11/15 We are almost done updating!

[Mike]

I'm not done yet because I'm a son of a bitch. Read B's & Jon's first.

LOOK EDDIE GUERERRO AND THE EVENT! LOOK LOOK OVER THERE
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[William]

Actually, yours is the only one that doesn't give me a 404 error. Well, okay, I get a 404 at page 3, but the first two pages are good.
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Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.

[Neil]

The links have "%20" at the end of them (what is that, an underscore? a space?), delete that and they work.
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wait im sorry i made almost 2 million dollars last year to throw 20 fastballs every three or four days haha sorry jackalope capitalism rules

[Neil]

B's article was amazing, as usual. It's awful that it had to be written, though

The Event is still mind boggling, and goddamn you Jon for making such a cliffhanger.
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wait im sorry i made almost 2 million dollars last year to throw 20 fastballs every three or four days haha sorry jackalope capitalism rules

[Jim]

Seriously, Jon. Ever the fucking cocktease with these things.

I'll comment on The Speed Run once I read page 4.

Beautiful and heartbreaking, B... just like Eddie.
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[Mike]

I'm done. I don't know what the fuck I just wrote, but it's done.
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[Jim]

I didn't really know where you were going with the whole thing. I very much liked page 4 (all of it, but page 4 stands out), and it was worth the 30 minute wait.
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[Mike]

I think I had too many ideas as to how many things I can say about that one time they made a movie about Mario without actually talking about the movie that I didn't link them well enough. So, um, this is a rebuilding year. Yeah, yeah that's it.
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[endlessmike]

this story is taking a very disturbing turn, which normally is not my cup of tea. but i am hooked so i will just cover my eyes for the scary parts. :)great writing too.

[Jim]

[hector]

I actually got pretty emotional halfway through the Eddie article.
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[K-Funk All-Star]

Great update this week, guys.

B - I agree with Neil; it's a shame that article ever had to be written. But God, what a beautiful tribute to a great man. Fine work.
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[cxc]

Dammit B.

[SundownMotel]

As always, B demonstrates his gift of being able to turn our feelings about wrestling into something tangible, literate and meaningful. I cannot imagine a better eulogy for Eddie, but it's a tragedy that he needed one so soon.
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[Mugsy]

Damn Jon, I don't know what to do with myself anymore. I won't be able to eat or sleep until the next installment comes along.
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WAAAOOOOOOOWWWW!

[Randy]

Mike, [spoiler:76cfbb2eb9]was the ampersand thing intentional? I thought it was very funny and Thomas Haden Church'ed at the idea. If you didn't mean to do that, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY AMPERSANDS AND ONLY TWO "ANDS"?![/spoiler:76cfbb2eb9]

Also the rest of the article was funny too. I always have a hard time not laughing at Nintendo jokes.
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[SundownMotel]

Mike, you say you used a glitch toward the end of your Mario speed run. To what are you referring?
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[Mike]

Sorry, Randy. There's no hidden meaning behind the ampersands. I've just become accustomed to being too lazy to type the word AND. It's just quicker this way, which does kind of make the whole thing funnier, now that you point it out. However, take another look at my archives. I've been doing it the whole time.

The glitch is in the final castle. During the part right before the underwater section, I double back & use a different pipe to get there, rather than jump over the lava. I've been doing this for years, but apparently Twin Galaxies considers it cheating.

Thanks for not disliking my post, guys.
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[SundownMotel]

How is that considered cheating? Twin Galaxies [strikethrough]can go fuck themselves[/strikethrough] is a very fine website.
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[Tiffany]

What B wrote is absolutely poetic.

I wish B's talents extended as a painter with oils on canvas, because he would be fan-fucking-tastic. Other than that, he is a great writer and I hope that success follows your struggles.
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