Progressive Boink

[Alex]

Haha his genuine shock as his brilliant plan is foiled is awesome.

"I am the mack daddy of Heimlich county!"

[Justin]

"He ran a red light. He can't do that."

so fucking funny.

"Gas cop, gas cop, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when he comes... for... yewwww?"

I love when Hank talks about people from the Texas Propane Advisory Council like Charlie Fortner or Maury Hogarth.

[Alex]

So you've said before!

awkward-teen Joseph is hilarious, but I can't find any good quotes of his.

[Justin]

"The Vandergraffs!"

[Jaspers]

"Whatever you do, don't stick your cat in there. Otherwise, it's head will, like, explode!"

[Alex]

"You can't be a good man just by acting all righteous and stuff. It says right here in the book of Acts -- wait, the red letters are the Jesus words, right?"

[Justin]

"Mexicans can't talk about their feelings? That's great!"

[zack hoagie!]

"Where did you get that hat? Urban Outfitters?"
"No, I got this at work!"
"Do you work at Urban Outfitters?"

[Wat, But A Girl]

"I gonna die like English patient's wife. Long, painful, boring death."

[Folby]

I'll show you who put the sue in Souphanousinphone!

[Alex]

Joseph's line last night about how it'd be hard to have fake boobs and not touch them was pretty funny.

[Andy]

Bobby *handed cane by doctor*: DOES IT COME WITH A HAT?!