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[Andy]

I think it was "aw dang" followed by "AW DANG!" which makes it that much funnier.

[Justin]

Nope. Its definitely two dangits.

Ahahaha when Hank is filling the ice cube trays and the phone rings. He looks at the phone, down at the trays, sighs and reluctantly dumps the trays back into the sink.

[Andy]

I still think your wrong so nyaaaa

Oh man, that scene where Peggy is being coached by Cotton and she just turns around and pops him in the face and his eyes twitch, I laughed for about ten full minutes.

[Justin]

"Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever have to tell you this, but soccer was invented by European ladies to pass the time while their husbands did the cooking."
"Why must you hate everything you don't understand?"
"I don't HATE you!"
"I meant soccer."
"Oh, right. Yes. I hate soccer."

[Jon]

Stuart Dooley is the best:

"your grandmother loves you."
"your wife divorced you."
"i peed in some kid's locker."

My favorite Hank line:

"I'm gonna tie the long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick you down the street!"

One of my favorite moments in the show's history is when Bill has a mental breakdown and cross-dresses as Lenore at a party. Hank goes out to comfort him by dressing in drag himself. Eventually Bill comes to his senses and they put their normal clothes back on. The episode ends with Dale appearing in the frame in a dress, seeing them, uttering his trademark "Gih!", and running away.

[Jaspers]

"Where's the Children's Gun section?"
"Aisle 47."

[More Like]

Hank Hill says, "Dangit."


Kahn: You think that boy have future? That not baby fat, that permanent.

[Alex]

Hank's Japanese half-brother cracked me up I tell you what

"You would be proud of me, I was abrupt with an elderly woman."

"I kick-a your ass! Look at me! Here come Ronald Reagan Mike Tyson!"

[Sami]

Hank Hill says, "Dangit."


Kahn: You think that boy have future? That not baby fat, that permanent.

hahaha I love Kahn.

Peggy too!

"...and the man walked around the world and said to the king, "Sir, I come from France." Cir-cum-france."

[Jaspers]

"I surely am not unfond of you, Peggy, I tell you what." What kind of marriage proposal is that?


You get Nancy and I end up with Dale - who's the clear winner there, hm? Dale!


Dale on phone: You don't know who I am, but I know where you live. And if you teach that class sex ed teacher, I will make you pay.
Hank: Dale, is that you?
Dale: Oh, hey, Hank. Can you put Peggy on the phone?
Hank: Peggy? It's for you. It's Dale.
Peggy Hill: Hello, Dale.
Dale: You don't know who I am, but I know where you live...

[Andy]

Happiness.
Hap-piness.
Hap........penis.
I did it.
Uvula.
VAAAAAAAAAAAAGINA

[Ragingape]

Hey rednecks. If you need a beer coaster I got a used pair of underwear I want to get rid of.

[Justin]

"My father started Larcen pork products with nothing more with three pigs and a pig killing hammer. Today I'm proud to say that we kill more pigs than... pig hepatitis."

[Andy]

I love when he and his mirror image buddy are just sitting at a bar eating nuts and drinking beer, not talking at all, and Hank goes and calls Peggy and says "He's a great guy!"

[Justin]

And he jokes about using unleaded gas and drinking imported beer.

[Andy]

"Oh, heh. I gotta watch you!"

[Andy]

Haha, just saw this one:

Hank (giving acceptance speech for Propane award): To quote Dr. Martin Luther King Jr, I had aother dream. A dream to sell propane and propane acessories."
Audience Lady1: Doctah King.
Audience Lady2: Mmmm.

[Alex]

I love that Hal episode. The look on Bobby's face when he's doing his shoeshine thing is wonderful.

[Lindy]

"Forget number 6! You're now serving nonsense!"

[clay]

"He ran a red light. He can't do that."