"Hey, friend! Want so surf on our website?" Archives!  Forums!  Staff!  Confused?  April 1, 2005.  This week's articles...   Frank Miller's Sim City written by B Oh sugar, you just gone and read the dumbest article in your whole life.       The 20 Greatest Movie Kisses written by Emily Everything covered from bi-curious Latin guys to dogs. That takes care of THAT spectrum of humanity!     Dr. Ted George Addresses Your Concerns written by Jon The good doctor responds to your thoughts on his guide to Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.     Links.   Something Awful.   Whoever else   wants to do a link   exchange should   go here.