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Frank Stallone
Such a jokester
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Mon Feb 06, 2026 10:34 pm
Post subject: Day 5, 1:00 P.M.-2:00 P.M. (BACK OF AN ASIAN KID'S HYUNDIA) |
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Good times. I was a little let down with the whole 'WHO IS BEHIND THE BED OMFG oh it's just someone you've never seen before back to your seats people'
now some jokes:
callitaLandslide (10:12:51 PM): what do you tell a girl with a black eye?
Auto response from Boiskov (10:12:52 PM): 24
callitaLandslide (10:12:56 PM): nothing, rossler already told her once!
Boiskov (10:13:02 PM): aw snap
Boiskov (10:13:53 PM): hey how come jack doesn't have much time this season?
Boiskov (10:14:05 PM): because all the badguys are rushin'
Boiskov (10:18:10 PM): Q: hey, now that walt cummings has told everything he knows, what do you think he'll do for the rest of the season?
Boiskov (10:18:24 PM): A: oh, i'm sure he'll be hanging around
callitaLandslide (10:18:49 PM): Q: Do you think walt cummings is dead
callitaLandslide (10:18:54 PM): A: I belt he is!
Boiskov (10:18:59 PM): hohoho
callitaLandslide (10:19:07 PM): (he hung himselg with a belt, you see)
Boiskov (10:19:22 PM): he got what was cummings to him if you ask me!
callitaLandslide (10:20:21 PM): walt a good joke!
callitaLandslide (10:21:41 PM): Q: Do you know why Walt was discharged from the NAVY?
Boiskov (10:21:47 PM): why
callitaLandslide (10:22:03 PM): A. No one could fight a war because all they could do is laugh at Seaman Cummings.
Boiskov (10:22:16 PM): Thomas Haden Church
callitaLandslide (10:22:39 PM): spermspermspermsperm
Boiskov (10:22:56 PM): why did cummings order the killing of david palmer
Boiskov (10:23:31 PM): because 24 has room for only one man whose last name is a euphemism for jacking off
callitaLandslide (10:24:51 PM): why is the president's chief of staff only a back-up for the atlanta falcons?
callitaLandslide (10:25:03 PM): because he's novick
Boiskov (10:25:35 PM): haha
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tibber
CUP OF WATER W/ A SPRINKLE OF SUGAR
Joined: 13 Nov 2025
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Mon Feb 06, 2026 10:40 pm
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| good ep over all, but i'm not liking where the psycho first lady thing is headed. one sherry palmer was enough. also, the thing with mcgill's crackhead sister was completely unecessary. |
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Kyle
is style
Joined: 12 Aug 2025
Posts: 1467
Location: fu ji ni ya
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Mon Feb 06, 2026 10:46 pm
Post subject: Re: Day 5, 1:00 P.M.-2:00 P.M. (BACK OF AN ASIAN KID'S HYUND |
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| Frank Stallone wrote: |
| Good times. I was a little let down with the whole 'WHO IS BEHIND THE BED OMFG oh it's just someone you've never seen before back to your seats people' |
I concur. The episode was fairly uneventful I thought, especially since I was hoping it was going to involve Jack torturing an old pedo in new and innovative ways, but then oop! Alexis Drazen 2.0 time! I did enjoy Edguh's little smile after Chloe told him "shutup, Edgar," the only realistic slap reaction I've ever seen on TV (that pathetic, shocked face Logan made for like a second after his wife hit him was perfect), and various other bits. Also, what is the deal with CTU agents having disruptive burnout siblings? I wonder if Jack's gonna have some loser brother who works at In 'n' Out Burger pop up at some point.
why is this b's favorite episode of 24
because it features a professional rossler
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Frank Stallone
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Mon Feb 06, 2026 11:01 pm
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I thought Edgar had a perfect smirk, then he went a little overboard with it. At first it was a smirk, but it was still kind of ambiguous. We were all pretty sure he wanted that guy to leave, and has the hots for Chloe. That's why the ambiguous half-smile was perfect, until he went crazy and it was like a full-on smile. Now, it's like 'oh well crap he wants to see her naked.' Not a huge complaint, though.
why didn't any girls get punched in the face?
they were just showing a little curtis-y
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Justin
woof woof woof woof
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Tue Feb 07, 2025 2:38 am
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When Young Russian Sex Slave shot Old Creepy Russian I couldn't help but think of Diel Ortega's wife. Women always manage to fuck up Jack's Christmas though, so why try and break that trend?
why does every episode of 24 end in a cliffhanger?
because they're tryin' to build a little suspencer!
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gotmyphilosophy
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Location: Edina, MN and Denton, TX
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Thu Feb 09, 2025 12:17 am
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our HGIC (head goonie in charge) got mugged by his sister and her junkie boyfriend. he was just tryin' to LYNN a helping hand.
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Jon
CUP OF WATER W/ A HANDFUL OF SUGAR
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Location: Louisville, KY
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Fri Feb 10, 2025 4:46 pm
Post subject: Re: Day 5, 1:00 P.M.-2:00 P.M. (BACK OF AN ASIAN KID'S HYUND |
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| Kyle wrote: |
| but then oop! Alexis Drazen 2.0 time! |
Really, it was 3.0 if you count Gael's wife killing Saunders.
novick is when a novice has less electrons than protons |
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ctoner
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Location: Chicago, IL
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Mon Feb 13, 2025 4:47 am
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| Rudy's sister is without a doubt the Amnesia Cougar of this season, I predict. |
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Justin
woof woof woof woof
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Mon Feb 13, 2025 5:21 am
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| ctoner wrote: |
| Rudy's sister is without a doubt the Amnesia Cougar Chase's Baby Suicide Driscoll of this season, I predict. |
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