Baby Names List.
Least Worst: True Blood
Lunch Judgment, Week 3: Tell Me About The Lunch You Had Or Are Having Today.
Revisiting The 2002 RadioShack Catalog, Part 3.
Things To Never/Always Say To Paul Ryan.
The Worst Sports Game App: Stickman Parkour.
An Attempted Piece About My Grandfather, And How He Was Awesome.
Lunch Judgment, Week 2: Tell Me About The Lunch You Had Or Are Having Today.
Twitter Twuesday: Andy Borowitz Is Hilarious, But Not On Purpose.
Things To Never/Always Say To A Libertarian.
Progressive Boink's Week In Review: July 30th-August 3rd.
AFL: The 10 Least Prestigious Films Of (Porn) Actress Allie Sin.
Make Time For An Old Friend: NetworkTVOnline.info.
The Top 10 Olympic Nations' Flags Most Clearly Designed By Middle Schoolers.
Lunch Judgment: Tell Us About The Lunch You Had Or Are Having Today.

July - 2012

Building The Ultimate Paul Giamatti Film.
Exclusive: Jonah Lehrer's Resignation Letter From The New Yorker.
The 9 Questions Answered By 'The Net.'
Etaurnity: The Latest In Centaur-Themed Young Adult Supernatural Fiction.
Progressive Boink's Week In Review: July 23rd-27th.
AFL: The 15 Greatest Characters In 'Magnolia.'
Let's Play A Game: Your Best Hypothetical Late-Era Simpsons Synopsis.
Everyone's Unfinished Screenplay: Intergalactic High Noon.
Revisiting The RadioShack Product Catalog, Part 2.
Weird Advertising: Blue Tax.
Hey Guys, Let's Maybe Not Be Totally Gross.
Progressive Boink's Week In Review: July 16th-20th.
AFL: 15 Best Colors Based On Their Hypothetical Top YouTube Comment
Couch Census, July 20th Update: There Are 698 Couches In The Entire World!
The Dark Knight Rises, Rotten Tomatoes, And The GIVE ME WHAT I WANT Culture.
The Saddest Bucket List Entries.
Old And All Alone: A 20th Anniversary MxPx Retrospective.
Revisiting The 2002 RadioShack Catalog.
Fuck You, Buster Sales: Training At Blockbuster Video In The 1990s
Story of Intrigue: Breaking/Bad
Progressive Boink's Week In Review: July 9th-13th.
AFL: The Top 13 Not-So-Great Jack Kirby Characters With Awesome Names.
Couch Census, July 13th Update: There Are 664 Couches In The Entire World.
'Leverage,' And The Phenomenon Of The TV Show You Will Never, Ever See Or Think About.
'Tour de France' Is French For 'Tour Of France': A Guide To Bike Racing.
The 15 Bestworst Moments Of MasterChef, Numbers 5 Through 1.
The 15 Bestworst Moments Of MasterChef, Numbers 10 Through 6.
Grown Adults Crying About Food: The 15 Bestworst Moments Of MasterChef.
Make Time For An Old Friend: 'Truth Or Dare.'
Weird Advertising: Lady Antebellum & Lipton Iced Tea.
Survey Results: We Paid $5 Or So For Radiohead's 'In Rainbows,' And We're Cool With It.
In Defense Of The Stupid, Uninformed Opinion.
Progressive Boink's Week In Review: July 2nd-6th.
AFL: The 15 Worst Fighters In The 1988 'Bloodsport' Kumite.
Couch Census, July 6th Update: There Are Now Over 600 Couches In The Entire World.
The Wire Of Intrigue: Season Five.
Weird Advertising: Carfax.
The Trouble With Aaron Sorkin.
The Dugout: You Gotta Keep Jim Thome Way Down In The Hole, Part 1
Make Time For An Old Friend: Fred And Sharon's 'Peace Or War.'

June - 2012

Progressive Boink's Week In Review: June 25th-29th.
AFL: The 16 Worst Names In The Holy Bible.
Couch Census, June 29th Update: There Are Well Over 500 Couches In The World! WOW!
10 MORE Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship.
Band-Themed Restaurants: Anatomy Of A Joke.
The Wire Of Intrigue: Season Four.
IMPORTANT SURVEY: How Much Did You Pay For Radiohead's 'In Rainbows'?
Twitter Twuesday: The Search For The Most Unintentionally Funny Twitter Account.
Meet 'Guy On The Internet,' Champion Of The Dullards.
AFL: Top 10 Least Threatening-Looking Professional Wrestlers Named 'Ricky'.
Progressive Boink's Week In Review: June 18th-22nd.
Couch Census, June 22nd Update: There Are Nearly 500 Couches In The Entire World.
The 10 People You'll Meet At Church Youth Group.
No One Cares About Adam Carolla.
The Wire Of Intrigue: Season Three.
Lance Armstrong Probably Doped: So Much Smoke In Search Of A Gun.
Twitter Twuesday: The Search For The Most Unintentionally Funny Twitter Account.
Lance Armstrong Probably Doped. No One Should Care.
The Dada iPhone App Store: LloydAvoid, Your Anti-Moseby Solution.
The Next Evolutions Of Little Caesars.
Progressive Boink's Week in Review.
AFL: 13 Dumbest Haircuts Ernest Got From His Deaf Barber On 'Hey Vern, It's Ernest!'
Couch Census, June 15th Update: Some Thoughts On Upstairs Couches.
40 MORE Of The Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings.
40 MORE Of The Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings, Numbers 10 Through 1.
40 MORE Of The Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings, Numbers 20 Through 11.
40 MORE Of The Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings, Numbers 30 Through 21.
The Wire Of Intrigue: Season Two.
The Two Guys Not Wearing 'One Thunder' Shirts Meet In The Concessions Line: A One-Act Play.
One Thousand Drops of Rain.
'And Then Teddy Roosevelt Fights A DINOSAUR': Further Adventures In Presidential Swashbuckling.
The Most Ominous Possible Objects To Be Found Out By The Garbage And Marked For Bedbug Infestation.
The End of Elec-SNORE-al Politics: Voting Through The Multiverse.
Progressive Boink's Week in Review.
The Arbitrary Friday List: Ranking Michelle Tanner's Friends.
Couch Census, June 8th Update: There Are Over 300 Couches In The Entire World.
Baseball Players Are Comic Book Characters: New York Yankees
Poorror Stories: True Adventures From Financially Destitute Times.
The Wire of Intrigue: Season One.
Wikipedia Brown, And The Case Of The Smashed Snow Globe.
An Oral History of the Romney Presidency, Part Two.
Earth's Terrible Secret.
Why Microsoft Office Costs $200: A Budget Breakdown.
An Oral History Of The Romney Presidency, Part One.
Hipster Band Names, As Interpreted By Your Parents.
Progressive Boink's Week In Review.
Introducing: The Couch Census. How Many Couches Are There In The Entire World?
Extremely Loud And Incredibly Home Alone.

May - 2012

The Search For America's Next Great Humanities Major.
Stories Of Intrigue: The Rats Of Deviance.
Yankeesfans: The Stories Behind The Animated GIF.
Putting On Airs: High-Class Advice For Normal People.
An Open Letter To All The Kids Who Got The 'Girl Legos' As A Birthday Present.
The Rachael Ray Cookbook.
SkyMall, Part 5.
Exclusive: Mitt Romney’s Next Campaign Ad.
A Mission To Save Earth From An Asteroid, As Conducted By The Company That Made Those Crappy Blockbuster Controllers.
Hey Jerks, It's Us.
About Progressive Boink.
Progressive Boink Returns!

April - 2012

The 40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings, Part 4 Of 4
The 40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings, Part 3 Of 4
The 40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings, Part 2 Of 4
The 40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings
25 Great Calvin And Hobbes Strips