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[Greg]

Frankly, I think a new Oz film, hopefully something a bit more truthful to the books, is fine. That's just a really, really, really dumb line.

[DGMacphee]

I got no problem with a Tin Man movie.

I got no problem with them calling it "The O-Z".

I got no problem with them saying wacky plays on words like "Have a heart, Tin Man!"

But I DO have a problem with characters in sci-fi/fantasy movies using the line "A STORM IS COMING!!1!" and not referring to the weather. "A STORM IS COMING!!1!" is perhaps the most cliched way for any sci-fi/fantasy character to announce imminent danger is coming. In fact, if I hear the phrase "A STORM IS COMING!!1!" one more time, a storm will be coming in the form of my fist thundering into some hack film writer's face.

[Terry Cheesecake]

DG takes on Hollywood. A storm is coming.

[Whittle]

i like the zipper on alan cumming's head

why isnt the tinman made out of metal, or is neal mcdonough the guy in that chamber thing that ends up being indiana jones jr. (cain)

[Whittle]

after more research i think i was right about neal mcdonough

more important news: saw iv comes out on 10/26 and every year on 11/1 i tell myself to not see the sequel to come out the next year, and then i see a commercial and i get pumped.

[blacktoothgrin]

haha whittle have you seen the "trailer", heh

the one where jigsaw "falls off a bike", heh

[Captain Hot Stuff]

Saw is the Nightmare on Elm Stree/Friday 13th of our time. The first two were great, the third was pretty meh, and the fourth will probably suck.

[Whittle]

Destiny says that it's weird to sit through the movies because you're just getting freaked out and you can't watch. And then they pull something retarded on you like the pig guts one from Saw 3 and you just laugh and stare at the screen like "come on man"

i told her about the guy with the blades surrounding his face from the commercial and she just laughed.

[James]

"A STORM IS COMING!!1!"

don't forget "SCARY BAD MAN WHO DRESSES IN BLACK WHO IS ABJECTLY EVIL SO THAT HE CAN BE COMPARED TO SATAN"

also "KID FROM OUR WORLD TRANSPORTED TO FANTASY WORLD WHERE HE IS TREATED WAY BETTER THAN HE IS BACK HOME AND DOESN'T GET EVEN A SINGLE SWIRLIE"

[Hanstock]

hey whittle this is the thread for upcoming movies not for spoilering all the saw movies i haven't seen

(which is all of them)

[Jim]

Here, I'll spoil them for you even more: they fucking suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[B]

hey whittle this is the thread for upcoming movies not for spoilering all the saw movies i haven't seen

(which is all of them)

spoiler: not everything is what it seams !

[Hanstock]

so they are about tailoring or

[Wat, But A Girl]

they are about 19th century french-canadian lumberjacks

[Jennifer]

No they aren't. If they were, I would like them.

[Hanstock]

Jennifer uppin her coolness quotient from square one.