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Mike
The king of pop
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Tue Nov 22, 2025 11:55 pm
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https://www.progressiveboink.com/
While the rest of the staff is busy glued to their shiny new Xboxes, the rest of us decided to make jokes about Zelda & TV shows that you might remember from when you were of a younger age!
We're also doing a little something different with a long overdue Dugout special event starring the pr0f3ss0r, himself. B has written the first few pages of it for tonight, & the rest will be uploaded to wordupthome.com gradually for the rest of the week, ending next Tuesday.
Good luck with your future endeavors! _________________
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B
= Best!!11
Joined: 09 Aug 2025
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Location: Bristol, VA
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Logan
CUP OF WATER W/ A SPRINKLE OF SUGAR
Joined: 10 Aug 2025
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Location: Owensboro, KY
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Wed Nov 23, 2025 12:51 am
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Now I feel retarded for liking My Brother and Me a lot when I was a kid. Article made me laugh, though. _________________ ... Songs From the Vatican Gift Shop. |
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Neil
CUP OF WATER W/ A HANDFUL OF SUGAR
Joined: 10 Aug 2025
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Location: Wyandotte, MI
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Wed Nov 23, 2025 12:59 am
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oh fuck yes, I love HySpace
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_________________ pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wait im sorry i made almost 2 million dollars last year to throw 20 fastballs every three or four days haha sorry jackalope capitalism rules |
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joshua
CUP OF WATER W/ A SPRINKLE OF SUGAR
Joined: 11 Aug 2025
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Location: Charleston, SC
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Wed Nov 23, 2025 1:20 am
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This Dugout event is the best thing to happen to the world ever. _________________
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| why the hell do you speak such good english korea you about as korean as paul kariya |
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vmag
CUP OF WATER W/ A SPRINKLE OF SUGAR
Joined: 10 Aug 2025
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Location: Deployed
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Wed Nov 23, 2025 1:49 am
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| Thou art a sick fuck! Do I ask thee about thy favorite posthumous uses for thy fallen brethren? |
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wagnike2
CUP OF WATER
Joined: 11 Aug 2025
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Wed Nov 23, 2025 3:11 am
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| Oh crap, My Brother and Me has some fond memories of Kendal Gill. I haven't read the article but when I read it tomorrow hopefully it mentions this |
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S C Smith
CUP OF WATER
Joined: 03 Oct 2025
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Wed Nov 23, 2025 3:53 am
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| Oh crap, My Brother and Me has some fond memories of Kendal Gill. I haven't read the article but when I read it tomorrow hopefully it mentions this |
Quick you've only got a few hours to edit! |
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Daniel
ELBOW ELBOY HINT AND HINT
Joined: 10 Aug 2025
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Location: Diane Chamber's Lap.
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Wed Nov 23, 2025 4:20 am
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"DON'T HOLD YOUR BREFFFF"
Justin's article is good and should probably be longer. _________________ them's jokes, boy |
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dlomyhero
Associate
Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 1325
Location: i would like a donuts --kyle
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Wed Nov 23, 2025 8:30 am
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| Oh crap, My Brother and Me has some fond memories of Kendal Gill. I haven't read the article but when I read it tomorrow hopefully it mentions this |
KENDO GIIEEWWWWWWW _________________ Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment. |
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Kirbyoto
DIET SODER POP
Joined: 10 Aug 2025
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Location: Pfft
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Wed Nov 23, 2025 8:41 am
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That link on Evil Eagle's page was just...I don't even know. At the very least, they're wearing clothes.
Kyle Farnsworth needs a bazooka. That whole part was great. And Justin's article was awesome, though it could've been longer. _________________
WHAT IS WRONG WITH U WOMAN????? |
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SpyderCed
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Joined: 21 Oct 2025
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Location: The dark side of Florida
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Wed Nov 23, 2025 10:52 am
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God, I remember hating My Brother and Me so much when I was a kid. Justin's article just reminds me of why I hated it and why it should be blotted from Nickelodeon's memory banks forever. _________________
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Adam
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Location: et al
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Wed Nov 23, 2025 12:26 pm
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My favorite thing about "My Brother and Me" was that for the entire show, their favorite player was like Alonzo Mourning or Charles Barkley or someone, but when the time came to have them meet their idol, it was the available, willing-to-work-for-saltines Kendall Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell. _________________
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Justin
woof woof woof woof
Joined: 09 Aug 2025
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Location: Mashpee, MA
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Wed Nov 23, 2025 12:30 pm
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Well, Kendall Gill was in the very first episode, so they didn't really have time to establish a favorite player. Although later in the series' run, Dee Dee trades his favorite poster (Not mah Zoeeeee postah!) to Goo for a snake and a couple of mice. _________________ [quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote] |
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SundownMotel
horrifically mind numbing
Joined: 09 Nov 2025
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Wed Nov 23, 2025 12:44 pm
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I was lost in the chortle factory the entire time I was reading the Farnsworth Odyssey, with an occasional visit to the guffaw orchard. _________________ And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.
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endlessmike
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Wed Nov 23, 2025 1:30 pm
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| i really liked this weeks update. i thought i posted feedback about it yesterday, but that must have been an illusion. anyway, my favorite part was the description of goo. |
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Rusty Cooledge
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Fuck, I had forgotten all about My Brother and Me. Specifically Goo Punch.
I also remember how that show was always on, just as you said. Man, did I ever hate that show.
Hyspace was great this week, especially the comments in Deku Tree's profile.
Farnsworth had me in stiches as well. Good show. _________________
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Mugsy
CUP OF WATER W/ A HANDFUL OF SUGAR
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Wed Nov 23, 2025 3:02 pm
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God. My Brother and Me...I think that's the first nostalgic article I've ever read that was about something I literally forgot all about until I read it. God was that show ever terrible. I have a good mind to go to the writers homes sneeze in some mashed potatoes while asking if I can have some so that they'll be backed into giving them to me. Or corn dogs. Maybe corn dogs. _________________ WAAAOOOOOOOWWWW! |
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Jon
CUP OF WATER W/ A HANDFUL OF SUGAR
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Location: Louisville, KY
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Wed Nov 23, 2025 3:53 pm
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I love Justin's style of writing. I don't think anyone on staff has a more overtly smartassed style of writing than he does, and I hope he's able to start writing more often. As a sidenote, the My Brother and Me theme song is one of the funniest songs in the world.
I think the Deku Tree addition to Hyspace is my favorite profile yet. In particular:
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| A boy to come and climb into my trunk, and swing from my branches, and play in my shade, and throw my nuts at monsters and make them turn blue, and be happy. |
Cracked me the fuck up.
This week's update was absolutely awesome, so it's kind of hard to pick a favorite, but I have to go with B's first few strips of the Kyle Farnsworth saga. The shit he's done with that character is so hilarious -- just about every other thing B has Farnsworth say makes me laugh out loud. Fuck. I mean, him trying to rent a bazooka at the airport, saying he's there to "enact revenge upon the Japanese", and laughing at Gabe Kapler at the end. Those are some of the funniest moments in Dugout history. We've been at the Dugout for over a year, and B has offered the latest example of why we can and should still be doing this in 200 years. |
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Shamrock
what you are any of your yes-men
Joined: 09 Aug 2025
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Wed Nov 23, 2025 9:21 pm
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I've been waiting forever for some kind of event with Farny, and now we get a week long epic :excitedemoticon
The Deku Tree and Eyegore updates were just about the funniest things I've ever read in my life.
And I also remember My Brother and Me. _________________
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