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Re: I would like to discuss upcoming movies

Postby Casey on Thu Oct 04, 2025 10:52 am

Actually, Imagi is handling the graphics and I thought their work on the TMNT movie was really astounding (for a non-Pixar studio), regardless of whether or not you liked the movie's treatment of the franchise (I did).
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Re: I would like to discuss upcoming movies

Postby B on Thu Oct 04, 2025 11:02 am

OH, yeah, I didn't mean to suggest I thought Pixar was doing it, I just left off a "Without Pixar, we wouldn't have everybody doing CGI movies now." I'm excited and encouraging for anything Astro Boy.
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Re: I would like to discuss upcoming movies

Postby Dollo on Thu Oct 04, 2025 11:03 am

Anyone know of a potential storyline?
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Re: I would like to discuss upcoming movies

Postby B on Thu Oct 04, 2025 11:05 am

I'm guessing they aren't going to do much besides the origin story, which is Pinnochio, but instead of the created little boy wandering around and learning lessons about lying, he has rocket boots and fights big monsters.
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Re: I would like to discuss upcoming movies

Postby Dollo on Thu Oct 04, 2025 11:06 am

Shiiiit, I'd watch that.
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Re: I would like to discuss upcoming movies

Postby Hanstock on Thu Oct 04, 2025 11:12 am

so like pinocchio except good
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Re: I would like to discuss upcoming movies

Postby B on Thu Oct 04, 2025 11:12 am

not as good as 9 seasons of f*r*i*e*n*d*s but it's trying real hard
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Re: I would like to discuss upcoming movies

Postby Hanstock on Thu Oct 04, 2025 11:14 am

i am going to be like ***** ****** and put you in the crossface crippler
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Re: I would like to discuss upcoming movies

Postby James on Thu Oct 04, 2025 11:27 am

disney isn't supposed to take japanese animated classics and release them in the states as japanese animated classics

that's not how they roll

it should be "robot kid" and there is a ten year old robot boy giving a thumbs up while the principal of robot elementary middle school slips and falls and loses his toupee

later analysis shows that 3/4ths of the frames used are actually from astroboy despite the transition to live action
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Re: I would like to discuss upcoming movies

Postby baollis on Thu Oct 04, 2025 4:36 pm

The heartbreak kid shall only be awesome if at somepoint in time Ben Stiller kicks Owen Wilson thru a babershop window.
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Re: I would like to discuss upcoming movies

Postby zack hoagie! on Thu Oct 04, 2025 8:22 pm

Astro Boy will be even more awesome if Astro's Father flat out dumps him without any padding by the studio. Seriously, make it as sad as possible and I will be happy. Happy sad.
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Re: I would like to discuss upcoming movies

Postby TheEvilGingivitis on Mon Oct 08, 2025 12:42 am

Since we're talking about Astro Boy anyway (which I suspect will be great):

http://www.firstshowing.net/2007/10/05/ ... -personal/

Astro's mouth looks like it needs a cigar in it. I really like it though.
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Re: I would like to discuss upcoming movies

Postby Captain Hot Stuff on Mon Oct 08, 2025 10:14 pm

I've seen a lot of ands and trailers for something called "The Seeker: Dark Is Rising" and it looks like the msot hilariously cliched sack of fantasy shit ever.
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Re: I would like to discuss upcoming movies

Postby Dollo on Tue Oct 09, 2025 2:58 pm

So, after watching this entire trailer for something they're calling 'TIN MAN' (which is The Wizard of Oz) there are a few things I've come to realize.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sjnie-aqYw

1) I am still sort of in love with Zooey Deschanel and want to make her my wife.
2) I am still wanting to bang the ever-loving shit out of Kathleen Robertson since I first saw her on 90210.
3) I don't think I could sit through this movie if I tried. Maybe it's the bad taste 'Wicked' left in my mouth after reading it.
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Re: I would like to discuss upcoming movies

Postby Maynard, on Tue Oct 09, 2025 3:01 pm

The Assassination of Jesse James is coming to my town this weekend. I predict good times to be had by all. All meaning me.
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Re: I would like to discuss upcoming movies

Postby blacktoothgrin on Tue Oct 09, 2025 3:08 pm

Jesus, what did they do to the Wizard Of Oz? Not everything needs to be rehashed. The crappy sequels were one thing but this just seems to be SO FAR away from what the original film was about. Why is it called Tin Man? That's like calling a Harry Potter remake "Ron". Just so messed up.
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Re: I would like to discuss upcoming movies

Postby Matt W on Tue Oct 09, 2025 3:30 pm

hahaha "the O-Z"

GET IT
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Re: I would like to discuss upcoming movies

Postby emily on Tue Oct 09, 2025 7:28 pm

Holy shit so excited.
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Re: I would like to discuss upcoming movies

Postby Greg on Tue Oct 09, 2025 8:30 pm

"C'mon Tin Man, have a heart."

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Re: I would like to discuss upcoming movies

Postby emily on Tue Oct 09, 2025 9:16 pm

y'all a bunch of fuckin' haters.
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