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THIS WEEK

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DUGOUT & COMICS UPDATED TUESDAY!

Things That Are Old Or Had Happened In The Past.com
Hamid's retro culture page had was updated!! !!! ! Here with brand new articles of remembering for you to did read.

Written by Jon

Hey Kids, Pay Attention In School
A playlet from Instropection Theater.

Written by Bill

More Dugout Archive Exclusives
None of which are about steroids this time. Honest.

Written by B and Nick

CLASSIC P-BOI Just in case you missed them the first time they appeared on the main page, here are some vintage articles from our ancient vault we have owned for a year and a half. This week's highlight is more of the BEST!!11 of B.
	Illusion of Gaia and my Cousin David What a game can really mean. by B
	Creed Is it wrong to rock for Christ? by B
	Creed: Footsteps Celebrating the breakup of America's worst band. by B
	Just The Ten Of Us MAN CANNOT STOP FUCKING HIS WIFE. by B
	Nude Scene Extravaganza The women of View Askew. by B
	Lady Marmalade Scary chicks in underpants. by B

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	Atticus_Finch: Now Mister Ewell, how can you sit there and sincerely believe that my client perpetrated the acts of which he is accused?
	Ewell_Regret_This: I'm real sorry they picked you to defend that nigger that tried to overturn the reserve clause on my Mayella.
	Ewell_Regret_This: I don't know why I didn't trade him myself instead of goin' to the owners. That would have saved you and the league and the fans lots of trouble...
	Atticus_Finch: Do you know what a compromise is?
	Ewell_Regret_This: Bendin' the law?
	Atticus_Finch: Uh, no. It's an agreement reached by mutual consent. Now, here's the way it works.
	Atticus_Finch: You concede the necessity of players rights, we'll keep right on playin' the same every night, just as we always have. Is that a bargain?
	Ewell_Regret_This: You Negro League lover.
	CurtFlood69: BUT I NEVER BUSTED UP NO CHIFFAROBE!

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