I've just discovered that my necklace can unlock any door in Subrosia! How cool is that? Now I can finally get that celebrity access I keep hearing about! It's a whole lot easier than getting an actual record contract... especially since records would melt down here in a matter of minutes. Some rock snobs try & convince me that records that are melted a little bit enhances the musical experience, but I don't buy that hippie crap.     ( Add Comment )

I really don't understand why I always get a hard time when I want to get in an airplane. Just because I wear the traditional Subrosian garb, & just because maybe one or two Subrosians have done acts of terror, doesn't make it right to start generalizing. I'm famous in my home underground lava pit, and I demand some respect! Blasting the heater on the plane would be nice, too, but I understand if that's asking a little too much.    ( Add Comment )